Jish
@spaceballsfanclub.bsky.social
joshin’ around, loving my neighbors
catch me looking for UFOs in the night sky
(Living with stiff person syndrome 🙃)
catch me looking for UFOs in the night sky
(Living with stiff person syndrome 🙃)
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the richest people in america enjoy the approval of the government, police and media, but they know what the rest of us think about them, even if they don't acknowledge it in a literal sense, because they're building underground bunkers
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the richest people in america enjoy the approval of the government, police and media, but they know what the rest of us think about them, even if they don't acknowledge it in a literal sense, because they're building underground bunkers
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blew my nose (not sick just dry air) and 1 of the boogers smelled like a can of spaghetti-o, a food i haven't eaten in at least 40 years. has it been in there the whole time. is it an actual spaghetti-o from the 80s. or is it like wine where its just grapes in there but it takes on aspects of scent
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
blew my nose (not sick just dry air) and 1 of the boogers smelled like a can of spaghetti-o, a food i haven't eaten in at least 40 years. has it been in there the whole time. is it an actual spaghetti-o from the 80s. or is it like wine where its just grapes in there but it takes on aspects of scent
You can eat toast in the shower no problem, just hold it high above your head
Coffee in a mug, however, is a no go. gotta have a lid on that Joe
Coffee in a mug, however, is a no go. gotta have a lid on that Joe
gonna bring my coffee and toast in the shower
see how this goes
see how this goes
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You can eat toast in the shower no problem, just hold it high above your head
Coffee in a mug, however, is a no go. gotta have a lid on that Joe
Coffee in a mug, however, is a no go. gotta have a lid on that Joe
gonna bring my coffee and toast in the shower
see how this goes
see how this goes
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
gonna bring my coffee and toast in the shower
see how this goes
see how this goes
You know the weed is good when you keep forgetting to take a puff
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know the weed is good when you keep forgetting to take a puff
Computers will try to intimidate you to try to make you feel inferior.
"Oh you want to print? haha your margins are too small, fool. Look at Mr small margins over here,"
Do not let them intimidate you! Computers will never know joy
"Oh you want to print? haha your margins are too small, fool. Look at Mr small margins over here,"
Do not let them intimidate you! Computers will never know joy
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Computers will try to intimidate you to try to make you feel inferior.
"Oh you want to print? haha your margins are too small, fool. Look at Mr small margins over here,"
Do not let them intimidate you! Computers will never know joy
"Oh you want to print? haha your margins are too small, fool. Look at Mr small margins over here,"
Do not let them intimidate you! Computers will never know joy
It is Friday night, it is raining outside, and from under my umbrella I just saw a flying triangle
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It is Friday night, it is raining outside, and from under my umbrella I just saw a flying triangle
I have fuckin stiff person syndrome. This differs from stiff person syndrome only in the way that Mine is fuckin.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have fuckin stiff person syndrome. This differs from stiff person syndrome only in the way that Mine is fuckin.
Currently letting my dog out and the cold air oddly smells like warm pancakes and maple syrup...
I am witnessing an identified flying smell
I am witnessing an identified flying smell
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Currently letting my dog out and the cold air oddly smells like warm pancakes and maple syrup...
I am witnessing an identified flying smell
I am witnessing an identified flying smell
Pyrex would be a sick dino name
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Pyrex would be a sick dino name
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
I either have cramp fasciculation syndrome, or stiff person syndrome.
Either way, it sounds like a good band name
Either way, it sounds like a good band name
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I either have cramp fasciculation syndrome, or stiff person syndrome.
Either way, it sounds like a good band name
Either way, it sounds like a good band name
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the best evidence for the existence of an ineffable soul, each of us having a subjective experience linked to the physical body yet separate from it, is that billionaires clearly lack one, dead-eyed in darkness, begging the computer to love them, as if they would be able to feel if it did
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the best evidence for the existence of an ineffable soul, each of us having a subjective experience linked to the physical body yet separate from it, is that billionaires clearly lack one, dead-eyed in darkness, begging the computer to love them, as if they would be able to feel if it did
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the beauty of social media is being able to get messages from people who have never talked to another alive human being before
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
the beauty of social media is being able to get messages from people who have never talked to another alive human being before
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this is probably the year when the time change into darkness makes everyone go the rest of the way insane
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
this is probably the year when the time change into darkness makes everyone go the rest of the way insane
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i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
i think if you know all the lingo to describe different logical errors in online bickering then you have spent too long in the bickering space and may be engaging in a sunk-cost fallacy in regards to how you spend your screen time
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some terrible pizzas i found on the web
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
some terrible pizzas i found on the web
Bring Back Gnomes in 2026
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bring Back Gnomes in 2026
A friendly stray cat came around looking for belly rubs and Frankie absolutely lost his shit
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A friendly stray cat came around looking for belly rubs and Frankie absolutely lost his shit
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My homunculus escaped and he just keeps weeping..?
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My homunculus escaped and he just keeps weeping..?
Catch me in my deep underground base
October 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Catch me in my deep underground base
Let's Take Tylenol Recreationally
October 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Let's Take Tylenol Recreationally
We need Godzilla now more than ever
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We need Godzilla now more than ever