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Zipp Creamdale
@tawnyemperor.bsky.social
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 2d
gonna fire up Blue Sky and see what everyone is being tedious and unfunny about today
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 2d
cool emoji boomer lmao
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 2d
gonna fire up Blue Sky and see what everyone is being tedious and unfunny about today
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 6d
"why is your name on Blue Sky " Zipp Creamdale" instead of something about Microplastics?"
a man in a pilot 's uniform is talking on a cell phone .
Alt: a man in a pilot 's uniform is talking on a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 6d
guy who legally changed his name to Teddy Razorblades finding it hard to get a regular office job
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 7d
"that cum you like is coming back in style"
man from nowhere
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 9d
trying to price out parts and labor for my own golden sarcophagus
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 11d
meth dealer who is simply known in the community as Crystal Kevin
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
I don't really know what you're talking about. I have a full normal life in Meatspace with a career and friends.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
if you aren't allowed to call people stupid assholes what is the point
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
awful design
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
holy shit they really made an entire website for hall monitor dorks
screenshot
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
my issue is that nobody is being fun or stupid enough here
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
how would I do that? also what you just said is maybe the dorkiest most cucked thing I've ever heard
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
I'm honestly thinking about deleting my account on both apps and just taking up archery
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
it's just this meme in website form
leftist memes be like meme
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
if I scroll through there are is like 1 kind of funny post for every 20 of people doing some sort of hand-wringing analysis of some TV show or news article
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
guys I am trying to enjoy this site but it is just people doing show-and-tell about their special interests and lecturing each other. where are all the goofs.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
:)
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
this is also not funny for the record. you are bad at posting.
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
dawg you really went there immediately like this is so embarrassing
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
no I am being funny on the other site because it doesn't feel like an Elizabeth Warren book club there
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
very very cool. text format would have gone crazy in 2018
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
noted pedophile and beastiality enthusiast Jesse Singal?
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Zipp Creamdale @tawnyemperor.bsky.social · 15d
write literally a single funny post
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