StaticSpud
@staticspud.bsky.social
🚧Meat popsicle🚧
🌑Black hole of depression☔
♏ eww/yuck. 👴&🤕
Overflowing with useless info!
🌑Black hole of depression☔
♏ eww/yuck. 👴&🤕
Overflowing with useless info!
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If you see this, post a Comics cover you love.
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Grinch got skills 😀
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Grinch got skills 😀
This morning is filled with joyous sounds of children playing in snow.
a man in a cowboy hat is driving a car with the words gotta enjoy the little things written below him
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December 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This morning is filled with joyous sounds of children playing in snow.
Release the Epstein files.
Shit! Release ALL the files. Let the people know what dirt America has done. It's a lot.
Shit! Release ALL the files. Let the people know what dirt America has done. It's a lot.
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Release the Epstein files.
Shit! Release ALL the files. Let the people know what dirt America has done. It's a lot.
Shit! Release ALL the files. Let the people know what dirt America has done. It's a lot.
This happened under Obama's watch.
Too big to fail they said.
Bailouts for executives.
Who's on our side again?
Too big to fail they said.
Bailouts for executives.
Who's on our side again?
We are the wealthiest country in the world and yet this is how we treat our seniors and veterans. If you support Trump and Republicans ripping away SNAP, Medicaid, and Obamacare subsidies to give tax cuts to billionaires — GO FUCK YOURSELF. 😳👇
December 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This happened under Obama's watch.
Too big to fail they said.
Bailouts for executives.
Who's on our side again?
Too big to fail they said.
Bailouts for executives.
Who's on our side again?
Well, we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been.
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen.
But we don't know where we've been.
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen.
Road to Nowhere
YouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic
youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Well, we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been.
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen.
But we don't know where we've been.
And we know what we're knowin'
But we can't say what we've seen.
Grinch got skills 😀
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Grinch got skills 😀
SNAP! No Republicans.
The universe has a celebration.
The universe has a celebration.
a close up of a person 's arm with the words stream tumblr on the bottom right
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December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
SNAP! No Republicans.
The universe has a celebration.
The universe has a celebration.
Sure, sex feels great but...
have you taken a hot bubble with a fat joint on a frigid day?
have you taken a hot bubble with a fat joint on a frigid day?
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sure, sex feels great but...
have you taken a hot bubble with a fat joint on a frigid day?
have you taken a hot bubble with a fat joint on a frigid day?
That canceled tv show that you'll never stop thinking about?
Vagrant Queen
So good. They even did an episode based on the Clue movie.
Vagrant Queen
So good. They even did an episode based on the Clue movie.
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
That canceled tv show that you'll never stop thinking about?
Vagrant Queen
So good. They even did an episode based on the Clue movie.
Vagrant Queen
So good. They even did an episode based on the Clue movie.
ROTFLMAO 😂🤣
Proof of what we knew.
Thank you kim
Proof of what we knew.
Thank you kim
Kim Kardashian Shocked to Learn She Has "Low Activity" in Her Brain
A brain scan discovered "holes" showing "low activity" in Kim Kardashian's frontal lobe.
consequence.net
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ROTFLMAO 😂🤣
Proof of what we knew.
Thank you kim
Proof of what we knew.
Thank you kim
By & large, language is a tool for concealing the truth -
George Carlin
George Carlin
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
By & large, language is a tool for concealing the truth -
George Carlin
George Carlin
You shouldn't have come
Don't eat the sushi
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
You shouldn't have come
Why do they label movies as a comedy when they're not funny?
Just watched BUGONIA
Good movie not a comedy.
Just watched BUGONIA
Good movie not a comedy.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Why do they label movies as a comedy when they're not funny?
Just watched BUGONIA
Good movie not a comedy.
Just watched BUGONIA
Good movie not a comedy.
Feels like a night for
HARVEY BIRDMAN
Attorney @ Law
HARVEY BIRDMAN
Attorney @ Law
a group of cartoon characters are dancing in a room with the words adult swim on the bottom right
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November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Feels like a night for
HARVEY BIRDMAN
Attorney @ Law
HARVEY BIRDMAN
Attorney @ Law
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Considering basting my turkey with eggnog.
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Considering basting my turkey with eggnog.
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?
Considering basting my turkey with eggnog.
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Considering basting my turkey with eggnog.
Any thoughts?
Any thoughts?
Do you wanna bulk up for winter?
Try putting eggnog on your cereal.
Try putting eggnog on your cereal.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Do you wanna bulk up for winter?
Try putting eggnog on your cereal.
Try putting eggnog on your cereal.
Where can I get that DrPepper eggnog this year?
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Where can I get that DrPepper eggnog this year?
Supernatural season 4 episodes are all bangers
a man with his mouth open is wearing a denim jacket
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November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Supernatural season 4 episodes are all bangers
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Destiny's Child was a real life game of musical Survivor.
Beyonce had a permanent tribal council pass.
Kelly Rowland played that shit to win.
Beyonce had a permanent tribal council pass.
Kelly Rowland played that shit to win.
three women are standing next to each other in front of a mirror and smiling
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Destiny's Child was a real life game of musical Survivor.
Beyonce had a permanent tribal council pass.
Kelly Rowland played that shit to win.
Beyonce had a permanent tribal council pass.
Kelly Rowland played that shit to win.
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Ooh, you are so big
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.
Forgive us, o lord, for our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.
Forgive us, o lord, for our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ooh, you are so big
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.
Forgive us, o lord, for our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.
Forgive us, o lord, for our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery. But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
Destiny's Child was a real life game of musical Survivor.
Beyonce had a permanent tribal council pass.
Kelly Rowland played that shit to win.
Beyonce had a permanent tribal council pass.
Kelly Rowland played that shit to win.
three women are standing next to each other in front of a mirror and smiling
ALT: three women are standing next to each other in front of a mirror and smiling
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Destiny's Child was a real life game of musical Survivor.
Beyonce had a permanent tribal council pass.
Kelly Rowland played that shit to win.
Beyonce had a permanent tribal council pass.
Kelly Rowland played that shit to win.