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trails in the sky more like trails you should BUY AM I RIGHT FELLAS
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proof that it's me
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November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
the defunctland video has some really good bits in it
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
yeah it's cool every time it happens
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
oopsies! it turns🪃out we forgor😔to charge⚡your account properly last time 🥶 but don't worry🦥! we only charged interest 78 times🕺before noticing🤪!

you now owe €3827 💯

(text so small it could kill you) If you do not pay this bill by 14/10/25 it will double per day. Thanks for choosing our services.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Olivier sketch
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Day 2 and its KeA's turn to shine!
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
with Cold Steel it was specifically because it looks newer so they thought it would sell better

but yes i agree that i would've preferred playing in release order
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
also as of Reverie, basically all of Crossbell already has 3D models for that game's engine (which i think is their old one, admittedly), so remaking them wouldn't actually be as hard as Sky presumably was, assuming they can reuse the assets at all
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 AM
it's because 3rd isn't as directly relevant as Zero, most of what comes up in it is mostly just setup for later stuff (it's all great, but the overarching plot doesn't really advance during it)

also for reference 3rd came out in eng in 2017 (Cold Steel was 2015, skipping over 3rd, Zero, and Azure)
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
they're apparently considering skipping 3rd to go straight to Zero so yeah 3rd might be a hot minute
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
playing the original version like a true gamer who doesn't want to wait on SC and 3rd...
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the funniest thing about it is probably that the story contradicts almost every other metroid game at some point

like a single line early on makes either itself or the prime games not canon
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
it's not very long so at the very least you'll have the thrill of meeting remember me and of being given authorization to use the varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
replying to them, probably
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
did you do the weird puzzle to get the true ending where you shoot the symbols in the final boss's arena
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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incredible reference in the wild
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
messed up how you don't livetweet my insightful posts about how dragon quest is being mean to me or about how i cannot read
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
that being said i do see those little beam things coming out of them too just not even close to as often or as insane as in that photo
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
they just look like they do in games basically

though with the obnoxiously bright LED lights you mentioned added in to make sure you can't see regardless
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
this is for stuff that's approximately a foot and a half away from me
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i don't want to imagine what number you'd need to put to accurately describe my vision but it's definitely under 144p
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
wait they haven't been updated in 13 years

i think if i only had my glasses from when i was 16 i would probably need to not be allowed in the same state as a car
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Day 3 stands of Tio! (bcs its 3 letters long and starts with T idk)
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
but if someone actually gets killed it becomes a nightmare getting them back mid-fight until you get the final revive spell
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM