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🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻

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Fortune's fool. 40, he/him/his/bear.

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🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · May 27

Socks with Crocs is for the winners and the sinners

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · May 15

Fat forg fat forg
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🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · May 11

Today only - Ask about the Hot Moms Special!

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Apr 26

How are you always so pretty even when it looks like you wanna hit me

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Apr 8

No transgender person ever tanked the economy.

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Apr 8

I'm a top 1% commenter in r/CozyFantasy maybe now my mother will be proud of me

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Apr 5

You guys are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles child soldiers?

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🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 17

Kiss me I'm something like 3/16s Irish

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 17

Baby are you a glass ketchup bottle? Cause I wanna smack you on the behind till you squirt.

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 17

Kiss me I'm something like 3/16s Irish

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 10

Today's the day!

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 9

I need more people to watch Flow so we can talk about it

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 8

Happy International Women's Day, international womens!

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 8

Also they're Muppets

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 8

Jean Valjean and Javert but they fuck

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Mar 3

I wanna get high with this mfer

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Feb 25

This is The Argument for metric paper

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Feb 24

I just wanna wake up next to you and ask "waffles or pancakes?" and you pick waffles and I get excited to have an excuse to bust out the waffle maker

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Feb 24

Hell yeah! And take ALL the Tums!

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Feb 24

Who's saying it's not you? And duh of course we can!

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Feb 24

I'm like if Baymax was a top.

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Omniscient Orb of Antlers @omniscientorb.bsky.social · Feb 12

around this time every night the old rocking chair in the basement starts rocking by itself I am irresistibly drawn to it as soon as I sit down in it I am overcome with a heavy dreamless sleep and the next morning another person from town has gone missing

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Feb 12

I wanna invite people to come visit me in Cleveland but I know they won't so I don't because I don't want to have to hear them tell me they won't.

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Feb 6

How long till Chappell Roan's "Hot To Go" song gets used in a fast food breakfast commercial?

🐻🥔 Antifa Potato Bear 🥔 🐻 @epiphanist1248.bsky.social · Jan 28

All right folks we're doing 10 AM Tuesday Tarot Time!

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