StartSelectAdam
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i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot
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i'm pleased to announce that i will soon be announcing a forthcoming announcement for a trailer for an upcoming documentary series that i will begin releasing next month
December 10, 2024 at 3:19 PM
i'm pleased to announce that i will soon be announcing a forthcoming announcement for a trailer for an upcoming documentary series that i will begin releasing next month
When I was in 4th grade there was this kid that would bring baby carrots and vienna sausages and at lunch, he would eat them together and call them "wiener deeners" in a super weird voice and I've never forgiven him.
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 PM
When I was in 4th grade there was this kid that would bring baby carrots and vienna sausages and at lunch, he would eat them together and call them "wiener deeners" in a super weird voice and I've never forgiven him.
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my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody:
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
The history of slipping on banana peels | Pretty Good, episode 14
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 7, 2024 at 5:39 PM
my first new episode of pretty good in seven years, now free to watch for everybody:
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
THE HISTORY OF SLIPPING ON BANANA PEELS
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after six months on the secret base patreon, we're finally gonna drop this for free on youtube tomorrow
December 6, 2024 at 4:01 PM
after six months on the secret base patreon, we're finally gonna drop this for free on youtube tomorrow
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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS
December 5, 2024 at 2:34 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS
Who should I be following here? I have a really really small list.
November 30, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Who should I be following here? I have a really really small list.
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I swear I'm going to post here more
November 30, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I swear I'm going to post here more
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a lot of players in the nfl used to play football in college too. it just goes to show you
November 29, 2024 at 9:12 PM
a lot of players in the nfl used to play football in college too. it just goes to show you
If they made a Monkey Island movie, Neil Patrick Harris could totally play Guybrush Threepwood.
November 30, 2024 at 4:03 AM
If they made a Monkey Island movie, Neil Patrick Harris could totally play Guybrush Threepwood.
I, for one, am I huge supporter of places that let employees wear whatever they want so when I’m buying stuff I have no idea who actually does or does not work in that store. It’s like a game!
November 29, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I, for one, am I huge supporter of places that let employees wear whatever they want so when I’m buying stuff I have no idea who actually does or does not work in that store. It’s like a game!
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i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives
So like how does the bsky.social part of usernames work? Are there others? How to they get used? What do they do?
November 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
So like how does the bsky.social part of usernames work? Are there others? How to they get used? What do they do?
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mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck
November 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM
mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck
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my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log:
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
November 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log:
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
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watching football
November 20, 2024 at 1:42 AM
watching football
Well damn
Having watched a couple of these high-profile Jake Paul fights before I’m guessing this one will be another slow-motion sparring session where no one really lands much of note and it ends with a shrug. At the end everyone will talk about respecting each other and they will all make a bunch of money.
November 16, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Well damn
The sky is blue bitch
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The sky is blue bitch
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i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
November 16, 2024 at 3:52 PM
i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
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[Me as a boxing commentator]
Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
November 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
[Me as a boxing commentator]
Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
I swear I want to post here more. It’s getting to the point where that’s starting to make more sense.
November 16, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I swear I want to post here more. It’s getting to the point where that’s starting to make more sense.
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i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
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GOG Preservation Program announced - a new initiative from GOG to maintain games' compatibility with modern and future systems. Over 100 titles in the program buff.ly/3UNiSEJ
November 13, 2024 at 2:03 PM
GOG Preservation Program announced - a new initiative from GOG to maintain games' compatibility with modern and future systems. Over 100 titles in the program buff.ly/3UNiSEJ
Tough Falcons loss. Those FGs are gonna gonna be a big issue if that keeps up.
November 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Tough Falcons loss. Those FGs are gonna gonna be a big issue if that keeps up.