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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 8h

Pennywise the least problematic Maine candidate.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 9h

Can any reporter please bring up the fact that Trump has been found to have committed sex crimes already, and therefore, it's not so outlandish to question whether he's committed more?

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 9h

I think the main issue isn't that he got it, could have been a mistake, i dont know. It's that he still fucking has it. On October 21, 2025.

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

I make sure to say "off the record" before I have sex with a woman.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

Like, is there a term for the opposite of imposter syndrome? Where there are so many people in this administration who are obviously unqualified for their jobs, but they feel they are the best person possible?

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

That's 8 and a half Lewis and Clark expeditions.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

People have to think big picture here. If Hooters goes away, so does Tommy Bahamas because now your creepy uncle has nowhere to wear his Hawaiian shirt. Now he's at your place all the time saying sexually creepy things to your daughter.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

In related news, White Castle debuts their new value meal, the Charminator.

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

What's this @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 1d

John Oliver: Air Bud Pt. II (Web Exclusive) #blogpost

John Oliver: Air Bud Pt. II (Web Exclusive)

John Oliver discusses the Air Bud franchise. Again. For even longer than he did last time. And for good reason, thank you very much!

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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 1d

New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

You have no idea how relieved I was when my son said he wanted an X Box 360 for Christmas.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of the famous saying by Jesus. Let he who hasn't sinned cast the first juicy poop.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

When my hand surgeon decided it would be better to amputate several of my fingers from extreme arthritic joint damage, he asked why I waited so long to see a specialist. I answered because I'm American and couldn't get insurance for 20 years due to the arthritis. Im reminded daily of the ACA.

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 1d

You could put Chris Colinsworth in a tomb in Egypt and archeologists would swear it was a mummy.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 2d

I've said it before, no human has ever made a better decision in life than Vance's mother when she decided to abandon him.

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 2d

So, he just left it at, My doctor thinks I have a brain tumor?

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 2d

God Damn it! My cousin asks, what the hells the matter with you? He says this is the worst god damned cereal I've ever eaten. Well, what cereal is it should asks. So he shows here the box and it's it's box of triscuits that he poured milk over. He then ate the remainder of the bowl.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 2d

Folks. Im going to tell you the greatest triscuits story ever.

A long time ago, my uncle, who was a surly career officer who was in 3 wars, sat down to have some cereal. Some of us were at the table when he took his first bite. Jesus Christ! He takes another bite. Son of a bitch! Third bite.

☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 2d

triscuits with feta, chopped cherry tomatoes and green onions, olive oil, and a little balsamic is such a banger light snack

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes in life, you are presented with a choice to just do the right thing that maybe doesn't have instant results. The only reason you need is it was the right thing to do.

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 4d

Why does Kirk look like the Beavis from Saturday Night Live?

A man with blonde hair in a blue shirt that says, Death Rock standing next to a ma with black hair wearing a black shirt that says, Skull.

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 4d

I was going to say Redd Foxx as Fred Sanford.

Chat is that true?

Redd Foxx voice: No you big dummy.

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Anthony Boccia @avboccia.bsky.social · 4d

Excited to announce that I'm returning to @ww2tv.bsky.social to discuss Admiral Kurita at Leyte Gulf. This is one of my favorite subjects to talk about; see you there! #History #NavalHistory #USN #IJN #ImperialJapaneseNavy

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Admiral Kurita at Leyte Gulf

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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 6d

His pitch count has to be pretty low for 8 innings, im assuming.

Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 6d

Wanted to hit you with a Tiedrich joke and this pooped up on Google. Lol
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Jeffrey @standuphookup1.bsky.social · 6d

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