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SparkyLanders
@sparkyl.bsky.social
Crier for The High Council of the Galaxy
Genuine antique computer geek since 1982
ENFP-T
We/They? ❤️My WifeyBae
On the spectrum – ADHD
My muse-'Meridith'
Steampunk & Trains
3D Art for fun
Science & Music
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🚷No moseying or sashaying
Liars.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Treason.
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
How bout some windchime heavy metal Metallica "Enter Sandman?"
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sadly, they went somewhere else because the nitrates were too high.

Fortunately, when it came time for dessert, they found the pie rates quite acceptable.

BTW: There are some situations when saying, "Crank me up, wench" Isn't all that clear.
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
More like "conservative" Xian fundamentalist bullshit causes dain bramage.

(Behold! Amongst them I do dwell. Please burn ye incest [sic] to keep me safe.)
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Summary:
• Conman
• Finds golden plates
• Written in an "ancient language"
• To translate them
• He puts a "magic stone" into a hat
• Then covers his face with it
• Dictates what he reads
• Result — Book of Mormon
• Re-buries the plates

There's someone called "Moroni."
Why "MorMON" and not "MoRON?"
a woman says " you 're havin ' me on aren 't ye " in front of a car
Alt: A woman says "you 're havin ' me on aren 't ye?" in front of a car
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hillary's. Always that nasty woman Hillary.
🤦🏼‍♀️

Idjit. 🍊💩🤡
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My 13 yrs younger brother has had heart issues for a while, and I kept mentioning this cardiologist to him, and he finally went there.

This guy is one of the best doctors I've been to. He takes the time to listen and explain things.

I want to thank all y'all folks who've been blessing my heart. ❤️
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Nope. Not mine.
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Glad to help. 🙂

It's way past time that he was sent to a nice little farm where he can run and play just like the other speshul kids.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Personally I'm thinking about reverting to Cro-Magnon.

Does anybody out there know of any organizations that are pro-Cro?
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
💡 So Simple That it Sounds Stupid©:

Tell the truth:

Employers need to pay a living wage where fewer people need assistance.

Giant corporations need to be cut down to a manageable size to where they can be properly regulated.

Ban tax cuts. They're abused.

Tax billionaires & churches.
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
normalizes him in his own mind. By now, nobody should be expecting him to behave in a normal fashion at any point in time.

I remember back when America Was Great, we did not hesitate to call this being "criminally insane." Maybe it's inappropriate now, but that's the way I look at it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I believe it's about time to end these statements. As far back as 2015 there were warnings from the people who know these things that he is mentally ill.

He has the kind of personality disorder that causes all of this bad behavior, and there's no cure for it.

Every time someone does this it
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I don't know if that qualifies as a novelty tune, but the unusual ones catch my attention.

One of the more interesting groups in my past were "The Guess Who." They did a variety of great tunes. I've got the Greatest Hits album.

Remember this one:

youtu.be/WE2v9sbLBv0?...
Rain Dance , The Guess Who , 1971
YouTube video by Toni Davey
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
He deserves Nurse Ratched.

Q: Why do nurses prefer red markers?

A: In case they need to draw blood.
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I honestly did not know what to think about it the first time I heard it. Over time, it grew on me.
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Dreams:

Weeheeheehee, dee heeheeheehee,
Weeoh aweem away
...
The lion sleeps tonight.
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Anyone who believes there's only one copy of that stuff?
November 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I think you're lion. 🤨
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
👇🏻
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM