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Gettin Eiffel towered at the Gastroenterologists office
Is everybody on this website a pussy ass bitch? What the fuck is this shit??

"Don't make the Nazis mad!!"

You're gonna fuckin die like cattle FIGHT BACK
Thank you: I don't have a solution, but do I need to in order to say I'm not ok with us attacking them? When we're talking about "the nazis" with a wave of the hand? And if people are reading "tolerate" into what I said, I didn't put it there.

*We* are those Germans who didn't want hitler, who
Don't forget to put up zero resistance in the meantime. Do nothing to try to impede the Republican agenda. Go on TV and shake your head at the futility of it all. This goes for when you're the majority too. Lay down. Roll over. Repeat.
Bc we're the best and the worst
If I ever start tweeting from this account I can tell a whole lot of you are gonna be real disappointed lmao
Oh I'm sorry is it too late to be over here talkin shit go to bed you loser
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Ran out of my body wash and made the mistake of using the Mr.’s body wash and omfg….20+ years into this I didn’t know “refreshing” anywhere on dude body wash means my butthole and lady bits are cycling through hot/freezing cold.

Y’all just like the tingly balls and buttholes or like why?
That's the most punk rock dog I've ever seen
I can't get mine to load!! Maybe it's my phone or something
Ok so I guess MY gifs don't work lol
I guess gifs don't work on here yet
It's kinda funny that the chuds at work are somewhat disgruntled at the idea of the wrasslin bitch running the Dept of education but then again a bunch of their wives work for the public school system so half their incomes are in danger lol
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I am scrolling through all these fucking follower lists trying to find mutuals and I'm so lazy and tired can you please just repost this so my pals can find me
Looking forward to using the block function and it actually blocking people
I was afraid I was getting early onset cataracts but yeah my glasses were just really dirty
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And I LOVE IT!!! It's my new favorite!
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
That triple squirrel rodent tag team action
They are allowed to just stop making your favorite perfume and never make it again like what are we supposed to do I fuckin wore that kind for years and now I'm just supposed to... Smell like something else?? Fuck you marc jacobs you wishy washy bitch
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Mutual Aid Request
I need help from my Friends! 😢

Our Rent went up $90 & we can’t
afford to move, so we’re asking
for small Donations to help us
pay our monthly Bills

Any amount of $5 or $10
would help us very much ❤️

Please Retweet &
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Thank you 😎John
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