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Chicago Handshake Episode 1:
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Chicago Handshake Episode 1:
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton & US Senate Candidate
#illinois #politics #50501 #indivisible
@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
@durbin.senate.gov what gives? You really gonna give em your milk money and hope they don’t ask again tomorrow?
When Chuck Schumer says he’s been talking to Mamdani, this is what he means:
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When Chuck Schumer says he’s been talking to Mamdani, this is what he means:
Big announcement from DHS on indicting peaceful protesters
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Big announcement from DHS on indicting peaceful protesters
Chicago No Kings. @50501movement.bsky.social great work.
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Chicago No Kings. @50501movement.bsky.social great work.
trolled ICE w/ a man in an Alligator suit bc they are disappearing our neighbors.
October 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
trolled ICE w/ a man in an Alligator suit bc they are disappearing our neighbors.
You’re not going to believe what Stephen Miller & the admin are doing during during the shutdown…
October 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You’re not going to believe what Stephen Miller & the admin are doing during during the shutdown…
ICE PROTESTS brought to you by:
September 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ICE PROTESTS brought to you by:
GRWM: ICE AGENT sitting on a pre IKEA tariff papa sahn cuck chair
September 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
GRWM: ICE AGENT sitting on a pre IKEA tariff papa sahn cuck chair
Get ahead of the game, for once Chuck, rn, youre the ass end of their jokes. Get off the Exer-cycle and into the fight.
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Get ahead of the game, for once Chuck, rn, youre the ass end of their jokes. Get off the Exer-cycle and into the fight.
wayyyy easier to in 2025 to pirate Andor than it was to download a Sum41 album on LimeWire in 2001.
September 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
wayyyy easier to in 2025 to pirate Andor than it was to download a Sum41 album on LimeWire in 2001.
Jimmy Kimmel really put Schumer over the “edge”, too bad he’s 6 months late:
September 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jimmy Kimmel really put Schumer over the “edge”, too bad he’s 6 months late:
Boozehound Tom Homan News Breakdown (& Roast)
September 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Boozehound Tom Homan News Breakdown (& Roast)
ICE say they’re “Patriots” bc they wear tac gear they bought on Prime Day w/ “1776” tees. Curtis isn’t on that cosplay bullshit. He’s defending the rights of others by exercising his. He’s a true Patriot. In Chicago, there’s a word for try hards, fugazis & bullies like ICE: jagoffs. ICE are jagoffs
September 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
ICE say they’re “Patriots” bc they wear tac gear they bought on Prime Day w/ “1776” tees. Curtis isn’t on that cosplay bullshit. He’s defending the rights of others by exercising his. He’s a true Patriot. In Chicago, there’s a word for try hards, fugazis & bullies like ICE: jagoffs. ICE are jagoffs
Went to Project 2025 HQ to turn myself in for hurting the regime’s feelings, Out of respect for Mike Eisner & the Jimmy Kimmel decision.
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Went to Project 2025 HQ to turn myself in for hurting the regime’s feelings, Out of respect for Mike Eisner & the Jimmy Kimmel decision.
Only JD can make IPhones this weird
September 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Only JD can make IPhones this weird
Epstein letter got Kim Jung orange crew crashing out
September 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Epstein letter got Kim Jung orange crew crashing out
Mark Zuckerberg taking huge Ls hopefully DOJ doesn’t get involved.
September 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Mark Zuckerberg taking huge Ls hopefully DOJ doesn’t get involved.
“Thank you for correcting my Dad politely. It’s the internet & he’s an idiot, so your reply could have been a lot meaner. Please enjoy this picture of me.”-Rags
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Thank you for correcting my Dad politely. It’s the internet & he’s an idiot, so your reply could have been a lot meaner. Please enjoy this picture of me.”-Rags
Follow me if you want more comedy & pics of our kittens thriving in the detritus that is 21st Century America
September 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Follow me if you want more comedy & pics of our kittens thriving in the detritus that is 21st Century America
Chuck Schumer embraces Mamdani? Bold Move.
September 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Chuck Schumer embraces Mamdani? Bold Move.
Things just got worse for Susan Collins
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Things just got worse for Susan Collins