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Tim Matthews
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He/Him.

Bayswater (Biraliny), Perth (Boorloo), Western Australia

Trying to perfect the art of being powerless and completely stupid. The only way to travel.

#retiredTim
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I have over 20,000 songs on my iPhone. I’ve created an auto playlist of only those tracks I’ve only played the once. My daily commutes are now random songs I’ve mostly forgotten about. These are some of the highlights (in chronological order).

Antistar from 100th Window by Massive Attack
This public criticism by Stokes of the team that *he and McCullum* created seems pretty shit.

This is your team, mate. They play this way because it’s what you wanted them to do. Now it’s all going to shit he’s basically thrown them under the tour bus.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/d...
Ben Stokes says England have been ‘letting the pressure get to us’ in Ashes
Ben Stokes admitted the way England folded in key moments during the first two Ashes Tests had led him to question the character of his players
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Loving how Fox Cricket is now showing Starc first over wickets #Ashes
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Given it’ll rain everyday of the Sydney Test, we’ve basically retained the #Ashes
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
The 2025/26 Ashes

PERTH
Aus win by 8 wickets
Steve Smith hits the winning runs

BRISBANE
Aus win by 8 wickets
Steve Smith hits the winning runs

#AUSvENG
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
“You bowl fast when there’s nothing going on, champion” brutal #Ashes
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Relevant #Ashes
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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The Ben Stokes and Will Jacks partnership is now longer than either of England's completed innings in Perth

#AUSvENG
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This game has driven me to drink #Ashes
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Pitch looks good to bat on. We’ll be chasing plenty. #Ashes
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by Tim Matthews
ENG improve from trailing by 44 runs at the close of day 2 to only trailing by 43 runs at the close of day 3

#AUSvENG
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
England 6/-43 at stumps #Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
5/-54 #Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Spirit of cricket my fucking arse. You’re a cheat Root. #Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Nobody has gone on with it…4 fifties, no tons #Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Genuinely getting excited to write this. It's gonna be another bananas Christmas down Albert Square.
✨ANNOUNCEMENT✨The seventh annual EastEnders Xmas Catch-Up Thread for people who go home to their families for Christmas and don't have a clue what's going on will be posted on Monday 22nd December.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Day 3 ticket holders at the Gabba can breathe easily now.
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Can someone shut Maxwell up #Ashes
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 AM
We have to interrupt the #Ashes to report that some rubbish NSW batter has made runs for the first time in 18 months
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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England reaping the genius of Stokes captaincy last night. #ashes
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Great knock by Root. Aus should be three down if Stokes wasn’t a dipshit.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Why aren’t the Poms declaring? #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Root was pretty lucky not to be stranded #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
WTF was that reviewed #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Loving Carey standing up #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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First time since Jan 2012 that AUS have played a Test match in AUS without Nathan Lyon in the side

#AUSvENG
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM