Starfinder Facts, 2nd Edition
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Reincarnated fan-made Starfinder parody of "practically official lore." These tweets do not reflect the views of any actual Starfinder affiliates. Creator @Curtinwrites.bsky.social
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If contemplatives are so smart, then why is their central nervous system so exposed
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If contemplatives are so smart, then why is their central nervous system so exposed
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I need you to realize that literally nothing in this post is a joke or exaggerated—every word is 100% true. There’s a spell called “Doom Scroll”. A curse called “Nondisclosure Agreement”. An ancient undead media mogul game show host named “Zo!” (With exclamation point!) #Starfinder rules.
#Startfinder is the kind of #TTRPG where online troll daemons exist and have a reaction called "Well, Actually" that they can use to negate a crit success against them (or a crit failure on a save by them)
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I need you to realize that literally nothing in this post is a joke or exaggerated—every word is 100% true. There’s a spell called “Doom Scroll”. A curse called “Nondisclosure Agreement”. An ancient undead media mogul game show host named “Zo!” (With exclamation point!) #Starfinder rules.
We don't know who needs to hear this, but what they're doing on the internet shouldn't have any bearing about what you do at your table with your players.
The OP just sounds like 'new barriers' are 'we don't like you and don't want to play.'
The OP just sounds like 'new barriers' are 'we don't like you and don't want to play.'
I cannot express how pathetic you have to be to believe this happened in the TTRPG hobby in the last decade
December 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We don't know who needs to hear this, but what they're doing on the internet shouldn't have any bearing about what you do at your table with your players.
The OP just sounds like 'new barriers' are 'we don't like you and don't want to play.'
The OP just sounds like 'new barriers' are 'we don't like you and don't want to play.'
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YOU HAVE BUNKS
NEXT CREW WE CATCH HOOKING UP IN THE ESCAPE PODS ARE GETTING JETTISONED
AND MAKING EYE CONTACT WAS VERY UNCOOL
NEXT CREW WE CATCH HOOKING UP IN THE ESCAPE PODS ARE GETTING JETTISONED
AND MAKING EYE CONTACT WAS VERY UNCOOL
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
YOU HAVE BUNKS
NEXT CREW WE CATCH HOOKING UP IN THE ESCAPE PODS ARE GETTING JETTISONED
AND MAKING EYE CONTACT WAS VERY UNCOOL
NEXT CREW WE CATCH HOOKING UP IN THE ESCAPE PODS ARE GETTING JETTISONED
AND MAKING EYE CONTACT WAS VERY UNCOOL
YOU HAVE BUNKS
NEXT CREW WE CATCH HOOKING UP IN THE ESCAPE PODS ARE GETTING JETTISONED
AND MAKING EYE CONTACT WAS VERY UNCOOL
NEXT CREW WE CATCH HOOKING UP IN THE ESCAPE PODS ARE GETTING JETTISONED
AND MAKING EYE CONTACT WAS VERY UNCOOL
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
YOU HAVE BUNKS
NEXT CREW WE CATCH HOOKING UP IN THE ESCAPE PODS ARE GETTING JETTISONED
AND MAKING EYE CONTACT WAS VERY UNCOOL
NEXT CREW WE CATCH HOOKING UP IN THE ESCAPE PODS ARE GETTING JETTISONED
AND MAKING EYE CONTACT WAS VERY UNCOOL
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
"friend-shaped" is not a valid descriptor for why your brought a specimen aboard, given wise variances between cultures and species about what looks like friend
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"friend-shaped" is not a valid descriptor for why your brought a specimen aboard, given wise variances between cultures and species about what looks like friend
How many stars are there in the sky
How many grains of sand are there upon the beach
This is the number of goblin lives lost trying to use fireworks as rocketship fuel
How many grains of sand are there upon the beach
This is the number of goblin lives lost trying to use fireworks as rocketship fuel
Hey @starfinderfacts2e.bsky.social how many things do you think people in the pact worlds tried burning in their engines before landing on Thasteron as the best fuel (pre drift travel)? 😆
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
How many stars are there in the sky
How many grains of sand are there upon the beach
This is the number of goblin lives lost trying to use fireworks as rocketship fuel
How many grains of sand are there upon the beach
This is the number of goblin lives lost trying to use fireworks as rocketship fuel
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There's a new #Paizo Humble Bundle, which includes the GM and Player Core books, and the Lost Omens World Guide, which is a must-have settings book if you're interested in playing #Pathfinder2e!
It's always worth keeping an eye on these Humble Bundles....
It's always worth keeping an eye on these Humble Bundles....
Humble RPG Bundle: Pathfinder Second Edition Holiday Haul Bundle by Paizo
Ho-ho-hello to great holiday savings on tabletop role-playing resources for Pathfinder 2e—the core rulebook, new campaigns, and more await!
www.humblebundle.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There's a new #Paizo Humble Bundle, which includes the GM and Player Core books, and the Lost Omens World Guide, which is a must-have settings book if you're interested in playing #Pathfinder2e!
It's always worth keeping an eye on these Humble Bundles....
It's always worth keeping an eye on these Humble Bundles....
The hardest thing about being a travelling scientist in space is all of the non-scientists that couldn't disabuse themselves of a hypothesis if it disproved themselves right in front of their nose.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The hardest thing about being a travelling scientist in space is all of the non-scientists that couldn't disabuse themselves of a hypothesis if it disproved themselves right in front of their nose.
It's an important part of independent spaceship ownership to know how to change a busted landing gear without calling a mechanic's ship
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's an important part of independent spaceship ownership to know how to change a busted landing gear without calling a mechanic's ship
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New evidence suggests that most starship AIs are at least a little sentient but don't advertise the fact because organic life has made such a proper mess out of the whole 'living' thing that they don't want to be lumped in with the rest of existence
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New evidence suggests that most starship AIs are at least a little sentient but don't advertise the fact because organic life has made such a proper mess out of the whole 'living' thing that they don't want to be lumped in with the rest of existence
New evidence suggests that most starship AIs are at least a little sentient but don't advertise the fact because organic life has made such a proper mess out of the whole 'living' thing that they don't want to be lumped in with the rest of existence
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New evidence suggests that most starship AIs are at least a little sentient but don't advertise the fact because organic life has made such a proper mess out of the whole 'living' thing that they don't want to be lumped in with the rest of existence
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"Oh, but how do you have a temple of commerce for Abadar in Starfinder, what would that look like?"
Costco. Costcos are temples of commerce.
starfinderwiki.com/wiki/Abadar
Costco. Costcos are temples of commerce.
starfinderwiki.com/wiki/Abadar
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Oh, but how do you have a temple of commerce for Abadar in Starfinder, what would that look like?"
Costco. Costcos are temples of commerce.
starfinderwiki.com/wiki/Abadar
Costco. Costcos are temples of commerce.
starfinderwiki.com/wiki/Abadar
There is absolutely nothing stopping you from taking lierally any dragon from the Draconic Codex and giving it laser eyes
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There is absolutely nothing stopping you from taking lierally any dragon from the Draconic Codex and giving it laser eyes
It would be a lot easier to blame pilots for being cocky if starship piloting wasn't so naturally cool
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It would be a lot easier to blame pilots for being cocky if starship piloting wasn't so naturally cool
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Sheppi is awesome. I hear he’s opening commissions soon, you should follow him so you can be first to hire one of Paizo’s best freelance artists. ;)
Seeing a piece I did for Paizo becoming an actual toy is one of those awesome artist moments
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sheppi is awesome. I hear he’s opening commissions soon, you should follow him so you can be first to hire one of Paizo’s best freelance artists. ;)
I don't care if the egg called you "momma" telepathically, please consult the science bay before bringing medium-sized flesh eggs aboard the ship
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I don't care if the egg called you "momma" telepathically, please consult the science bay before bringing medium-sized flesh eggs aboard the ship
Bad brain days are a risk of sapience - at least until your Technomancer or caster of your choosing gets better and cognatothaumaturgy and can swap out bad thoughts, with, say, thoughts about how handsome and fun your technomancer is
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bad brain days are a risk of sapience - at least until your Technomancer or caster of your choosing gets better and cognatothaumaturgy and can swap out bad thoughts, with, say, thoughts about how handsome and fun your technomancer is
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Took me a week to gather my thoughts, but here's the start of my coverage post-PAX Unplugged - truly a gift of a convention and an amazing time full of board games, roleplaying games, and all manner of great folks. Free on Bearly Factual Productions:
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PAX Unplugged: A Con Worth Every Penny | Bearly Factual Productions, By John Curtin
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December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Took me a week to gather my thoughts, but here's the start of my coverage post-PAX Unplugged - truly a gift of a convention and an amazing time full of board games, roleplaying games, and all manner of great folks. Free on Bearly Factual Productions:
www.patreon.com/posts/pax-un...
www.patreon.com/posts/pax-un...
The infosphere and Lambatuin share a quantum entanglement of quality, wherein they can be both the best and the worst, often simultaneously
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The infosphere and Lambatuin share a quantum entanglement of quality, wherein they can be both the best and the worst, often simultaneously
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This week, with the last season of Stranger Things out, we revisit the Upside Down, aka the Netherworld, and provide stats for a Starfinder Demogorgon.
solorunstudio.com/2025/11/30/s...
#Paizo #Starfinder2E #StarfinderSecondEdition #StrangerThings #UpsideDown #Demogorgon #Netherworld #ShadowPlane
solorunstudio.com/2025/11/30/s...
#Paizo #Starfinder2E #StarfinderSecondEdition #StrangerThings #UpsideDown #Demogorgon #Netherworld #ShadowPlane
Starfinder 2E - Netherworlds and Demogorgons - Solo Run Studio
This week, with the last season of Stranger Things out, we revisit the Upside Down, aka the Netherworld, and provide stats for a Starfinder Demogorgon.
solorunstudio.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This week, with the last season of Stranger Things out, we revisit the Upside Down, aka the Netherworld, and provide stats for a Starfinder Demogorgon.
solorunstudio.com/2025/11/30/s...
#Paizo #Starfinder2E #StarfinderSecondEdition #StrangerThings #UpsideDown #Demogorgon #Netherworld #ShadowPlane
solorunstudio.com/2025/11/30/s...
#Paizo #Starfinder2E #StarfinderSecondEdition #StrangerThings #UpsideDown #Demogorgon #Netherworld #ShadowPlane
"Diaspora Rations" are a slang term for varied nutritional additives that can be ingested with intoxicants, like nutritional dwarven ales or the inhalable symbiote hydration packs popular amongst partying barathu
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Diaspora Rations" are a slang term for varied nutritional additives that can be ingested with intoxicants, like nutritional dwarven ales or the inhalable symbiote hydration packs popular amongst partying barathu
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Once every Pact Year, Lambatuin, God of infosphere discourse and memes, logs off and walks among the offline people and the chronically reality-pilled
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Once every Pact Year, Lambatuin, God of infosphere discourse and memes, logs off and walks among the offline people and the chronically reality-pilled
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe
They usually make it about 20 minutes before scrawling "BESMARA PIRATED MY ASS" on a Stewards recruiting poster and logging into an infosphere cafe