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StaticSpud
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🚧Meat popsicle🚧
🌑Black hole of depression☔
♏ eww/yuck. 👴&🤕
Overflowing with useless info!
I once made a holly pop.

She was not amused.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
👍fatal instinct👍
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I thought we'd all agreed to let the combover die with the past generation.
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Where's sirhan sirhan jr when you need him?
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
At least one third
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Pretty sure this is a sign of the apocalypse
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Where have I seen that haircut?

Oh! I know
a man with long hair and a beard wears a blue shirt
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard wears a blue shirt
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Eric sermon
Childish gambino
Eminem
Obi trice
Fresh prince - he raps happy
a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
ALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The writing this season is atrocious. Just nosediving.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Zat kan be arranged
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Woodrow Wilson should be a lot lower on that list
December 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Dr strange sequel?
December 5, 2025 at 10:46 AM
What year is it again?
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
My 10yo is more excited about the 5 nights at Freddys sequel.

Should I be worried?
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
🎶Deck the halls with nuclear warheads. Fa la la la🎶
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Diabolical
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Nice gimmick
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM