Snails The Goblin🐸
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You felt the pinch of the parasitic tail attach to your lower back. You reach back to pull the catgirl tail off, but it's already fused itself to your spine.
A warm tingle spread over your brain as the tail's corruption took over. Any resistance popped away as two perky cat ears form on your head.
A warm tingle spread over your brain as the tail's corruption took over. Any resistance popped away as two perky cat ears form on your head.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You felt the pinch of the parasitic tail attach to your lower back. You reach back to pull the catgirl tail off, but it's already fused itself to your spine.
A warm tingle spread over your brain as the tail's corruption took over. Any resistance popped away as two perky cat ears form on your head.
A warm tingle spread over your brain as the tail's corruption took over. Any resistance popped away as two perky cat ears form on your head.
The goblins in the dungeon are NOT free! If you take one the dread litch will be forwarding you a surcharge of 3 copper per stolen goblin.
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The goblins in the dungeon are NOT free! If you take one the dread litch will be forwarding you a surcharge of 3 copper per stolen goblin.
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"GOBLIN DETECTED: ACTIVATING COUNTERMEASURES."
The construct fires a scattergun full of various shapes and colours of dice.
"Ooh...think I saw a catseye set fly by my face!"
The construct fires a scattergun full of various shapes and colours of dice.
"Ooh...think I saw a catseye set fly by my face!"
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"GOBLIN DETECTED: ACTIVATING COUNTERMEASURES."
The construct fires a scattergun full of various shapes and colours of dice.
"Ooh...think I saw a catseye set fly by my face!"
The construct fires a scattergun full of various shapes and colours of dice.
"Ooh...think I saw a catseye set fly by my face!"
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A new study finds 51 percent of current rabbinical students identify as LGBTQ, reflecting major shifts in American Jewish life. Educators say queer rabbis bring empathy, resilience, and leadership at a time of rising challenges.
www.jpost.com/diaspora/art...
www.jpost.com/diaspora/art...
Study finds surge of LGBTQ rabbinical students | The Jerusalem Post
“It signals that American progressive Jewish life has evolved to the point where LGBTQ inclusion is a no-brainer.” said Hannah Karpel-Pomerantz
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November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
A new study finds 51 percent of current rabbinical students identify as LGBTQ, reflecting major shifts in American Jewish life. Educators say queer rabbis bring empathy, resilience, and leadership at a time of rising challenges.
www.jpost.com/diaspora/art...
www.jpost.com/diaspora/art...
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"you will never be a woman"
October 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"you will never be a woman"
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There’s a fascinating passage in Avot deRabbi Natan chapter 3. A man is fined 400 silver coins by Rabbi Akiva for uncovering a woman’s head at the market. He then uses a ploy to show that she would uncover her own head for a single copper coin.
Rabbi Akiva replies: So what? She gets to decide that.
Rabbi Akiva replies: So what? She gets to decide that.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
There’s a fascinating passage in Avot deRabbi Natan chapter 3. A man is fined 400 silver coins by Rabbi Akiva for uncovering a woman’s head at the market. He then uses a ploy to show that she would uncover her own head for a single copper coin.
Rabbi Akiva replies: So what? She gets to decide that.
Rabbi Akiva replies: So what? She gets to decide that.
Forcefem is socialism, I'm a strong believer in Free Market Trickle-Down-Feminization.
If we incentivize more men to become femboys and twinks, that means the supply of feminine men becoming trans lesbians will increase. It's basic economics.
If we incentivize more men to become femboys and twinks, that means the supply of feminine men becoming trans lesbians will increase. It's basic economics.
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Forcefem is socialism, I'm a strong believer in Free Market Trickle-Down-Feminization.
If we incentivize more men to become femboys and twinks, that means the supply of feminine men becoming trans lesbians will increase. It's basic economics.
If we incentivize more men to become femboys and twinks, that means the supply of feminine men becoming trans lesbians will increase. It's basic economics.
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"Can this wait?" your goblin boss says. "I'm in the middle of some important work."
[She just hit enter on a search request for 'bigg orc bobbs']
[She just hit enter on a search request for 'bigg orc bobbs']
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"Can this wait?" your goblin boss says. "I'm in the middle of some important work."
[She just hit enter on a search request for 'bigg orc bobbs']
[She just hit enter on a search request for 'bigg orc bobbs']
![At the Stripped club. Straight up "Jorking it". And by "it", haha, well. Let's justr [sic] say. My peanits [sic]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:npxscgphv32xb5lugu7wznub/bafkreibbkaajyizis33tp6oxjyiwlpy4luqx33jyurdnqvnlxxe7ssswfi@jpeg)
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Witch Hat Atelier has a really good bit addressing these kinds of characters actually:
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Witch Hat Atelier has a really good bit addressing these kinds of characters actually:
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Is coffee good for you?
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is coffee good for you?
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Well this is depressing and familiar >>
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Bringing attention to the often harmful practices of our mainstream media. Thankfully the days of vile hostility against gay people are now more or less over, but, reading today’s newspapers, there’s ...
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November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Well this is depressing and familiar >>
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I scored 90% on Have I Got Phobia For You. Test yourself here www.higpfy.co.uk
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Because Zionists will sell out diasporic Jews for political convenience.
Many antisemites support Israel (Christian Nationalists for Second Coming prophecy reasons and White Supremacists for Islamophobia apartheid reasons), so Zionists will either endorse them or refuse to criticize them.
Many antisemites support Israel (Christian Nationalists for Second Coming prophecy reasons and White Supremacists for Islamophobia apartheid reasons), so Zionists will either endorse them or refuse to criticize them.
I just am having a hard time understanding why we are doing this about Mamdani while the ‘Jews Will Not Replace Us’ Guys currently run every branch of government and have all the nukes
November 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Because Zionists will sell out diasporic Jews for political convenience.
Many antisemites support Israel (Christian Nationalists for Second Coming prophecy reasons and White Supremacists for Islamophobia apartheid reasons), so Zionists will either endorse them or refuse to criticize them.
Many antisemites support Israel (Christian Nationalists for Second Coming prophecy reasons and White Supremacists for Islamophobia apartheid reasons), so Zionists will either endorse them or refuse to criticize them.
I was feeling shit and grumpy all week and wasn't sure why, then I realized I forgot to do my E injection for the week and was micro dosing menopause
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I was feeling shit and grumpy all week and wasn't sure why, then I realized I forgot to do my E injection for the week and was micro dosing menopause
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36 year old trans girlfriend: "what if Tom Waits made a somg called 'Crap Your Hands'? Wouldn't that be fucking mental?"
20 year non-binary girlboything: "Can I call you 'mom' tonight? While you fuck me, will you call me 'son'?"
20 year non-binary girlboything: "Can I call you 'mom' tonight? While you fuck me, will you call me 'son'?"
October 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
36 year old trans girlfriend: "what if Tom Waits made a somg called 'Crap Your Hands'? Wouldn't that be fucking mental?"
20 year non-binary girlboything: "Can I call you 'mom' tonight? While you fuck me, will you call me 'son'?"
20 year non-binary girlboything: "Can I call you 'mom' tonight? While you fuck me, will you call me 'son'?"
You thought it was a sex toy shop selling different, huge monster cocks,
So when you bought a 16 inch knotted werewolf dick you were not expecting a witch at your door to "deliver" your package by making it sprout between your legs.
Now you have to heft it around, and its musk is making you horny.
So when you bought a 16 inch knotted werewolf dick you were not expecting a witch at your door to "deliver" your package by making it sprout between your legs.
Now you have to heft it around, and its musk is making you horny.
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You thought it was a sex toy shop selling different, huge monster cocks,
So when you bought a 16 inch knotted werewolf dick you were not expecting a witch at your door to "deliver" your package by making it sprout between your legs.
Now you have to heft it around, and its musk is making you horny.
So when you bought a 16 inch knotted werewolf dick you were not expecting a witch at your door to "deliver" your package by making it sprout between your legs.
Now you have to heft it around, and its musk is making you horny.
HR (Hobgoblin Resources) has deemed it inappropriate to call Humans "Hoomiez". Just because Humans are freakishly tall, have weird round ears, and are not green does not make it appropriate to call them names.
October 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
HR (Hobgoblin Resources) has deemed it inappropriate to call Humans "Hoomiez". Just because Humans are freakishly tall, have weird round ears, and are not green does not make it appropriate to call them names.
You say I'm "bed rotting until 2:17 PM", but really I'm bed fertilizing
My decomposing flesh is enriching the sheets with nutrients needed to grow a garden bed of onions and carrots
My decomposing flesh is enriching the sheets with nutrients needed to grow a garden bed of onions and carrots
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You say I'm "bed rotting until 2:17 PM", but really I'm bed fertilizing
My decomposing flesh is enriching the sheets with nutrients needed to grow a garden bed of onions and carrots
My decomposing flesh is enriching the sheets with nutrients needed to grow a garden bed of onions and carrots
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When you milk an enby you get nonbidairy.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When you milk an enby you get nonbidairy.
Girl who is a virgin*.
*She only fucks all the android girls that she does maintain on, but they're not organic so she doesn't think it counts.
*She only fucks all the android girls that she does maintain on, but they're not organic so she doesn't think it counts.
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Girl who is a virgin*.
*She only fucks all the android girls that she does maintain on, but they're not organic so she doesn't think it counts.
*She only fucks all the android girls that she does maintain on, but they're not organic so she doesn't think it counts.
![Screen shot of a tween by Samanthuel: "I do not understand gacha games. Anime girls are a fundamentally worthless resource. There are so many of them and they don't look different enough to care about the miniutae [sic]. You can see 800 trillion of them on Google. Anime girls should legally be considered a kind of grain"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:npxscgphv32xb5lugu7wznub/bafkreif35r23t27nwxtu7gihbqnavq6ievrkctzebihlj36lxjljjx7vfe@jpeg)
The witch thought turning her bratty gf into her cock would be a fun and humiliating way to shut her up, but now her new dick is so horny all the time it's getting hard to think.
The girlfriend in dick form floods her witch gf's head with images of stroking her all day until she gives in...
The girlfriend in dick form floods her witch gf's head with images of stroking her all day until she gives in...
October 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The witch thought turning her bratty gf into her cock would be a fun and humiliating way to shut her up, but now her new dick is so horny all the time it's getting hard to think.
The girlfriend in dick form floods her witch gf's head with images of stroking her all day until she gives in...
The girlfriend in dick form floods her witch gf's head with images of stroking her all day until she gives in...
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omg thank you for the response to this !! ❤️ i will go through replies later, also very much inspired by this post :
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
omg thank you for the response to this !! ❤️ i will go through replies later, also very much inspired by this post :