Smallplates
@smallplates.bsky.social
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It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?
Not a fan of Humpty Dumpty’s heading. predatory VC firm hell bent on exacerbating wealth inequality through bribery fueled deregulation. Loved him in Shrek though
Since Trump took office, virtually all CFPB investigations have ground to a halt, including three probes into Andreessen-backed companies, according to the records and the people familiar with the cases. www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Tech Billionaire Marc Andreessen Bet Big on Trump. It’s Paying Off for Silicon Valley.
The Trump administration’s gutting of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau has been good for venture capitalists like Andreessen, who previously accused the agency of “terrorizing” fintech startup...
www.propublica.org
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Not a fan of Humpty Dumpty’s heading. predatory VC firm hell bent on exacerbating wealth inequality through bribery fueled deregulation. Loved him in Shrek though
Lmao mainlining the copium over the L Zohran served up
New York City voters delivered a major victory to housing developers with the passage of three referendums that should ease city approval for new developments.
How New York Developers Won a Victory on Election Night
The passage of three referendums should ease city approval for new housing developments.
on.wsj.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Lmao mainlining the copium over the L Zohran served up
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Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”
Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Preparing for Ezra klein dems takeaway on yesterday to be wildly off. Theyre gonna say “for midterms, let’s have dick Cheney AI TikTok’s say corporations are ppl”
When Chuck Schumer says he’s been talking to Mamdani, this is what he means:
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When Chuck Schumer says he’s been talking to Mamdani, this is what he means:
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NYC, tomorrow you have the chance to show the world that the future we’re building in America is not one led by the corrupted, sex pest politicians of the past like Andrew Cuomo—but rather a future determined by us, one that represents all of us, a multi-racial democracy of, by, and for the people.
November 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
NYC, tomorrow you have the chance to show the world that the future we’re building in America is not one led by the corrupted, sex pest politicians of the past like Andrew Cuomo—but rather a future determined by us, one that represents all of us, a multi-racial democracy of, by, and for the people.
SecDef tries so hard, but his statements always read like call of duty mobile ads.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
SecDef tries so hard, but his statements always read like call of duty mobile ads.
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ICE and CBP are a danger to our communities. They violate our Constitutional rights and terrorize our neighborhoods.
Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.
Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.
At Least 3 People — Including 2 Citizens — Detained By Immigration Agents In Albany Park Friday
Agents alleged that at least one of the people detained on Lawrence Avenue had "assaulted a federal agent," according to video and neighbors.
blockclubchicago.org
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
ICE and CBP are a danger to our communities. They violate our Constitutional rights and terrorize our neighborhoods.
Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.
Our city is not a war zone. We must defund ICE. We demand accountability.
Cuomo the type of guy that thinks drake won the feud.
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Cuomo the type of guy that thinks drake won the feud.
she got more bracelets than Johnny Depp now. they def hooking up.
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
she got more bracelets than Johnny Depp now. they def hooking up.
remaining this guy nazi Liberace
Meanwhile on TruthSocial...
Trump publishes 20 photos of refurbished Lincoln bathroom at the White House
Trump publishes 20 photos of refurbished Lincoln bathroom at the White House
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remaining this guy nazi Liberace
interior design updates while 40 million Americans lose SNAP going into the holidays…bold move cotton, let’s see how it plays out.
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
interior design updates while 40 million Americans lose SNAP going into the holidays…bold move cotton, let’s see how it plays out.
maybe, instead of paying consultants to write a book report about why dems suck, dems could DO some events that benefit the community & voters won’t think they suck?
Happy Halloween!!
Come join my campaign Halloween bash in the back lot of 7016 N Clark Street!
We’ve got blood donation, bone marrow donor registration, candy, Chicago dogs, and ICE whistles! Come hang from 12-6!
Come join my campaign Halloween bash in the back lot of 7016 N Clark Street!
We’ve got blood donation, bone marrow donor registration, candy, Chicago dogs, and ICE whistles! Come hang from 12-6!
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
maybe, instead of paying consultants to write a book report about why dems suck, dems could DO some events that benefit the community & voters won’t think they suck?
Corp. Dems: “how do we fix our brand?”
Zohran: I got this.
Corp. Dems: “you’re ruining brand!”
(actively fail to sabotage popular candidates)
Corp Dems: Did we get rizz? Check the aura focus group!
Zohran: I got this.
Corp. Dems: “you’re ruining brand!”
(actively fail to sabotage popular candidates)
Corp Dems: Did we get rizz? Check the aura focus group!
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Corp. Dems: “how do we fix our brand?”
Zohran: I got this.
Corp. Dems: “you’re ruining brand!”
(actively fail to sabotage popular candidates)
Corp Dems: Did we get rizz? Check the aura focus group!
Zohran: I got this.
Corp. Dems: “you’re ruining brand!”
(actively fail to sabotage popular candidates)
Corp Dems: Did we get rizz? Check the aura focus group!
youtu.be/9py4aMK3aIU?...
My recommendation for Dems is communicate less like consultants, more like Dusty.
My recommendation for Dems is communicate less like consultants, more like Dusty.
Dusty Rhodes talks about "hard times": Mid-Atlantic Wrestling, Oct. 29, 1985
YouTube video by WWE
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
youtu.be/9py4aMK3aIU?...
My recommendation for Dems is communicate less like consultants, more like Dusty.
My recommendation for Dems is communicate less like consultants, more like Dusty.
Post gonna say “Mamdani uses socialist weather machine to flood New York bc Gates said climate totally fine.” Page 9: Sliwa gets his pachouli from a witch he saved in a house fire in 1979
In New York City, flash floods inundated the subway and sent cars floating down city streets. nyti.ms/3Li90ko
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Post gonna say “Mamdani uses socialist weather machine to flood New York bc Gates said climate totally fine.” Page 9: Sliwa gets his pachouli from a witch he saved in a house fire in 1979
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
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Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.
She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!
Sincerely,
Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!
Sincerely,
Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.
She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!
Sincerely,
Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!
Sincerely,
Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
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We the People want to more politicians who will stand up against Trump and his fascist goons, not bow to corporate power.
Folks like @katmabu.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & @abdulelsayed.bsky.social who are willing to stand up for our rights and fight for a future for all peope
Folks like @katmabu.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & @abdulelsayed.bsky.social who are willing to stand up for our rights and fight for a future for all peope
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We the People want to more politicians who will stand up against Trump and his fascist goons, not bow to corporate power.
Folks like @katmabu.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & @abdulelsayed.bsky.social who are willing to stand up for our rights and fight for a future for all peope
Folks like @katmabu.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & @abdulelsayed.bsky.social who are willing to stand up for our rights and fight for a future for all peope
Big announcement from DHS on indicting peaceful protesters
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Big announcement from DHS on indicting peaceful protesters
Ken Paxton would sue oxygen if it distracted from the humiliating details of his divorce.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is suing the maker of Tylenol.
The lawsuit comes as the Trump administration has promoted unproven claims linking Tylenol use to autism.
The lawsuit comes as the Trump administration has promoted unproven claims linking Tylenol use to autism.
Texas AG Ken Paxton sues Tylenol manufacturer amid Trump’s pressure campaign
The lawsuit comes as the Trump administration has promoted unproven claims linking Tylenol use to autism.
www.politico.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Ken Paxton would sue oxygen if it distracted from the humiliating details of his divorce.
Yes, they did. you getting lapped by Trisha Paytas’ Substack bc of ass kissing like this. Take the boot out of your mouth & start reporting something.
A viral clip of press secretary Karoline Leavitt describing the ballroom as Trump's "main priority" has been taken out of context.
Fact Check: Did White House Say Trump Ballroom Is ‘Main Priority’?
www.newsweek.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Yes, they did. you getting lapped by Trisha Paytas’ Substack bc of ass kissing like this. Take the boot out of your mouth & start reporting something.