Stache
@stacheesq.bsky.social
Lawyer by day. Hockey analytics, history and bird nerd by night. Rescue dog dad 24/7. Likes Arsenal, trivia, cured meats from the motherland, taking photos of birds, Oxford commas, and pizza from that place out east.
Horrible, sloppy performance from Arsenal. Lucky to come away with a point if we’re being honest. Thankful for Caicedo being an idiot.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Horrible, sloppy performance from Arsenal. Lucky to come away with a point if we’re being honest. Thankful for Caicedo being an idiot.
Chelsea are the most unserious good team on the planet.
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Chelsea are the most unserious good team on the planet.
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The @medillschool.bsky.social was silent as 200+ journalists were murdered in Gaza, was silent as their own students were threatened w beating by police, then suspended me and denied me tenure for standing w the students. It is not a journalism school, it is a school for teaching cowardice & fascism
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The @medillschool.bsky.social was silent as 200+ journalists were murdered in Gaza, was silent as their own students were threatened w beating by police, then suspended me and denied me tenure for standing w the students. It is not a journalism school, it is a school for teaching cowardice & fascism
Boy am I glad I turned down Northwestern.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Boy am I glad I turned down Northwestern.
Not a good hockey game for the Hawks. Really bad decision making.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Not a good hockey game for the Hawks. Really bad decision making.
I just had a brief moment of senility where I forgot the word “furnace” and called it a “house oven.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I just had a brief moment of senility where I forgot the word “furnace” and called it a “house oven.”
Genuinely feel bad for the generations that never experienced concerts before cell phones.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Genuinely feel bad for the generations that never experienced concerts before cell phones.
I’ve had an iPhone for 17 years. I just cracked my screen for the first time. I’m devastated. What a run.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve had an iPhone for 17 years. I just cracked my screen for the first time. I’m devastated. What a run.
Hands down.
This might be the dumbest group of Survivor players I’ve ever seen
#Survivor49
#Survivor49
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hands down.
Arsenal beat Tottenham and Bayern a combined 7-2 this week without a striker lol.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Arsenal beat Tottenham and Bayern a combined 7-2 this week without a striker lol.
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People have been wondering when Manuel Neuer will retire and the answer is about 30 seconds ago
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
People have been wondering when Manuel Neuer will retire and the answer is about 30 seconds ago
Just embarrassing third-rate officiating all around. This cannot happen at this level.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Just embarrassing third-rate officiating all around. This cannot happen at this level.
It should have been his third yellow card, for those keeping score at home.
Upamecano is lucky to not get a second yellow card there.
Madueke might have been away but for the foul.
Kompany booked for protesting.
Madueke might have been away but for the foul.
Kompany booked for protesting.
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It should have been his third yellow card, for those keeping score at home.
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The #Blackhawks currently have 5 goaltenders under contract better than either of these guys.
Oilers linked to Blues in potential Skinner for Binnington trade
Oilers linked to Blues in potential Skinner for Binnington trade
The Edmonton Oilers’ goaltending situation has become untenable. They entered Tuesday night’s game against the Dallas Stars with a team save percentage of .866, the second-worst mark in the league, which only got worse as the team got embarrassed in an 8-3 loss. Edmonton reportedly wants to give goaltenders Stuart Skinner and Calvin Pickard another…
oilersnation.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The #Blackhawks currently have 5 goaltenders under contract better than either of these guys.
Does Google Translate have a CTE to English translation option? This is about as coherent as the president’s Twitter.
#Canucks Adam Foote with maybe the quote of the year today.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Does Google Translate have a CTE to English translation option? This is about as coherent as the president’s Twitter.
Can’t help but think about the next president unwinding/rebuilding all the stuff in that some 19-year old incel named Monkey Balls deleted.
Exclusive: DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter reut.rs/4abeTdx
Exclusive: DOGE 'doesn't exist' with eight months left on its charter
The Department of Government Efficiency claimed to have slashed tens of billions of dollars in expenditures, but it was impossible for outside financial experts to verify that because the unit did not provide detailed public accounting of its work.
reut.rs
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Can’t help but think about the next president unwinding/rebuilding all the stuff in that some 19-year old incel named Monkey Balls deleted.
Mmmm yeah
a man with a beard wearing a fly emirates jacket
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a fly emirates jacket
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mmmm yeah
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I respect Tottenham’s decision to just not mark Eze at all today.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I respect Tottenham’s decision to just not mark Eze at all today.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get COOKED, Tottenham. Ya shits.
Get COOKED, Tottenham. Ya shits.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Get COOKED, Tottenham. Ya shits.
Get COOKED, Tottenham. Ya shits.
Justin Kea, go see an optometrist, you stupid asshole.
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Justin Kea, go see an optometrist, you stupid asshole.
Absolute horse shit. They gave this game to Seattle. Get bent, refs.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Absolute horse shit. They gave this game to Seattle. Get bent, refs.
What the fuck is the ref looking at? He’s 6 feet away from the play. That’s awful.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
What the fuck is the ref looking at? He’s 6 feet away from the play. That’s awful.