Gaby Baby
@softmaurice.bsky.social
Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
I cannot make this February’s C4AC but I rly think you should go and if you do I really think you should pla @worklifevalue.bsky.social’s cube. I got to jam it during free play back at the August C4AC and spent the whole time giggling like an idiot. Can’t recommend it enough. Dan’s an inspiration
Good afternoon Cubers!! Our first cube for AW26 is The Uncanny Valley by @worklifevalue.bsky.social. A cursed masterpiece, this cube has your favorite premodern heaters BUT only printed in the modern border.
List: cubecobra.com/cube/list/un...
Tickets: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...
List: cubecobra.com/cube/list/un...
Tickets: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...
Cube Cobra List: The Uncanny Valley
The Uncanny Valley is a 360 card cube using the "Pre-Modern" card pool - cards printed up until 2003, originally printed in the Old Border card frame. However, this cube exclusively uses New/non-Retro...
cubecobra.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I cannot make this February’s C4AC but I rly think you should go and if you do I really think you should pla @worklifevalue.bsky.social’s cube. I got to jam it during free play back at the August C4AC and spent the whole time giggling like an idiot. Can’t recommend it enough. Dan’s an inspiration
I love it when sports games go to commercial but before they do they play a clip of a player or coach yelling some kind of obscenity and they cut out the audio but they slow down the video so you can really tell he's saying LETS FUCKING GO
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love it when sports games go to commercial but before they do they play a clip of a player or coach yelling some kind of obscenity and they cut out the audio but they slow down the video so you can really tell he's saying LETS FUCKING GO
I have mixed feelings about being an "avatar: the last airbender is really good" adult, but Avatar: the Last Airbender is really good
December 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I have mixed feelings about being an "avatar: the last airbender is really good" adult, but Avatar: the Last Airbender is really good
Me when I leave the salesforce conference
December 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Me when I leave the salesforce conference
Going to a Salesforce conference today. Just fucking kill me now
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Going to a Salesforce conference today. Just fucking kill me now
Observing today that ppl at work who mess w my day in small, easily rectifiable ways are often more apologetic than they should be, and that the (usually higher up) people who mess w my day in larger, more injurious ways are usually not apologetic at all
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Observing today that ppl at work who mess w my day in small, easily rectifiable ways are often more apologetic than they should be, and that the (usually higher up) people who mess w my day in larger, more injurious ways are usually not apologetic at all
I've always felt pretty self conscious about my handwriting but you know what? it's not that bad
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I've always felt pretty self conscious about my handwriting but you know what? it's not that bad
KING
Lander going after Rep Dan Goldman in NY-10
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
December 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
KING
If I say what I think I will get banned from this website
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If I say what I think I will get banned from this website
Do not listen to the Wirecutter Gift Guide. Do not buy Graza Olive Oil as a gift to your friend, partner, or family member. That's not a gift, that is groceries.
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Do not listen to the Wirecutter Gift Guide. Do not buy Graza Olive Oil as a gift to your friend, partner, or family member. That's not a gift, that is groceries.
Commuter backpacks be like "I look like shit and cost $100+"
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Commuter backpacks be like "I look like shit and cost $100+"
Glinda capes for fascists and I won’t condone it
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Glinda capes for fascists and I won’t condone it
When you think about it, Kiss and Benson Boone are basically the same
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When you think about it, Kiss and Benson Boone are basically the same
I love layering up as much as the next guy but if it comes down to a choice between being warm and getting a fit off I’m picking the fit every time
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I love layering up as much as the next guy but if it comes down to a choice between being warm and getting a fit off I’m picking the fit every time
I fixed the headline
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I fixed the headline
Riff was all over my insta all these last like 4 months. I wasn't sure he was gonna nail the full version but he nailed the full version. Nice
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November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Riff was all over my insta all these last like 4 months. I wasn't sure he was gonna nail the full version but he nailed the full version. Nice
I have started getting ads for true classics t shirts after a merciful year of not getting ads for true classics t shirts and I’m alarmed that the ads have not changed a lick
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have started getting ads for true classics t shirts after a merciful year of not getting ads for true classics t shirts and I’m alarmed that the ads have not changed a lick
Today I asked a friend “have you been following the Olivia Nuzzi drama” and they were like “who is that” and I am still recovering
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Today I asked a friend “have you been following the Olivia Nuzzi drama” and they were like “who is that” and I am still recovering
LETS GO
NEW: Chi Ossé, an ally of Mamdani, has filed paperwork to challenge Jeffries from the left.
Chi Ossé files paperwork to challenge Hakeem Jeffries from the left
The NYC City Council member said in a statement that Democratic leadership is "failing to effectively fight back against Donald Trump."
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
LETS GO
I for one will not be reading "I fell in love with a Worm Gundam and got canceled" by The Current West Coast Editor of Vanity Fair
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I for one will not be reading "I fell in love with a Worm Gundam and got canceled" by The Current West Coast Editor of Vanity Fair
Anybody else kinda feel like the new NYC subway turnstiles kinda give you a little spank on the way thru or am I just that caked up?
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Anybody else kinda feel like the new NYC subway turnstiles kinda give you a little spank on the way thru or am I just that caked up?
It is time for us all to have a national conversation about the price of socks and undergarments
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It is time for us all to have a national conversation about the price of socks and undergarments
“Hey Gabe this email template isn’t working when I use it in a manner that doesn’t comport with organizational best practices, could you make a change so that it *does* work when I use it in a manner that doesn’t comport with organizational best practices?”
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Hey Gabe this email template isn’t working when I use it in a manner that doesn’t comport with organizational best practices, could you make a change so that it *does* work when I use it in a manner that doesn’t comport with organizational best practices?”
Nothing makes me yearn for the asteroid more than trying to sell an item on Facebook Marketplace
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nothing makes me yearn for the asteroid more than trying to sell an item on Facebook Marketplace
Support primary challengers in all these elections
If Chuck Schumer was a stronger leader, he would have been able to convince most of these senators to hold the line.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
I’m terribly disappointed in him.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Support primary challengers in all these elections