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Dr. Jess 💓✨
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I'm Jess, your friendly digital neighborhood astrologer! 🤠💖🌈✨🌞
She/her
Astrologer, Tarot Reader, & Research Scientist / Venusian by nature
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😷 no one’s free until everyone’s free.

✨I don’t check DMs unless we’re mutuals✨
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Saturn exactly squaring my Sun for the duration of December is Fine
Kelly from the office looking off into the middle distance. She looks particularly wilted and disheveled
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Happy Mercury stationing direct to all who celebrate
The Aquarian’s phone - completely destroyed - the day Mercury Stationed direct. The damage occurred the day prior to the stationing.
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Found the list of wishes I made for my child before they arrived as a 5 planet 9th house stellium (WSH; including both luminaries and ASC ruler)
List I had written before my child was born: List reads - Wishes for you / things I hope we do together: travel, read, laugh, snuggle, go to museums, explore, learn, listen to music, enjoy nature, enjoy one another’s company.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Jupiter conjoining my 10h Mercury is mostly “I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK”

With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
Jon Hamm looking intently at presumably a movie screen while smoking a cigarette in mad men garb
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Happy New Moon in Scorpio to all celebrating ✨

Love a late degree lunation because we just get to languish in whatever the Moon is serving up
A post by warmmoistpizza that reads “u relapsed on yearning again didn’t u”
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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as though we haven't suffered enough, Mercury!
picture of the november 20 new moon with Sun, Moon and Mercury Rx all at 28° Scorpio
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Anyway, I’ve been thinking a lot about love, pregnancy, and family through the lens of astrology. I am not saying any of these observations are THE RULE.

I’m merely a 9th house Gemini Sun having the time of my life pondering and observing!
Meme of Billy Ray Cyrus literally sitting in a drive way staring off to the side and down (clearly a selfie) with the caption reading “much to think about”
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Scorpio season, actually ❤️‍🔥
First person POV with someone holding a sword in one hand and a cigarette in the other
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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When your Dad’s fifth house is ruled by an angular (10h) Pisces Venus 😭
Picture of a sunset followed by a text that reads “ love you, baby girl beautiful but not as beautiful as you”
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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As a reminder: ✨Saturn is in Pisces ✨
(And this is what it feels like to be a Saturn in Pisces native rn)
Mia Goth in 2025 Frankenstein in a carriage with an all black interior and a chartreuse dress, green veil, and a magenta bow
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The Sun is in Scorpio
A bumper sticker that says “If you’re gonna hit my car make sure you kill me”
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Christoph Waltz in both Frankenstein AND Dracula this year??????????

an iconic weirdo (and an Aquarius rising!)
Christoph Waltz in a top hat and a cape that has fur trim on it. He is standing at the foot of a grand staircase that is covered in moss and leaves, with his hand gesturing up as if to lead someone up the stairs
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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And passing it along makes it all worth it 🤪😂😂 my mercurial heart loves
Part of a horny copy pasta with a thousand emojis and then a responding text that reads “this broke the news to me lmao”
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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What do you mean you're Ms. Karen Pomeroy and the most beautiful phrase in the English language?
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Jess is on the left smiling and dressed like Ms Pomeroy from Donnie Darko (when she was first introduced). The Aquarian is on the right wearing a black T shirt and a sign that says “CELLAR DOOR” in cursive. It is painted to look like a chalk board. Jess has her arm around him and is holding a piece of chalk. A stack of three stills from Donnie Darko: (1) top reads October 26 1988 - 4 days remain. (2) Donnie Darko sitting at a desk (3) Ms Pomeroy at her desk with her stuff packed up, cellar door is written on the chalkboard behind her.
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Show me your angles with memes in your camera roll

ASC ruled by Taurus Venus
IC ruled by Pisces Saturn
DSC ruled by Leo Mars
MC ruled by Taurus Moon (but in the 8h so it’s deep-fried and weird)
A meme of a wizard who is over an open Book that reads being nice is a form of magic A picture of a man talking with text that reads: I sit right here and I have my dark thoughts. A picture of a man smiling at a camera with text that reads, “ was just informed I’m not supposed to like everyone’s stories on IG. #Learning. Ghost emoji” This is a picture of Sasquatch looking over McDonald’s. It is painted. It is a delightful image, and you could tell somebody put a lot of love into making this.
October 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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So the bad news is I do like Neptune in Pisces better

Maybe it’s Stockholm syndrome
Matthew mccounaughey as true detective smoking a cigarette. Idk if that’s how you spell his last name and my executive functioning will not allow me to search it and actually post this so You know
October 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Horary chart for trying to determine where my Mom’s phone is 🥲
So it doesn’t feel great re: odds of finding it
Horary chart with ASC 26 degrees Gemini ruled by 17 degree Scorpio Mercury applying to a community room with mars. Sun in Libra 5h Moon in Virgo 4h
October 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Sun and Venus are in Libra 🩷
Mercury and Mars are conjoining in Scorpio ❤️‍🔥

Softly crude / crude in its softness
Meme template is the man poorly drawn, saying damn Shawty with a girl crying next to him And the subsequent text is the full Mary Oliver poem, entitled “Wild Geese”
October 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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How your email finds me
A lady laying in business casual clothes in a creek. She lies in front of an old Mac desktop computer
October 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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To be loved by a Gemini is to be battered with nonsense on a near continual basis - no reprieve. Just nonsense.
Tweet from @rhizomancer that reads “girlfriend nearly had a breakdown after I asked her ‘ what if my name was naked Grandma’ after an entire day of stupid fucking questions
October 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Predicted the IU v Oregon game accurately
Totally off course with the Browns v Steelers game

I love this predictive astro practice lol any time I get comfortable the planets are like “you sure about that?”
Tim Robinson with text over him that reads you sure about that?
October 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Happy Libra season! May the Jupiter-ruled third decan of Libra AND Libra Venus treat us better!
A picture of David Lynch lighting up a cigarette in the front seat of a car while in the background a house burns down This is a meme, and over David Lynch I have written “ Libre season 2025 and every Taurus dominant, Libra dominant, and Venusian you know” Over the burning house I have written “ Virgo Venus, in it’s fall, Virgo Venus conjunct the south node, Virgo Venus opposite Saturn, and libra Venus opposite Neptune”
October 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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We are BACK with another week of ✨Grid Iron Astrology✨
This week we’re predicting the
🏈 Browns v. Steelers 🏈
We agreed that the Browns seem like they have the win 🏆

Big thank you as always to the brilliant @heartastrology.bsky.social for making this happen
Check it out here: youtu.be/SnLT57fXLM4
Image of gridiron astrology, week six, 10/12/2025 – Browns versus Steelers with Gemini Jess and Dorje Kirsten There is a picture of Jess on the left (she is on a light green background and has her brown hair down and is smiling) and Dorje on the right (he is also smiling, and wearing glasses, and isn’t peeing in front of a nice outdoor scene with green trees in the back) As the background of the graphic, there is the logo for the Browns on the left and the logo for the Steelers on the right
October 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Giants had 8 straight division losses
Eagles were 7.5 point favorites
The astrology didn’t lie 🤷🏻‍♀️

Giants beat the superbowl champs (and I have mixed feelings bc I love Jalen and Saquon and the eagles toooooo ugh)
Post with two parts: bottom half has the final score: 34-17 giants. Top half is my prediction Giants win Taurus cancer libra Sun Moon Mars and lesser Numbers to watch have been a mess so not counting on those but 1,3,5,6,15,36,63,51 Score range 28-24 +/- a field goal Fun prediction: unpredictable game tbh with ASC starting at 29° Taurus and Uranus on the ASC. But exalted moon and luminary of sect is supporting the away team, the eagles. Eagles start off kilter. This may be a bizarre upset or really erratic game.
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Putting “finished my PhD [without any form of caffeine*] before AI was mainstreamed” on my CV

* = I had an unmedicated panic disorder, that really did a lot of the heavy lifting for me HAHAHAH
Original tweet says “it’s Fuck AI till your homework is due in 25 minutes” and then the response reads “ I wrote 20 pages on Faulkner as the Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got in a, fuck you. You people couldn’t hang with real slackers.”
October 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM