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Lauren
@spectaculauren.bsky.social
Painter, cat mom, plant nerd, 1/2 of a book wife/gamer husband duo
I guess we can really let loose on this motherfucker now that the official stance of the white house is that it's actually respectful to talk shit as long as you do it shamelessly and in public
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The president of the United States is actively calling for democratic lawmakers and veterans to be either executed or assassinated for reminding members of the military that they are allowed to disobey illegal and unconstitutional orders, and we're just supposed to keep going to work and living life
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Can't wait to binge listen to nothing but bad bunny until the Superbowl so I can sing along at half time and piss off my extended family
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What does transgender for everyone even mean
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
House tour was a bust but worth it to meet this guy
September 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Neil Young shared a new song called "Big Crime” protesting Donald Trump's takeover of Washington, DC
Neil Young Shares New Song “Big Crime” Protesting Donald Trump’s Takeover Of DC
A couple of weeks ago, Donald Trump announced that the National Guard and various federal law enforcement agencies would take over the job of policing Washington, DC. Trump claimed that crime in DC wa...
www.stereogum.com
August 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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We don't gatekeep giving a shit.
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Listen. I get that it's usually important to hear both sides of an argument and consider the perspective of both parties. But when one party's whole thing is "fascism is bad" and the other's is "but I wannnnaaaa" then only one side deserves any consideration
August 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Message to supporters of Trump's pardon of J6ers that assaulted police officers to get into the Capitol and try to assassinate Congress people, who also think the guy that threw a hoagie at an officer in DC should be charged with a felony: My condolences that you're the stupidest person on earth
August 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Have you ever seen a more beautiful blep
July 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I just have to accept that I will never be as comfy cozy as this
July 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
We knew it was gonna happen. It was always just a matter of time. And that doesn't make this shit any less satisfying to watch 🍿🍿🍿
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺
June 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bottom of the first fastball to Harper's surgery elbow? Strider's gonna get destroyed by Philly fans tonight jfc #Phillies
May 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake.

Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
May 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Republicans: Big government regulations are an infringement on my right to privacy. Corporations deserve the right to sell all my personal data to whoever the fuck they damn well please!!
May 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This is what we mean when we say that RGK Jr and his gaggle of flunkies are pushing soft eugenics. Look at that phrasing: “only very sick kids should die from measles. “

Why the fuck should ANY CHILD die from measles? Why is a sick child worth less than a well one?
May 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.

www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
Stephen Miller Is an Immigration Hypocrite. I Know Because I’m His Uncle.
If my nephew’s ideas on immigration had been in force a century ago, our family would have been wiped out.
www.politico.com
May 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The fact that Trump and rfk have the CDC publicly recommending ANTIBIOTICS to treat a viral disease is actually fucking insane
Meanwhile, the CDC did publish a new fact sheet on Thursday on measles treatments

"Other therapies, such as antibiotics should be prescribed based on clinical judgement by an individual healthcare provider."

www.cdc.gov/measles/medi...
May 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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this administration is affirmative action for guys who killed ants with a magnifying glass as kids
May 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I just think it’s funny that the president thinks making everything more expensive will be no big deal in a nation that exists because its ancestors overthrew their government rather than pay an extra tax on tea
April 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM