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Smiggy

Smiggy

@smiggynoir.bsky.social

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Hardboiled detective Smiggy Smiggerson. Loner. Lover. Chicken. Pecking up clues and solving mysteries.

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Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 1d

That's heart-breaking! that poor guy :'(

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 1d

I know! They're so sweet!

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 1d

I am officially blind

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 1d

Aw, no Smiggy

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 1d

Morning chicken antics

#ChickenSky #AvianArmy #chickens

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 2d

At least these people will be able to receive government handouts so they can eat while they look for new jo... oh.

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Äpplesche 💚 @aepplesche.bsky.social · 2d

😂🎓🎓

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What Fresh Hell and Sebastian @kellylink.bsky.social · 3d

in person this chicken is a dead ringer for Wolverine

A black chicken with iridescent black feathers. She is small, chunky, militant, and has fluffy mutton-chop sideburns

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 3d

just do what you need to x

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 3d

Pippin demands her own tent in the kitchen every day in which to lay her egg. Every day she is surprised that something falls out of her butt.

#AvianArmy #chickens #TeamPippin

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Joanne Hall @hierath77.bsky.social · 4d

For @kitvaria.bsky.social Waffle and a friend do eggs together

Waffle is a beautiful black and white zebra patterned chicken. She is sitting in a green cat basket. There is another orange chicken behind her

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 4d

Beautiful flowers for a beautiful lady - Happy birthday! xx

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 4d

Mmm sparkly pretty

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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 4d

Fb memories like “remember Ethel & that one last tail feather? 🤭”
Poor Ethel always had a hard molt. She’d go to bed a lil grumpy and wake up with most of her feathers out & she’d side-eye the shit out of me when I’d take her picture. 😅😂😅 I miss my beautiful queen. ❤️‍🩹🖤❤️‍🩹

A black Australorp hen named Ethel in front, with two golden comet hens behind her in the grassy yard. The black hen’s normally large, elaborate full luxurious tail feathers are all gone,… except one.

Bombastic Ethel side eye

Again, hens on the tire island, Blanche the golden in the middle, Ethel stands sassy with her one tail feather looking at me like “if you don’t put that camera away I swear to godddddd 😒😒😒”

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you, Oreo! You're a sweet girl x

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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 5d

Guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣 these girls are master pumpkin peckers. I am SO PROUD. 🐔🐔🐔🧡🖤🖤🎃

Side 1 of the pumpkin with its face masterfully carved sets in the yard; a golden comet hen & a black star hen regard their masterpiece on the right.

Gladys the black star hen stands behind her work looking proud

Blanche walks in front of the pumpkin’s other side after I spun it around for side 2 - giving you time to prepare

There’s no preparing for this. It’s somehow even funnier than the other side.

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Radioactive Ren @rentradewind.noodlebowl.org · 5d

Spent the day with my chickens 💙 #pets

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 5d

I have Gizzy hugs, I'm sure I'll be right as rain in no time. Thank you Xx

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 5d

I'm not well, but Gizmo gives great hugs. It's keeping my spirits up

#AvianArmy #chickens #TeamGizmo

A little cross beak cockerel sleeping on his human

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 6d

This little git will only lay her eggs in the kitchen.

#AvianArmy #chickens #TeamPippin

A little grey sablepoot chicken chilling on a hand

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 8d

She's so pretty

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ℬσnViναnт ғғѕ @jennyluwho.bsky.social · 9d

I told Gladiola that Boopie just bites her because she’s jealous of her fancy scarf 🤣🤣🤣

A black star hen looks at the camera while standing next to her enclosure in a patch of clover. Her feathers are mostly black but she has flecks of copper around her neck like a fancy scarf & also a dot of copper on her head like a fancy lady hat. Gladys is one classy gal.

Another view of sweet lovely Gladys

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 9d

Poor Bilbo. He wants to be in his own coop, but some interlopers have taken it over. In protest at having to bed down with the banties he's decided the feed shed is his new home.

#AvianArmy #chickens #TeamBilbo

A small, very surprised looking cockerel illuminated by a lamp. He's sitting on a metal feed bin.

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 10d

You could just stop eating burgers.

Smiggy @smiggynoir.bsky.social · 10d

Actually, yeah, sod the field trip and force them all to watch Dominion