Fran
@spareelbowskin.bsky.social
Listens carefully, tweaks knobs and occasionally makes noises.
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Come visit me on my goatsie website
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Come visit me on my goatsie website
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
Doing the 37 times table in my head usually does it for me.
Whenever I am struggling to pee, I hum or play the song Waterfalls by TLC and it works like a charm every single time.
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Doing the 37 times table in my head usually does it for me.
It's National Hare Day, post some great hare
October 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's National Hare Day, post some great hare
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Police say they can’t arrest the thieves who cleared out my house as it was my responsibility to opt out of being robbed by them.
Exclusive: OpenAI is planning to release a new version of its Sora video generator, which creates videos featuring copyrighted material unless copyright holders opt out of having their work appear.
OpenAI’s New Sora Video Generator to Require Copyright Holders to Opt Out
Executives at the startup notified talent agencies and studios over the last week.
on.wsj.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Police say they can’t arrest the thieves who cleared out my house as it was my responsibility to opt out of being robbed by them.
If you are ever in Alnwick, Northumberland, UK may I suggest Barter Books - massive bookshop, in an old railway station, two cafes and it's dog-friendly!
September 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you are ever in Alnwick, Northumberland, UK may I suggest Barter Books - massive bookshop, in an old railway station, two cafes and it's dog-friendly!
Leisure Suit Larry
September 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Leisure Suit Larry
Ruin a song by playing it on the ukulele while whistling the melody and putting on a twee YouTube video about some shit "life hack" nobody needs to know about.
Ruin a song by listening to it
Ruin a song by putting a four-on-the-floor beat underneath it
September 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Ruin a song by playing it on the ukulele while whistling the melody and putting on a twee YouTube video about some shit "life hack" nobody needs to know about.
I've just been reminded of this.
Type "Kratz Barraquer" into Google...
Quite the eye-opener!
Type "Kratz Barraquer" into Google...
Quite the eye-opener!
August 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I've just been reminded of this.
Type "Kratz Barraquer" into Google...
Quite the eye-opener!
Type "Kratz Barraquer" into Google...
Quite the eye-opener!
What's your sign?
Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it, but years ago it was on the side of the road not far from where I live. Scrawled with a marker that was running out on a bit of raggedy hardboard leaning on a post:
"Horse shit, pound a bag"
Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it, but years ago it was on the side of the road not far from where I live. Scrawled with a marker that was running out on a bit of raggedy hardboard leaning on a post:
"Horse shit, pound a bag"
What's your sign?
August 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
What's your sign?
Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it, but years ago it was on the side of the road not far from where I live. Scrawled with a marker that was running out on a bit of raggedy hardboard leaning on a post:
"Horse shit, pound a bag"
Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it, but years ago it was on the side of the road not far from where I live. Scrawled with a marker that was running out on a bit of raggedy hardboard leaning on a post:
"Horse shit, pound a bag"
I was today years old when I first heard of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
August 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I was today years old when I first heard of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
New pet name for your other half just dropped...
August 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
New pet name for your other half just dropped...
Skipping quickly through the timeline, my tired and slightly befuddled brain read @mooseallain.bsky.social as "Moody Alan"
August 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Skipping quickly through the timeline, my tired and slightly befuddled brain read @mooseallain.bsky.social as "Moody Alan"
July 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Walk out and go home.
July 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Walk out and go home.
I really hate being told to enjog my doltclous even if it's been made daily with food.
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
June 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I really hate being told to enjog my doltclous even if it's been made daily with food.
Excellent new #UnfortunatePause #YouTube
June 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Excellent new #UnfortunatePause #YouTube
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Look at the gender breakdown of who speaks in popular films!
May 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Look at the gender breakdown of who speaks in popular films!
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My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.
May 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.
What actors expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
May 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
What actors expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
I see Nick Knowles has been moonlighting on Spanish TV
May 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I see Nick Knowles has been moonlighting on Spanish TV
... usually by about 8 am.
Anyone else get to that stage of the day where they know they just need to be on their own. Like that’s enough human interaction for today thank u
May 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
... usually by about 8 am.
More neal.fun fun from Neal
I made a streetview roadtrip simulator where we all vote on a direction every 10 seconds
Also we have to vote to change the radio station. Enjoy!
> neal.fun/internet-roa...
Also we have to vote to change the radio station. Enjoy!
> neal.fun/internet-roa...
Internet Roadtrip
Let's take a streetview roadtrip
neal.fun
May 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
More neal.fun fun from Neal
Hive mind - does anyone have any practical and effective methods/products for cleaning the inside of a car windscreen without it ending up as a streaky mess?
I don't think I've ever achieved it (despite trying several methods) in the last nearly 40 years!
I don't think I've ever achieved it (despite trying several methods) in the last nearly 40 years!
May 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Hive mind - does anyone have any practical and effective methods/products for cleaning the inside of a car windscreen without it ending up as a streaky mess?
I don't think I've ever achieved it (despite trying several methods) in the last nearly 40 years!
I don't think I've ever achieved it (despite trying several methods) in the last nearly 40 years!