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classic tweet by “@normal_now” How Couples Argue Today: Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World Husband: wow it’s almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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a wondrous, nearly forgotten 5x5 friday, where the top spot is taken by a single that got dozens of phantom scrobbles earlier today
a five by five grid of album covers: victor jones - i get hurt, beach bunny - tunnel vision, northbound - death of a slug, arcade player - mario kart wii the themes, fall out boy - from under the cork tree second row: arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, born without bones - young at the bend, origami angel - feeling not found, aren’t we amphibians - parade parade. hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it’s still third row: you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, future teens - hard feelings, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning, maura weaver - strange devotion, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving fourth row: pup - the dream is over, young culture - all weapons formed against me have prospered, paramore - paramore, pup - morbid stuff, the beths - expert in a dying field fifth row: winona fighter - my apologies to the chef, action/adventure - pulling focus, bearings - comfort company, fall out boy - infinity on high, fall out boy - so much for stardust
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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how it feels to look at a photo of myself
a screenshot from smiling friends. it’s a picture of charlie sitting at his computer taken in profile. it’s very unflattering. he’s drooling, squinting, and slouching, with stains all over
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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it's a very spooky 5x5 friday this week
a five by five grid of album covers first row: beach bunny - tunnel vision, future teens - self help, summerbruise - infinity guise, arm's length - never before seen never again found, the beths - straight line was a lie second row: arm's length - there's a whole world out there, adjy - the idyll opus, origami angel - gami gang, arrows in action - i think i've been here before, fall out boy - take this to your grave third row: pup - morbid stuff, smoking popes - lovely stuff, origami angel - feeling not found, sunday cruise - art of losing my reflection, the low blow - forest for the trees fourth row: winona fighter - my apologies to the chef, action/adventure - ever after, equipment - miracle, jamie paige - constant companions, spanish love songs - brave faces everyone fifth row: equipment - alt account, origami angel - somewhere city, paramore - paramore, saturdays at your place - these things happen, state champs - around the world and back
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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the mythical pro political correctness, anti gay marriage voter
one of the examples of voters in the above quiz. shows in her bust from the eyes down. her name is sofía, a 27 year old hispanic female. her personal views shown are 1. opposes “allowing gay and lesbian couples to marry legally” 2. opposes “deporting all immigrants who are living in the US illegally back to their home country” 3. thinks “people need to be more careful about the language they use to avoid offending people with different backgrounds”
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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that’s so sick! i was pim last year, but yours is already looking better
a picture of a person in a pim costume. it is a large papier mache sphere head painted pink, with a pair of foam hemispheres as eyes, and a white button up shirt tucked into jeans
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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very eventful 5x5 friday, with the new @actionadventure.bsky.social and pollyanna releases today
a five by five grid of albums first row: fall out boy - from under the cork tree (20th anniversary edition), action/adventure - ever after, pollyanna - weirdo, arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, carly cosgrove - the cleanest of houses are empty second row: fall out boy - folie a deux, ninajirachi - i love my computer, arm’s length - never before seen never again found, fall out boy - from under the cork tree, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning third row: origami angel - feeling not found, origami angel - gami gang, you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, future teens - hard feelings, future teens - self help fourth row: spanish love songs - brave faces everyone, beach bunny - honeymoon, chumped - teenage retirement, fall out boy - infinity on high, hot mulligan - why would i watch fifth row: state champs - state champs, sunday cruise - art of losing my reflection, tiny stills - we really felt something, winona fighter - apologies to the chef, you me and everyone we know - party for the grown and sexy
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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can i play the clarinet anymore

of course you can

well, i couldn’t before
a screenshot from the simpsons planet of the apes musical, where the above lyrics are taken from
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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genuinely thought it was this situation for a second
an underwater photo of a seal that has just bitten a chunk out of the top of a sunfish. the sunfish seems mostly unbothered
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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“Sheev Palpatine? The Naboo chancellor?
The picture of Jim Towney on Conan’s podcast during the “Jeff Epstein, new york financier?” bit
October 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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it’s always fun to get a single on the 5x5 friday
a five by five grid of album covers first row: arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, summerbruise - infinity guise, state champs - around the world and back, fredo disco - bread and circuses, after midnight project - let’s build something to break second row: the wonder years - no closer to heaven, paramore - paramore, in her own words - steady glow, neutral snap - i hardly know her, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving third row: winona fighter - my apologies to the chef, equipment - all you admire, equipment - madrigal, equipment - miracle, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning fourth row: spanish love songs - no joy, arm’s length - never before seen never again found, fall out boy - folie a deux, harrison gordon - spring break, mouth culture - mishaps of my mid twenties fifth row: origami angel - somewhere city, pinkshift - saccharine, riley! - we only say it out of habit now, save face - merci, the wonder years - the hum goes on forever
October 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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is this an excuse for you to share your top 4 johto pokémon? absolutely!!!
the pokemon flaaffy. it is a pink, partially shorn, bipedal sheep. its wool is white and only around its neck and on its head. it has black strips on its tail and ears, and a blue orb at the tip of its tail the pokemon skarmory. it is a metal bird, with sharp teeth, a sharp crest on its head, and a sharp tail. its wings consist of 4 sharp blades each, with the top blade being silver and the lower 3 being red on the outside but silver on the inside the pokemon dunsparce. it is based on the tsuchinoko, a japanese cryptid that’s just a fat, short snake. it is mostly yellow with teal accents like rings around the eyes, its mouth, and stripes on its back. it also has tiny wings and a drill for a tail the pokemon phanpy. it is a small blue elephant calf, with red accents (a bandage like strip in its trunk and two protrusions wrapping around the bottoms of the ears
October 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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how it feels knowing the only ways i’ve gotten money lately have been instacart and driving my friend to work as someone who has always hated cars
an anime meme. 6 panels of anime boys in 2 columns of 3 top left: eren yeager from attack on titan looking angry, with the caption “i hate titans!” top right: eren yeager as the attack titan with the caption *turns into titan* middle left: kaneki ken from tokyo ghoul looking angry captioned “”i hate ghouls!” middle right: kaneki ken, i guess as a ghoul? his hair’s white and his one eye is red and black. it is captioned *turns into ghoul* bottom left: some other anime boy. it’s captioned “i hate vampires!” bottom right: the same anime boy but with red eyes, captioned *turns into vampire* you get the bit, right?
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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a tweet thread first: @ratlimit tweets “is there any law saying laws must be followed” then @radishharmers replies quoting his own previous tweet from 2022 “the trouble with making crime illegal is that people are willing to break the law. to fix this, we have made breaking the law illegal.” @ratlimit then replies, “glad you can instantly recollect having said something 3 years ago. your words must be precious to you@ finally, @radishharmers replies, quoting his own tweet from 2021, which reads, “i remember word for word, comma for comma, every joke i’ve ever made, from grade school to present. but often with laughs that weren’t there”
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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my car not starting won’t stop me from posting a nice and stranded 5x5 friday
a five by five grid of albums first row: beach bunny - tunnel vision, pool kids - easier said than done, arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, summerbruise - infinity guise, saturdays at your place - these things happen second row: cheem - guilty pleasure, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning, rise against - appeal to reason, harrison gordon - spring break, prince daddy and the hyena - prince daddy and the hyena third row: riley! - we only say it out of habit now, fall out boy - from under the cork tree, anamanaguchi - anyway, tiny stills - we really felt something, arm’s length - never before seen never again found fourth row: fredo disco - bread & circuses, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving, thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, winona fighter - apologies to the chef, combat - stay golden fifth row: fall out boy - folie a deux, fredo disco - very cool music for very cool people, paramore - paramore, pup - morbid stuff, the wonder years - the hum goes on forever
October 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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yet another 5x5 friday, this one with lots of albums i listened to in full
a five by five grid of albums first row: arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, fredo disco - bread and circuses, summerbruise - infinity guise, the beth’s - straight line was a lie, pup - the unraveling of puptheband second row: porter robinson - nurture, cinema stare - the things i don’t need, never heard of it - 11 days, thanks! i hate it - scatterbrained, equipment - alt account third row: neck deep - neck deep, paramore - after laughter, motion city soundtrack- the same old wasted wonderful world, my chemical romance - three cheers for sweet revenge, harrison gordon - spring break! fourth row: origami angel - gami gang, spanish love songs - schmaltz, aren’t we amphibians - parade! parade!, equipment - first time using slang, origami angel- feeling not found fifth row: fall out boy - from under the cork tree, future teens - hard feelings, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning, mom jeans - best buds, neutral snap - i hardly know her
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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the los angeles lakers are the opposite of NERV
a tweet by The Intelligent Boss. the tweet reads “Neon Genesis Evangelion is about how it would be weird to work at the same place as your dad.”
September 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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first ever phoneposted 5x5 friday! unfortunately because apple music sucks with last fm, it separated cookie monster snapback from the rest of infinity guise since it had a tades feature
a five by five grid of album covers first row: summerbruise - infinity guise, pool kids - easier said than done, pinegrove - everything so far, summerbruise & hot mulligan - infinity guise, carly cosgrove - the cleanest of houses are empty second row: equipment - first time using slang, harrison gordon - spring break, pool kids - pool kids, you me and everyone we know - something heavy, paramore - this is why third row: fall out boy - take this to your grave, tiny stills - laughing into the void, trsh - string theory, weezer - pinkerton, born without bones - baby fourth row: origami angel - somewhere city, origami angel - brightest days, arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, beach bunny - tunnel vision, fall out boy - from under the cork tree fifth row: fall out boy - infinity on high, future teens - breakup season, future teens - hard feelings, future teens - self help, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning
September 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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in langley, you say?
a picture of asuka LANGLEY (get it) soryu from neon genesis evangelion. she’s sitting inside the cockpit of her evangelion and facing the camera with her mouth open
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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a picture of a t-shirt. it’s white with a red collar. in the center are the characters of azumanga daioh, sitting on a bench and smiling towards the viewer. on the bench from left to right are yomi, osaka, chiyo, and tomo. standing behind them are sakaki and kagura. above and to the right is a speech bubble that says “ogbert the nerd” in large text, and in smaller text is “the emo band from new jersey”
September 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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haven't gotten a chance to listen to them, but like 4 new albums i'm interested in just dropped at midnight, so it's a great 5x5 friday
a five by five grid of albums first row: jeff rosenstock - we cool, saturdays at your place - these things happen, hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it's still, arm's length - there's a whole world out there, pool kids - easier said than done second row: origami angel - gami gang, beach bunny - tunnel vision, carly cosgrove - the cleanest of houses are empty, fall out boy - infinity on high, future teens - hard feelings third row: origami angel - feeling not found, arm's length - never before seen never again found, harrison gordon - spring break, my chemical romance - three cheers for sweet revenge, you me and everyone we know - party for the grown and sexy fourth row: beach bunny - honeymoon, ekko astral - pink balloons, paramore - paramore, pinkshift - love me forever, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn't even like leaving fifth row: pup - pup, born without bones - baby, fall out boy - folie a deux, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning, the hotelier - home like noplace is there
September 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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been getting a lot of mileage out of this classic lately
tweet by @hermit_hwarang: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
September 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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tweet by @hermit_hwarang: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
September 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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a frustrated bart simpson saying "Now Martin's scoring off me. Oh, that is it!" with a smug martin sitting in front of him and his classmates laughing
September 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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happy five by five friday and welcome back to new albums by sick bands weekly. thank you saturdays at your place for today's addition
a five by five grid of album covers first row: winona fighter - my apologies to the chef, saturdays at your place - these things happen, arm's length - there's a whole world out there, hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it's still, jamie paige - constant companions second row: pup - morbid stuff, hayley williams - ego death at a bachelorette party, neutral snap - sorry i passed out, the beths - straight line was a lie, pool kids - easier said than done third row: pinkshift - earthkeeper, charly bliss - guppy, harrison gordon - spring break, pool kids - pool kids, spanish love songs - no joy fourth row: carly cosgrove - the cleanest of houses are empty, equipment - alt account, fall out boy - folie a deux, future teens - hard feelings, neck deep - neck deep fifth row: neutral snap - i hardly know her, origami angel - feeling not found, origami angel - somewhere city, paramore - paramore, the beths - expert in a dying field
September 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM