Allison
@smallsquall.bsky.social
She/Her. Wife, Mom, Nerd, and Pleasure to Have in Class
I need $60 because reasons
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I need $60 because reasons
Who would play her?
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Who would play her?
LOOK at these mugs I just thrifted for my bestie girl!!!! $1 each!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
LOOK at these mugs I just thrifted for my bestie girl!!!! $1 each!!
Time to give my nervous system hell over a group of men playing footie thousands of miles away
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Time to give my nervous system hell over a group of men playing footie thousands of miles away
Sweet Pea’s first zoo visit!!
November 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sweet Pea’s first zoo visit!!
Besties it’s my last day in marketing
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Besties it’s my last day in marketing
My current reads as a woman who contains multitudes
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My current reads as a woman who contains multitudes
Feeling like a diva in my $6 kiss press ons that I RESHAPED!
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Feeling like a diva in my $6 kiss press ons that I RESHAPED!
Post the last 4 games you’ve played!
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Post the last 4 games you’ve played!
Tiny coffee and only 5 more days in corporate hellscape!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Tiny coffee and only 5 more days in corporate hellscape!!!!
It do be pretty tho
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It do be pretty tho
It’s 28 degrees in ALABAMA
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s 28 degrees in ALABAMA
Call me crazy but I feel spiritually connected to the neighborhood loose rooster so imma feed him even though my husband says no
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Call me crazy but I feel spiritually connected to the neighborhood loose rooster so imma feed him even though my husband says no
Hey I love your zoo (sorry about your drivers)
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hey I love your zoo (sorry about your drivers)
Oldest selfie on your phone (2018) I had just gotten my first pair of Warby Parker glasses and you couldn’t tell me NOTHING
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone (2018) I had just gotten my first pair of Warby Parker glasses and you couldn’t tell me NOTHING
Ok chat how do I smuggle this out of the bbq restaurant
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ok chat how do I smuggle this out of the bbq restaurant
Dino Pea, Dino Pea!
October 31, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dino Pea, Dino Pea!
My model kitty boy. Heart of hearts.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My model kitty boy. Heart of hearts.
Am I…. Christmas card age now??
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Am I…. Christmas card age now??
Like good millennial parents, husband made sure Sweet Pea had the chance to choose her Pokémon. She selected Eevee.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Like good millennial parents, husband made sure Sweet Pea had the chance to choose her Pokémon. She selected Eevee.
Enjoy a 3 am photo of Happy cat looking angelic
October 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Enjoy a 3 am photo of Happy cat looking angelic
Please get me out of this fluorescent lighted corporate hellscape 😄
October 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Please get me out of this fluorescent lighted corporate hellscape 😄
It took me far too long to realize that this symbol on my Dunkin package is not a piercing gun
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It took me far too long to realize that this symbol on my Dunkin package is not a piercing gun
0-3 Month Onesie
I now understand
My mother’s far off look
When she said
“You wore the dickens out of that”
I now understand
My mother’s far off look
When she said
“You wore the dickens out of that”
October 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
0-3 Month Onesie
I now understand
My mother’s far off look
When she said
“You wore the dickens out of that”
I now understand
My mother’s far off look
When she said
“You wore the dickens out of that”