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The Fight Doctor

@stagedfights.bsky.social

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Former fight choreographer. I'm just here to make sure the fight looks good and nobody gets hurt. I have friends everywhere.

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The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · Mar 1

Remember the scene in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" where Judge Doom is in the bar looking for Roger and he weaponizes "Shave and a Haircut" because no toon can resist?

How do we weaponize MAGA's compulsive need to troll against them? Zelensky gave us a good start. How can we do more?

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The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 1d

This is the level of racism the regime wants you to normalize. Disgusting.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 1d

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 2d

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

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The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 3d

Right now the GOP strategy seems to be "We will starve millions to death in order for millions to lose their Healthcare- and it's all Democrats fault because they won't make either of those choices".

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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 6d

So you should really watch this. Just 2 minutes. But a window into the truly radical nature of the people Trump is nominating.

When pressed today, the nominee to be Ambassador to South Africa refuses to oppose reinstituting laws to prevent black people from voting in America.

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Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 9d

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

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The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 8d

RUN AGAINST HIM

The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 9d

Who robbed the Lourve right answers only

The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 9d

Next one goes on a Dollyseed Bagel!

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 12d

Hey @nytimes.com, did you change your headline, and change "Islamophobic attacks" on Mamdani to just "attacks," because Elise Stefanik and the GOP bullied you into it? Really? Why are they no longer Islamophobic attacks, as your headline originally and correctly stated?

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And still not streaming anywhere in the USA

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The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 18d

I hate how good that pun is.

The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 20d

Unless you're behind a bar....

The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 20d

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The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 26d

Go for it.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26d

Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26d

Spot on.

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The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 27d

I don't mean to be dramatic but is pulling Darvish in the 2nd the single biggest pitching change in the history of the Padres?

The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · 29d

Best description I've seen so far!

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · Sep 30

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · Sep 26

Let's get this straight: MGX – a shady Abu Dhabi firm – cut deals to get sensitive American technology while enriching the Trump family’s crypto firm.

Now, Trump wants that same firm and his billionaire friends to control what you watch on TikTok?

What are we even doing here?

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 24

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · Sep 24

This just in. Kash Patel reports that this was also written on one of the bullets used in the Dallas ICE prison shooting.

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

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The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · Sep 20

Pristine! 🤣

The Fight Doctor @stagedfights.bsky.social · Sep 20

I've never been so excited for a glimpse at a bougie, glamping shitbox.