few things nicer than being egregiously high and snacking on a big container or berries
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
few things nicer than being egregiously high and snacking on a big container or berries
[don draper pitching voice]: responsibility. loss, consequences. there’s a lot of things we can’t avoid. but when you order domino’s, there’s one thing you have to avoid
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
[don draper pitching voice]: responsibility. loss, consequences. there’s a lot of things we can’t avoid. but when you order domino’s, there’s one thing you have to avoid
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We should put a second screen on the back of an e-reader with the book cover to enable performativity for males who read ebooks too
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We should put a second screen on the back of an e-reader with the book cover to enable performativity for males who read ebooks too
it’s amazing how much treating the speed limit as a limit for your speed can make people seethe
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
it’s amazing how much treating the speed limit as a limit for your speed can make people seethe
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's not their fault. Democrats don't have some magic lever they can pull. They couldn't and can't actually do anything about this situation. Nonetheless, it's very important you keep voting for them so they can do something about this situation.
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All of this is confirming my belief that Republicans never learn from a loss and Democrats never learn from a win
“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
All of this is confirming my belief that Republicans never learn from a loss and Democrats never learn from a win
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CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
CHARLIE BROWN: The deal agreed upon today contains major concessions. Lucy, for example, has agreed to give me two attempts at kicking the football tomorrow. But to me? What matters most is that I can at last continue with my important work on the pitcher's mound
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
a wondrous, nearly forgotten 5x5 friday, where the top spot is taken by a single that got dozens of phantom scrobbles earlier today
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
a wondrous, nearly forgotten 5x5 friday, where the top spot is taken by a single that got dozens of phantom scrobbles earlier today
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i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.
if he was born ~2000 years later, he very october judas would change his display name to “judas iSCARYot” or some other such nonsense
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
if he was born ~2000 years later, he very october judas would change his display name to “judas iSCARYot” or some other such nonsense
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Bc of woke everyone pictured in this was killed by firing squad at 10:15am this morning
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Bc of woke everyone pictured in this was killed by firing squad at 10:15am this morning
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets
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Zohran now has more wins in 2025 than the Jets.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Zohran now has more wins in 2025 than the Jets.
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HONEY! CHECK THE NEWS!
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
HONEY! CHECK THE NEWS!
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
pretty awesome that zohran mamdani became mayor of nyc the same day that dick cheney was thrown down a shaft in the second death star
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
pretty awesome that zohran mamdani became mayor of nyc the same day that dick cheney was thrown down a shaft in the second death star
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my cousin is an air traffic controller and sometimes she lets me decide which planes get to land in des moines and which ones have to go back home
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
my cousin is an air traffic controller and sometimes she lets me decide which planes get to land in des moines and which ones have to go back home
i hope this email finds you deeply unwell
November 4, 2025 at 7:55 AM
i hope this email finds you deeply unwell
i hope this email finds you trapped in a well
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
i hope this email finds you trapped in a well