StaticSpud
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That fold-in would be crazy.
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Does it smell like Gwyneth paltrows vagina?
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If you replace donald with dad. You get my childhood, in a nutshell.
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How you gonna talk about a puppet and not show it?
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There's a reason it's a CALL-out. Bosses are assholes like that.
Feel better.
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They get butt hurt too easily.
Then run, cut and block after you respond to their nonsense.
Snowflakes
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Not accurate. The mom would have a 50foot cord wrapped around the table, the dad and the kids while yapping with her friend 3 doors down.
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I was gonna say peppered pork
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Wanna step to me. Come correct. I put my ugly mug on screen because i stand by what i type. If you wanna hide keep your mouth shut.
Bears-a-bub
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We're on bluesky not in congress. Take it down a peg.
I would never say the all lives nazi slogan.
Okay? Friends?
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Maybe Randy Feltface can help.
Puppet stand up comics. NOT like jeff dunham!

I recommend Randy Writes A Novel. Super funny stuff
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It's his kink!
Skinner isn't Agnes' son. He came back from war and impersonated the real skinner who was MIA. The real skinner came home years later(i forget the season) blah blah blah. Fake Skinner stayed with Anges by choice. He gets off on the degradation.
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Don't know what tell ya.
Pumpkin spice hitler is blowing up boats while ice holds people til they die or just shots them.
Just because he's the worst one doesn't make him the only.

That might be an interesting game. Who did this Prez kill?
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Idk. My library has more security than an airport
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Yeah but think of all things you must be able to do with a coconut.
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Me too.
Desert storm was so boring.
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The arctic or antarctic?
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They found while cleaning the couch in pv jd's office
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Is her other job being Ben Afflecks nanny?