Allison
@smallsquall.bsky.social
She/Her. Wife, Mom, Nerd, and Pleasure to Have in Class
Took advantage of @halfmoonjoe.com’s Rosetta Stone code as a gift!! When husband said he wanted to learn Japanese, I knew just what to do 🕵️♀️
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Took advantage of @halfmoonjoe.com’s Rosetta Stone code as a gift!! When husband said he wanted to learn Japanese, I knew just what to do 🕵️♀️
I stand in solidarity with toddler parents thrown off schedule today
I see you and send your coping beverage of choice
I see you and send your coping beverage of choice
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I stand in solidarity with toddler parents thrown off schedule today
I see you and send your coping beverage of choice
I see you and send your coping beverage of choice
Reposted by Allison
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Casseroles are prepped and husband is making a ham in the morning! This will be Sweet Pea’s second Thanksgiving but first time getting to nom all the good food.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Casseroles are prepped and husband is making a ham in the morning! This will be Sweet Pea’s second Thanksgiving but first time getting to nom all the good food.
I need $60 because reasons
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I need $60 because reasons
Who would play her?
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Who would play her?
LOOK at these mugs I just thrifted for my bestie girl!!!! $1 each!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
LOOK at these mugs I just thrifted for my bestie girl!!!! $1 each!!
P’s favorite genre of music is Latin jazz. She’s a cultured one year old.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
P’s favorite genre of music is Latin jazz. She’s a cultured one year old.
Turns out you don’t have to teach babies that toots are funny
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Turns out you don’t have to teach babies that toots are funny
Time to give my nervous system hell over a group of men playing footie thousands of miles away
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Time to give my nervous system hell over a group of men playing footie thousands of miles away
I am having the crispest Coke and also saw the Coke “para todos” commercial and almost cried
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I am having the crispest Coke and also saw the Coke “para todos” commercial and almost cried
Sweet Pea’s first zoo visit!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sweet Pea’s first zoo visit!!
I’ve probably said this before but a fun part of parenting is making up silly songs
*Get Your Poots Out to the tune of Shake Your Groove Thing*
*Get Your Poots Out to the tune of Shake Your Groove Thing*
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’ve probably said this before but a fun part of parenting is making up silly songs
*Get Your Poots Out to the tune of Shake Your Groove Thing*
*Get Your Poots Out to the tune of Shake Your Groove Thing*
It’s a Maisie Peters day 💕
“When you're out in your car, turn the radio on
Am I crawling out the speakers? Am I sitting on your chest?
Does my memory kill or is it letting you live?
We were all good, babe, so riddle me this
I'd rather be hated than forgotten”
“When you're out in your car, turn the radio on
Am I crawling out the speakers? Am I sitting on your chest?
Does my memory kill or is it letting you live?
We were all good, babe, so riddle me this
I'd rather be hated than forgotten”
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s a Maisie Peters day 💕
“When you're out in your car, turn the radio on
Am I crawling out the speakers? Am I sitting on your chest?
Does my memory kill or is it letting you live?
We were all good, babe, so riddle me this
I'd rather be hated than forgotten”
“When you're out in your car, turn the radio on
Am I crawling out the speakers? Am I sitting on your chest?
Does my memory kill or is it letting you live?
We were all good, babe, so riddle me this
I'd rather be hated than forgotten”
The 7.5 oz little Diet Coke cans are a top tier soda I will not be taking any questions at this time thank you
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The 7.5 oz little Diet Coke cans are a top tier soda I will not be taking any questions at this time thank you
Besties it’s my last day in marketing
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Besties it’s my last day in marketing
Second to last day at this company, cloudflare is down, company lunch at an upscale English pub, God is real and They love me
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Second to last day at this company, cloudflare is down, company lunch at an upscale English pub, God is real and They love me
Reposted by Allison
happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
Von Dutch playing in my head as I strut to the Publix menstrual products aisle
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Von Dutch playing in my head as I strut to the Publix menstrual products aisle
This tattooed man in a construction vest is in Chicken Salad Chick ordering himself lunch and that is masculinity, folks
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This tattooed man in a construction vest is in Chicken Salad Chick ordering himself lunch and that is masculinity, folks
I would literally rather eat my own shoe than use Microsoft Copilot STOP ASKING ME TO
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I would literally rather eat my own shoe than use Microsoft Copilot STOP ASKING ME TO
My current reads as a woman who contains multitudes
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My current reads as a woman who contains multitudes
Feeling like a diva in my $6 kiss press ons that I RESHAPED!
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Feeling like a diva in my $6 kiss press ons that I RESHAPED!
Post the last 4 games you’ve played!
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Post the last 4 games you’ve played!
Tiny coffee and only 5 more days in corporate hellscape!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Tiny coffee and only 5 more days in corporate hellscape!!!!