some colour mage
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programmer, made a streaming app you maybe used, @finalfantasywiki.bsky.social admin / CSS guy / bad poster
he/him preferred | 30-something | no porn but sometimes NSFW, no minors pls
FFXIV: Wilhelm Barker (Bismarck)
he/him preferred | 30-something | no porn but sometimes NSFW, no minors pls
FFXIV: Wilhelm Barker (Bismarck)
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Halfway into the game they do the Title Drop sequence again but it morphs into Metroid Prime 4: Untucked
Nintendo confirms that they intentionally made Metroid Prime 4's trailers look bad in order to lower expectations, and that players will be pleasantly surprised with the actual game, adding "Y'all ain't even seen half of Samus's dick yet."
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Halfway into the game they do the Title Drop sequence again but it morphs into Metroid Prime 4: Untucked
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Nintendo confirms that they intentionally made Metroid Prime 4's trailers look bad in order to lower expectations, and that players will be pleasantly surprised with the actual game, adding "Y'all ain't even seen half of Samus's dick yet."
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Nintendo confirms that they intentionally made Metroid Prime 4's trailers look bad in order to lower expectations, and that players will be pleasantly surprised with the actual game, adding "Y'all ain't even seen half of Samus's dick yet."
Pharloom, land of religious pilgrimage, where sitting down costs 30 bucks
pretty sure there's a metaphor in here somewhere
pretty sure there's a metaphor in here somewhere
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Pharloom, land of religious pilgrimage, where sitting down costs 30 bucks
pretty sure there's a metaphor in here somewhere
pretty sure there's a metaphor in here somewhere
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Before committing to the bit, be sure to dig two graves
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Before committing to the bit, be sure to dig two graves
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
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from “human sexual activity”
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
from “human sexual activity”
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July 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
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And so, the SALP subforum
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
And so, the SALP subforum
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I want to see bakool ja ja in a blunt rotation if only to watch him pass it to himself
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I want to see bakool ja ja in a blunt rotation if only to watch him pass it to himself
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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this exchange in the comments of do no harm episode 4 has been cracking me up for days
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
this exchange in the comments of do no harm episode 4 has been cracking me up for days
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Kirby Air Riders Canon Ending
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Kirby Air Riders Canon Ending
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Checking in on MechaHitler
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Checking in on MechaHitler
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the Atelier franchise always keeps me guessing
- "we are making another potion making/crafting game, as we have for the past three decades"
- "we are making a weird action RPG because uh we like Halo I think? idk that one got away from me"
- "we are making official gay ASMR of our main character"
- "we are making another potion making/crafting game, as we have for the past three decades"
- "we are making a weird action RPG because uh we like Halo I think? idk that one got away from me"
- "we are making official gay ASMR of our main character"
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
the Atelier franchise always keeps me guessing
- "we are making another potion making/crafting game, as we have for the past three decades"
- "we are making a weird action RPG because uh we like Halo I think? idk that one got away from me"
- "we are making official gay ASMR of our main character"
- "we are making another potion making/crafting game, as we have for the past three decades"
- "we are making a weird action RPG because uh we like Halo I think? idk that one got away from me"
- "we are making official gay ASMR of our main character"
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I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
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[standing in front of the ruins of a house after chasing out the previous tenants and smashing the house with a sledge hammer] i am the only one Brave enough to continue building this house,. and i would appreciate it if you didn't call me a Dumb Ass
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
[standing in front of the ruins of a house after chasing out the previous tenants and smashing the house with a sledge hammer] i am the only one Brave enough to continue building this house,. and i would appreciate it if you didn't call me a Dumb Ass
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COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
COMPOSURE [Easy: Failure] - Fuck. It's been right in front of you the whole time. The femboys, are right, about everything. Every. Fucking. Thing. Your entire worldview crumbles, and before you can even decide on a color, you've already ordered arm warmers off Amazon. You are The UwU Detective.
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those hitboxes are crazy
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
those hitboxes are crazy
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every single time a programmer is like "im pro ai now we're using ai in our program" it suddenly and mysteriously stops working properly and then everyone leaves. but they continue doing it
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
every single time a programmer is like "im pro ai now we're using ai in our program" it suddenly and mysteriously stops working properly and then everyone leaves. but they continue doing it