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SparkyLanders

@sparkyl.bsky.social

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Crier for The High Council of the Galaxy Genuine antique computer geek since 1982 ENFP-T We/They? ❤️My WifeyBae On the spectrum – ADHD My muse-'Meridith' Steampunk & Trains 3D Art for fun Science & Music 🚫DM without permission 🚷No moseying or sashaying

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · Dec 22

Pure Evil.

There's no debate ALL emergency responders deserve the very best. Better than thieving billionaires.

I spent 26 yrs in public safety. I met these heroes from all over the world. THEY RUN INTO DANGER, MANY ARE VOLUNTEERS.

MAGAts be damned for making our once proud nation a #SHITHOLE.

Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · Dec 22

An absolute disgrace. My Congresswoman, Carolyn Maloney worked so tirelessly to get this passed for 9/11 first responders. Between this and pediatric cancer research being removed from the CR that was originally agreed by all, cruelty is definitely the point.😡🤬😡🤬

www.nydailynews.com/2024/12/20/f...

Funding for 9/11 health care program removed from House spending plan to avoid government shutdown

As they scrambled to pass a stopgap spending plan Friday, Congress removed legislation that would have fully funded the World Trade Center Health Program through 2040, outraged 9/11 advocates said.…

www.nydailynews.com

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 1h

"Mood" spelled backwards is "Doom."

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 6h

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Go see a really good stylist and maybe you can pull off the mysteriously magical ponytail. It's my favorite female superpower.

The love of my life does it very well.
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You're late. What have you been doing all this time?

Spackling.

(Sounds a bit naughty, doesn't it? 😉)

two drag queens standing next to each other with the words this is a speckle over sandpaper job

Alt: Two drag queens standing next to each other with the words "This is a spackle over sandpaper job."

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 7h

I used "social inertia" to remove money from the thought.

What I'm specifically referring to is humans don't change their own behaviors & beliefs quickly. Multiply that by community, region, & nation numbers, and you're just about at figuring if the immoveable object or the irresistible force wins.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 7h

Call it "shared prosperity." Other nations do it.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 7h

She is indeed quickly running out of time before a little bit of spackling would take care of her problem.

It can't be fun to become a KKKrusty Gnome nobody wants.

KKKristi Gnome costume. Looks like a basket case. Appears to be a-peeling.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 7h

of too many functionally illiterate adults incapable of critical thinking both scares me and breaks my heart.

Some early symptoms of humans devolving to the science fictional "brains in jars" existence need to be watched.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 7h

Without getting in too deep for now, I have doubts that Einstein's work would suffice. I'm seeing a lot of new and reconsidered ideas coming faster than settled societies can adjust to. Call it "social inertia."

I have personally believed in lifelong learning for over 50 years. Seeing the effects

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 8h

But, here we are. Cooperating with traitors, pirates, criminals, and incompetent morons usually ends up with collateral damage as they walk away without a scratch.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 8h

the Commandant of the Marine Corps, along with the other members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, did not respectfully, but firmly, inform FOTUS that absolutely no active members of our military would obey the plainly illegal orders to deploy against civilians.

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 8h

explosives will detonate in unpredictable ways.

The USMC should thank the one adult — Governor Newsom — for insisting on proper caution. Which begs the question of why the hell the chain of command has now brought shame down on our Marines a second time under the 🍊💩🤡.
I am also disappointed that

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 8h

Ever notice the dumbasses who FUBAR this kind of thing will grasp at every straw to characterize it as "accidental?"

WEAPONS EXIST FOR ONE REASON — DAMAGE!

Treating deadly explosive objects as "fireworks" for entertainment is reckless and irresponsible. There is always a chance

Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 9h

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 11h

In Canada, it's "puck," eh?

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 11h

A lot of heads need to roll for this one. There is absolutely no reason to be firing live shells over an interstate highway. Closed, or not!

Princess of Ely @princessofely.bsky.social · 12h

FYI, This happened. #JDVance. #California. #GavinNewsom. #CampPendleton.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 13h

BREAKING NYT: A shell fired during a live-fire demonstration at Camp Pendleton on Saturday prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a California Highway Patrol vehicle and motorcycle that were part of Vice President JD Vance’s protective detail, according to a patrol report.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 12h

Jumping the curb to hit someone on foot is clear evidence of intent.

How about you "law and order" fools see about stopping this kind of violence? Some states have actually made it legal to run into protesters? That is some very sick, fucked-up shit

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 12h

I know she isn't, but talk about someone who should be ashamed for being obstreperous and selfish.

You disgrace your father's legacy every time you speak, ME-ghan.

Girl sitting on her bed with her hand covering her face in shame.

Text:
There is nothing sadder than a neglected attention whore.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 12h

OK ladies, you can stop giggling now. We know they can't arrest the clit because they can't find it.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 12h

Did you mean: "fiends?"

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 14h

CLASSICTIFA
ORIGINALRECIPETIFA
WISETIFA
CHILDRENOFTIFA

"We may move slowly now,
But we know all of the moves."

"Never paint a target on yourself."

"Old warriors are rare for a reason."

"Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance."

DAVID MAMET
Brainy Quote

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SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 15h

Pathetic troll. Ignore it.

SparkyLanders @sparkyl.bsky.social · 23h

Living in a part of the world where fried chicken is considered a treat, people from other places are often uninformed about serving it.

Dear Stabby:
Is it acceptable to eat fried chicken with your fingers?

Deah Reader:
The tradition is to serve the chicken first, then you may eat your fingers.