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Heavy Lobster
@steelcrustacean.bsky.social
The reigning monarch of the crustaceans, ruler of the shelled ones, and dominator of all things crabby.
"This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!"

TRANSGENDER FEMALE!!!!!
BECAUSE NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS
probably the most fire thing I've seen outta th show's merch
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
is that so bad though
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
he's got places to go and things to do, and all of them require that cannon
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
BANKS????
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
whoa momma who is that fine specimen of a crustacean
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
gooooood morning!
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
we'll set up the divorce kids special, week-on week-off.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
pret-ty sure that's supposed to say Thursday, after all it's Water Wraith Wednesday today
a heart shaped mirror with a frog in the reflection
ALT: a heart shaped mirror with a frog in the reflection
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November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Remastered Kirby Mass Attack Dedede Theme makes me go bananas, it's phenomenal
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
@pellapellasekai.bsky.social have you seen this
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
will be back onto here more often again. sorry for the absence.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM