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Socrates Agrees
@socratesagrees.bsky.social
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I like to write stories (they're bad). I love music (all kinds). I play drums (for fun). I used to draw (I want to start again). He/Him. Cis/Het. Pro LGBTQ+ & Women's Rights. Free Palestine. Death to AI / ChatGPT. Spoken for by @ghostlymew.bsky.social‬.
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Look at them beans. Kenma's quite proud of them, as you can see. #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #kenma #toebeanstuesday
A fluffy calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur along with shades of brown, tan, orange and black lays on her side atop a plush white blanket and shows off her pink toe beans. She's reaching towards with crossed paws. A fluffy calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur along with shades of brown, tan, orange and black lays on her side atop a plush white blanket and shows off her pink toe beans. Now her paws are relaxed. A fluffy calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur along with shades of brown, tan, orange and black lays on her side atop a plush white blanket and shows off her pink toe beans. Here she's just wondering why dad needs so many cute photos of her.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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"Post a movie that takes place where you're from."

This technically counts.
A poster for the recent (and god awful) John Travolta film, "Gotti".
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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KEN-MAAAAAAAAAA!
#cats #catsofbluesky #calico #kenma #floof
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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We had a nice and relaxing #caturday lounging about. #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #kenma
A fluffy long-haired calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur along with shades of tan, orange, brown and black is nicely snuggled up on a plush white blanket.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Kem-Kem-Kem-Kem-∞

#cats ##catsofbluesky #kenma #calico #purr
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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For #whiskerswednesday I'm stuck at the office preparing for an audit while people get angry at me for things I cannot control. So, have some sleepy kitties. #cats ##catsofbluesky #crookshanks #tabby #kenma #calico
An orange tabby cat named Crookshanks with orange and white stripes lies on a white blanket alongside his little sister, Kenma, a fluffy long-haired calico cat with white, orange, black and brown fur. Crookshanks is offended I dared to photograph him while relaxing. Kenma's too sleepy to care.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I've been a lazy ass all weekend but luckily I'm in good company. #cats ##catsofbluesky #ragdoll #calico #kenma #mash
A scruffy ragdoll cat named Mash with white, gray, black and brown fur giving me a sleepy look while he rests on the couch. His pink toe beans are visible with his foot stretched out towards the camera. A fluffy calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur along with shades of brown, tan, black and orange vegging out under her favorite white blanket along with some of my clothes. A scruffy ragdoll cat named Mash with white, gray, black and brown fur resting on the couch. His pink toe beans are visible with his foot stretched out towards the camera. A fluffy calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur along with shades of brown, tan, black and orange vegging out under her favorite white blanket along with some of my clothes. Now she's got her white paw stretched out towards me in a mildly threatening manner.
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Kenma having a very normal Sunday morning. #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #kenma
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Lazy #caturday with my girls. #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #kenma #tuxedocat #tripodcat
A tuxedo cat named Polly with mostly black fur and white fur on her chin and belly with white whiskers and green eyes hanging out next to me on the couch. A fluffy calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur along with black, tan, orange and grey fur lounges on a white blanket, using my leg as a pillow. A tuxedo cat named Polly with mostly black fur and white fur on her chin and belly with white whiskers and green eyes hanging out next to me on the couch. Now she's hearing the blow dryer in the next room. A fluffy calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur along with black, tan, orange and grey fur lounges on a white blanket, using my leg as a pillow.
November 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Polly proving all over again why she's the smartest and coziest kitten, snoozing in her nook. #cats #catsofbluesky #tuxedocat #polly #tripodcat
A tuxedo and tripod cat named Polly settled onto a blanket in a nook besides the HVAC vent being nice and cozy and warm. A tuxedo and tripod cat named Polly settled onto a blanket in a nook besides the HVAC vent being nice and cozy and warm. Now she's lying down and snoozing.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Those comparisons make perfect sense, but for me, I could not stop thinking about, of all things, Beastly. I mean, just look at the titular "Beast" lol.
A marketing photo of the two lead characters from the 2011 film Beastly, which was supposed to be a modern, edgier take on the Beauty and the Beast story. The titular "Beast" is front and center: a a ghostly-pale and shirtless bald man covered in scars, strange tattoos and embedded metal veins with the movie's title at the bottom of the image in large font.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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"BE HAPPY MY HOUSEHOLD WHICH YOU ARE GRACIOUSLY ALLOWED TO LIVE IN IS PROTECTED BY ME, HUMAN! WHERE IS YOUR GROVELING AND GRATITUDE!?"
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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"The greebles are flanking us! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!"
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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The creature sees ghosts. The creature and the ghosts are restless. #cats #catsofbluesky #zoomies #calico #kenma
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Cuddly Kenma on a particularly lazy Sunday. #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #kenma
A fluffy long-hair calico cat named Kenma with white, tan, orange, brown and black fur lounges in a plush white blanket. A fluffy long-hair calico cat named Kenma with white, tan, orange, brown and black fur lounges in a plush white blanket. Now she's further back and only her face from the nose up is visible.
November 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Mash is annoyed that I spent part of my Sunday evening washing dishes. But he's determined to wait for me so I can receive his affectionate headbutts and his random attacks. That's love. #cats #catsofbluesky #ragdoll #mash #mashbangersly
A scruffy ragdoll cat named Mash with predominantly white fur plus black, brown, gray and tan, stands and impatiently waits with airplane ears on my kitchen floor.
October 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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It's finally getting seasonably chilly on this lovely #caturday and Mash has already retreated into the luxury nook we set up for him and his siblings. Now he's a toasty, happy boy. #cats #catsofbluesky #ragdoll #mash #mashbangersly
A scruffy ragdoll cat named Mash with long, predominantly white fur along with black, gray, brown and black lounges with his paws folded politely inside a nook between a dresser and the wall vent, enjoying the warm air. He's lying on a padded cushion beneath a folded up blanket.
October 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Here's what I'm quietly working on at work because if I have to do another escrow setup I'm gonna lose my shit:
A spreadsheet in progress that I'm using to tabulate exactly how mindlessly pandering, propaganda-fueled and unoriginal modern pop country is on a song-by-song basis and as a musical genre, because I'm forced to listen to it all day long at my stupid job.
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Hark! What emerges from the (curtain) foliage? Why, if it isn't the rarest and most elusive of all feline taxonomy, the fabled CATerpillar! #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #ragdoll #kenma #mash #whiskerswednesday
A fluffy calico cat named Kenma peeks out from under a red curtain and stares at her brother, a scruffy ragdoll cat named Mash as he dives behind the same curtain off his scratching post. A fluffy calico cat named Kenma with long and predominantly white fur mixed with black, tan, orange and brown sits on the ground with her back half covered by a red curtain and peers curiously out at the room.
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Me and Mash had hangout time last night while Mew streamed. It always starts off innocent and then Mash decides it's time to throw down and fight his father. #ragdoll #mashbangersly #cats #catsofbluesky
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Polly is typically a quiet and demure lady, but when she wants your attention and screaming from two rooms away doesn't work, she tends to be more direct, such as climbing on top of my desk, which is something her pushy siblings don't even do. #cats #catsofbluesky #tuxedocat #tripodcat
A tuxedo and tripod cat named Polly sits atop my computer desk and scopes out what I'm doing (playing Coven, which is great). A tuxedo and tripod cat named Polly sits atop my computer desk and gets some back scritches. A tuxedo and tripod cat named Polly sits atop my computer desk and gets some deep neck scritches. A tuxedo and tripod cat named Polly sits atop my computer desk and gets some nite neck scritches.
October 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"Who, me? Scratching up the couch? Of course not! I just enjoy sitting like this, Dad. It's comfortable." #cats ##catsofbluesky #calico #kenma
A fluffy long-haired calico cat named Kenma with predominantly white fur mixed with orange, brown, tan and black lounges on her side in a suspicious pose with one paw conspicuously attached to the upholstery of a couch.
October 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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"Oh, hey! I don't remember acquiring a version of The Waste Lands with illustrations! Maybe it's Mew's."

*Several dozen pages later*

"Wow, these illustrations are incredible. They made Jake a brunette for some reason but whatever. I wonder if they'll include a drawing of Blai- JESUS CHRIST!"
A color illustration of Blaine the Mono / Charlie the Choo-Choo Train in an expanded copy of Stephen King's The Waste Lands. The train is depicted with narrowed, almost puffy eyes and a leering and lecherous grin with drool slowing off his teeth, while his conductor has a crazed and glassy-eyed smile. The children in the train's boxcars look terrified or full of grief and sorrow. The bright colors and stereotypically cheery scene are thrown into terrifying contrast with the emotions of the characters depicted therein.
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It's ours and our babies' favorite time of year! #cats #catsofbluesky #calico #ragdoll #winter
A ragdoll cat named Mash and a calico cat named Kenma sit next to one another in an open window sniffing the outside air. It's finally cooling down!
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM