Socrates Agrees
@socratesagrees.bsky.social
I like to write stories (they're bad). I love music (all kinds). I play drums (for fun). I used to draw (I want to start again). He/Him. Cis/Het. Pro LGBTQ+ & Women's Rights. Free Palestine. Death to AI / ChatGPT. Spoken for by @ghostlymew.bsky.social.
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I've written 1,555 pages' worth of stories in my dumb universe / setting. Even if no one else ever reads any of it, it's not NOTHING, right? It's objectively SOMETHING. It exists. I'm looking at it.
It's not nothing.
It's not nothing.
Look at them beans. Kenma's quite proud of them, as you can see. #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #kenma #toebeanstuesday
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Look at them beans. Kenma's quite proud of them, as you can see. #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #kenma #toebeanstuesday
I used to have more generalized arachnophobia, but over the years, I've grown fond of spiders, particularly adorable jumping spiders with big eyes. But I don't think I'll ever overcome my fear of scorpions. They have weird, pinchy lobster claws AND a giant stinger. They're like platypuses from hell.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I used to have more generalized arachnophobia, but over the years, I've grown fond of spiders, particularly adorable jumping spiders with big eyes. But I don't think I'll ever overcome my fear of scorpions. They have weird, pinchy lobster claws AND a giant stinger. They're like platypuses from hell.
This man must have a rap sheet long and wide enough to act as a bridge to the sun. I wish I could randomly sucker punch annoying assholes in a public setting and then just mosey on along and continue my day.
The Independent Record
Helena Montana, November 24,1922
Helena Montana, November 24,1922
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This man must have a rap sheet long and wide enough to act as a bridge to the sun. I wish I could randomly sucker punch annoying assholes in a public setting and then just mosey on along and continue my day.
So even though I'm staying in the escrow department for another two weeks and that bites, turns out my coworker who's retiring tried to fuck us over by using all her vacation to take half days until she's gone. Management said fuck no, so instead, yesterday was her last day.
Good. I'll take it.
Good. I'll take it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
So even though I'm staying in the escrow department for another two weeks and that bites, turns out my coworker who's retiring tried to fuck us over by using all her vacation to take half days until she's gone. Management said fuck no, so instead, yesterday was her last day.
Good. I'll take it.
Good. I'll take it.
"Post a movie that takes place where you're from."
This technically counts.
This technically counts.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Post a movie that takes place where you're from."
This technically counts.
This technically counts.
Only four more days in the escrow department. I'm almost free. No more customer phone calls. No more dumb ass conversations that further mulch my faith in humanity. No more file setups. No more Christmas or country music. I'm so close. Just. Four. More. Days.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Only four more days in the escrow department. I'm almost free. No more customer phone calls. No more dumb ass conversations that further mulch my faith in humanity. No more file setups. No more Christmas or country music. I'm so close. Just. Four. More. Days.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have a ludicrous backlog of games to play and yet I keep going back to Hades II. This is because it's a fantastic game, but also because familiarity is comforting, and I've put more than 278 hours into it. Started Dusk but bounced off of it, didn't grab me the way Cultic and Coven did. Hmm........
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I have a ludicrous backlog of games to play and yet I keep going back to Hades II. This is because it's a fantastic game, but also because familiarity is comforting, and I've put more than 278 hours into it. Started Dusk but bounced off of it, didn't grab me the way Cultic and Coven did. Hmm........
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I made the most expensive yet delicious mistake a person can make: going to the grocery store very baked.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I made the most expensive yet delicious mistake a person can make: going to the grocery store very baked.
Someone should do a re-draw of this where the Kennedy Sphinx just endlessly screams "WHERE IS RFK".
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Someone should do a re-draw of this where the Kennedy Sphinx just endlessly screams "WHERE IS RFK".
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November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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personally I think it’s awesome when kitties decide to tear ass around the house screaming after they poop. we should all be so proud of our accomplishments
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
personally I think it’s awesome when kitties decide to tear ass around the house screaming after they poop. we should all be so proud of our accomplishments
I can't stop listening to the Sinners OST version of Rocky Road to Dublin. Something about it is lighting up my brain right now.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I can't stop listening to the Sinners OST version of Rocky Road to Dublin. Something about it is lighting up my brain right now.
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It’s time for the weekend
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s time for the weekend
I very much enjoy this band and album. This song in particular goes hard as fuck. #Honningbarna #music
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November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I very much enjoy this band and album. This song in particular goes hard as fuck. #Honningbarna #music
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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RARE footage of little Gatsby screms
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
RARE footage of little Gatsby screms
Good lord. I made the mistake of reading a reddit thread about One Punch Man season 3 and EVERYBODY is still obsessively comparing any media they dislike to the Velma show. Yes, I get it, it's not great, but this prolonged and performative whinging is god damn pathetic. It's been YEARS. Let it go!
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Good lord. I made the mistake of reading a reddit thread about One Punch Man season 3 and EVERYBODY is still obsessively comparing any media they dislike to the Velma show. Yes, I get it, it's not great, but this prolonged and performative whinging is god damn pathetic. It's been YEARS. Let it go!
For #whiskerswednesday I'm stuck at the office preparing for an audit while people get angry at me for things I cannot control. So, have some sleepy kitties. #cats ##catsofbluesky #crookshanks #tabby #kenma #calico
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
For #whiskerswednesday I'm stuck at the office preparing for an audit while people get angry at me for things I cannot control. So, have some sleepy kitties. #cats ##catsofbluesky #crookshanks #tabby #kenma #calico
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the mind of the artist
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the mind of the artist
I've been followed back by two of my favorite cat accounts on Bluesky. I feel fulfilled and happy.
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I've been followed back by two of my favorite cat accounts on Bluesky. I feel fulfilled and happy.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Jump! Jump! It’s so cool how high she can leap. 😺💕
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Jump! Jump! It’s so cool how high she can leap. 😺💕