Dr. Jess 💓✨
@spicygemini.bsky.social
I'm Jess, your friendly digital neighborhood astrologer! 🤠💖🌈✨🌞
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Astrologer, Tarot Reader, & Research Scientist / Venusian by nature
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😷 no one’s free until everyone’s free.
✨I don’t check DMs unless we’re mutuals✨
She/her
Astrologer, Tarot Reader, & Research Scientist / Venusian by nature
✨💙💐🌻🌈🌝💪🧿💖🌈✨🌞
😷 no one’s free until everyone’s free.
✨I don’t check DMs unless we’re mutuals✨
Saturn exactly squaring my Sun for the duration of December is Fine
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Saturn exactly squaring my Sun for the duration of December is Fine
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hear me out: a 200 pound weighted blanket
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
hear me out: a 200 pound weighted blanket
Happy Mercury stationing direct to all who celebrate
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy Mercury stationing direct to all who celebrate
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하트설표: 무늬가 하트모양인 말랑애교 눈표범
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
하트설표: 무늬가 하트모양인 말랑애교 눈표범
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Sometimes I think about the fact that the malefics and luminaries all rejoice in cadent houses & how it speaks to the need to temper these energies to some extent
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sometimes I think about the fact that the malefics and luminaries all rejoice in cadent houses & how it speaks to the need to temper these energies to some extent
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My dad saw Post Malone on the TV and goes, “Is that Jelly Bean?”
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My dad saw Post Malone on the TV and goes, “Is that Jelly Bean?”
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Uranus re-enters Taurus and BOOM! Forever chemicals approved for US foods (US 6th house)
Also horrified by this to be honest. But a general sense of horror is the theme of the year.
Also horrified by this to be honest. But a general sense of horror is the theme of the year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Uranus re-enters Taurus and BOOM! Forever chemicals approved for US foods (US 6th house)
Also horrified by this to be honest. But a general sense of horror is the theme of the year.
Also horrified by this to be honest. But a general sense of horror is the theme of the year.
"yeah, she's your old youth pastor - the one who went to jail!"
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"yeah, she's your old youth pastor - the one who went to jail!"
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
Found the list of wishes I made for my child before they arrived as a 5 planet 9th house stellium (WSH; including both luminaries and ASC ruler)
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Found the list of wishes I made for my child before they arrived as a 5 planet 9th house stellium (WSH; including both luminaries and ASC ruler)
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Daily bunny no.3148 will be done in time for Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Daily bunny no.3148 will be done in time for Christmas
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I love the Lot of Piety and am looking for more people to talk to about it. Which is why I've opened up Lot of Piety readings on my Kofi. 2/
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November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I love the Lot of Piety and am looking for more people to talk to about it. Which is why I've opened up Lot of Piety readings on my Kofi. 2/
Book with me here: ko-fi.com/elysianastro
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was looking for something else entirely only to find that Jim Jones was on his Mars-DSC line in Jonestown.
Also what a case study - he appeared like a suitable / wise leader (1h Cap ♄) & charismatic (7h Cancer ♃ ) but was deeply erratic (t-square w/ Aries ☽-♅ conj) and violent (♃ conj ♇)
Also what a case study - he appeared like a suitable / wise leader (1h Cap ♄) & charismatic (7h Cancer ♃ ) but was deeply erratic (t-square w/ Aries ☽-♅ conj) and violent (♃ conj ♇)
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
was looking for something else entirely only to find that Jim Jones was on his Mars-DSC line in Jonestown.
Also what a case study - he appeared like a suitable / wise leader (1h Cap ♄) & charismatic (7h Cancer ♃ ) but was deeply erratic (t-square w/ Aries ☽-♅ conj) and violent (♃ conj ♇)
Also what a case study - he appeared like a suitable / wise leader (1h Cap ♄) & charismatic (7h Cancer ♃ ) but was deeply erratic (t-square w/ Aries ☽-♅ conj) and violent (♃ conj ♇)
the little capricorn just said happy happy joy joy but I didn't teach him this lore😂
[probably his pop]
[probably his pop]
two cartoon characters are jumping in the air with the words `` happy happy joy joy '' written below them .
ALT: two cartoon characters are jumping in the air with the words `` happy happy joy joy '' written below them .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
the little capricorn just said happy happy joy joy but I didn't teach him this lore😂
[probably his pop]
[probably his pop]
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Just yesterday, Ceres was Station (Direct) at 02°♈️30’36”. The Sun at 02°♐️31’52 will trine Ceres on Monday at 13:41 U.T.
I have yet to see Ceres in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun. I don’t think it ever happens. This contrasts with Jupiter, which is *always* in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun.
I have yet to see Ceres in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun. I don’t think it ever happens. This contrasts with Jupiter, which is *always* in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just yesterday, Ceres was Station (Direct) at 02°♈️30’36”. The Sun at 02°♐️31’52 will trine Ceres on Monday at 13:41 U.T.
I have yet to see Ceres in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun. I don’t think it ever happens. This contrasts with Jupiter, which is *always* in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun.
I have yet to see Ceres in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun. I don’t think it ever happens. This contrasts with Jupiter, which is *always* in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun.
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by candlelight whilst sharing dark chocolate and a vintage bottle of Château Margaux in an abandoned castle on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by candlelight whilst sharing dark chocolate and a vintage bottle of Château Margaux in an abandoned castle on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time.”
Mercury rx success:
inaugural transcontinental book club ran 30 minutes over our allotted time because everyone was enjoying themselves so much. And fifteen people showed up! 🥹
inaugural transcontinental book club ran 30 minutes over our allotted time because everyone was enjoying themselves so much. And fifteen people showed up! 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mercury rx success:
inaugural transcontinental book club ran 30 minutes over our allotted time because everyone was enjoying themselves so much. And fifteen people showed up! 🥹
inaugural transcontinental book club ran 30 minutes over our allotted time because everyone was enjoying themselves so much. And fifteen people showed up! 🥹
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
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DIALYSIS WILL SHUT OFF IN A FEW HOURS🚨 currently, we’re at 793/1577, meaning 784 TO DIALYSIS.
PLEASE PUSH! THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF NOT DONE! can you match 20, 50, 70, 10, or 40? can you go higher?
R3POST AT BARE MIN🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
PLEASE PUSH! THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF NOT DONE! can you match 20, 50, 70, 10, or 40? can you go higher?
R3POST AT BARE MIN🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
DIALYSIS WILL SHUT OFF IN A FEW HOURS🚨 currently, we’re at 793/1577, meaning 784 TO DIALYSIS.
PLEASE PUSH! THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF NOT DONE! can you match 20, 50, 70, 10, or 40? can you go higher?
R3POST AT BARE MIN🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
PLEASE PUSH! THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF NOT DONE! can you match 20, 50, 70, 10, or 40? can you go higher?
R3POST AT BARE MIN🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
hello, Scorpio Sun opposite Taurus Uranus
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
hello, Scorpio Sun opposite Taurus Uranus
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If you have a Mac you can use pages to convert your book to ePub and read it on an iPad.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you have a Mac you can use pages to convert your book to ePub and read it on an iPad.
Babey
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Babey
Jupiter conjoining my 10h Mercury is mostly “I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK”
With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Jupiter conjoining my 10h Mercury is mostly “I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK”
With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
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Congratulations to author, journalist, and Literary Arts board member Omar El Akkad for winning the 2025 National Book Award. (@nationalbook.bsky.social )
Omar received this award for his book, ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS.
www.nationalbook.org/winners-of-t....
Omar received this award for his book, ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS.
www.nationalbook.org/winners-of-t....
Winners of the 2025 National Book Awards Announced
Winners of the National Book Awards in the categories of Fiction, Nonfiction, Poetry, Translated Literature, and Young People’s Literature announced at the 76th National Book Awards Ceremony
www.nationalbook.org
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Congratulations to author, journalist, and Literary Arts board member Omar El Akkad for winning the 2025 National Book Award. (@nationalbook.bsky.social )
Omar received this award for his book, ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS.
www.nationalbook.org/winners-of-t....
Omar received this award for his book, ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS.
www.nationalbook.org/winners-of-t....