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@slurpi13.bsky.social
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mostly writer, sometimes painter, always slut.
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mostly writer, sometimes painter, always slut.
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@slurpi13.bsky.social
· Sep 17
Early reviews are in on my latest fic!
“fuck you for making this so good”
“what the fuck did I just read??”
”I'm so fucking confused by how hot this was.”
Come see what all the fuss is about
Unholy Cow! Explicit, 2.5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/70903981
#goodomens #goodomensnsfw
“fuck you for making this so good”
“what the fuck did I just read??”
”I'm so fucking confused by how hot this was.”
Come see what all the fuss is about
Unholy Cow! Explicit, 2.5k words
archiveofourown.org/works/70903981
#goodomens #goodomensnsfw
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You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
December 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You don’t write like AI—AI writes like you. Defend the em dash.
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We need way more shame about using ChatGPT to do basic shit. Fucks sake.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We need way more shame about using ChatGPT to do basic shit. Fucks sake.
Omg! Just happened to scroll by this and my dumbass thought, “wait there’s another fic with the same name as mine? Oh fuck that is me” lmao. THANK YOU @projectlighthouse.bsky.social 💖💖💖
Hello everyone! Today's featured fic is 'Dreamcatching' by Slurpi13.
Go show it some love, and let us know your thoughts! ✨❤️
Go show it some love, and let us know your thoughts! ✨❤️
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Omg! Just happened to scroll by this and my dumbass thought, “wait there’s another fic with the same name as mine? Oh fuck that is me” lmao. THANK YOU @projectlighthouse.bsky.social 💖💖💖
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What girls really want for Christmas:
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What girls really want for Christmas:
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Real.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Real.
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December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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To satisfy an angel and a demon .... that's a lightning strike.
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
To satisfy an angel and a demon .... that's a lightning strike.
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Happy Good News in the Good Omens Fandom Day to all who celebrate!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
December 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Happy Good News in the Good Omens Fandom Day to all who celebrate!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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There's nightingales
a man in a tan suit and bow tie is talking about crowley
ALT: a man in a tan suit and bow tie is talking about crowley
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
There's nightingales
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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I’m pretty sure this goes for @mchshe.bsky.social also. People don’t call him feral for nothing 😇
#GoodOmens #RainbowTextPosts
#GoodOmens #RainbowTextPosts
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m pretty sure this goes for @mchshe.bsky.social also. People don’t call him feral for nothing 😇
#GoodOmens #RainbowTextPosts
#GoodOmens #RainbowTextPosts
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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I won a piece of art from TheOneVoice (on Tumblr) for the FTH 2025 charity auction. My idea was "when they were angels, HAPPY, floating in space in an embrace". The artist had the idea of Crowley crafting a new star while Aziraphale looks on. The finished work is absolutely stunning. So happy!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I won a piece of art from TheOneVoice (on Tumblr) for the FTH 2025 charity auction. My idea was "when they were angels, HAPPY, floating in space in an embrace". The artist had the idea of Crowley crafting a new star while Aziraphale looks on. The finished work is absolutely stunning. So happy!!!
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To be unhinged and pathetically intense about your fun little obsessions and yearnings is actually very freeing and good for you.
Source: my heart
Source: my heart
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
To be unhinged and pathetically intense about your fun little obsessions and yearnings is actually very freeing and good for you.
Source: my heart
Source: my heart
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Welcome to our ✨️GO SPOTLIGHT AUTHOR✨️ blog, where we celebrate all of our talented Good Omens fanfiction writers. Anyone who writes GO fanfiction, poetry, or other written word, can sign up to participate - all experience levels accepted!!! 💕
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Welcome to our ✨️GO SPOTLIGHT AUTHOR✨️ blog, where we celebrate all of our talented Good Omens fanfiction writers. Anyone who writes GO fanfiction, poetry, or other written word, can sign up to participate - all experience levels accepted!!! 💕
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Introducing our next Spotlight Author...
The sensational scullyphile!
Read scullyphile's intro here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Submit questions at this link (due by 30 Nov): forms.gle/wchrwrETXrfU...
@scullyphile.bsky.social
#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFandom #GOSpotlightAuthor
The sensational scullyphile!
Read scullyphile's intro here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Submit questions at this link (due by 30 Nov): forms.gle/wchrwrETXrfU...
@scullyphile.bsky.social
#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFandom #GOSpotlightAuthor
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Introducing our next Spotlight Author...
The sensational scullyphile!
Read scullyphile's intro here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Submit questions at this link (due by 30 Nov): forms.gle/wchrwrETXrfU...
@scullyphile.bsky.social
#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFandom #GOSpotlightAuthor
The sensational scullyphile!
Read scullyphile's intro here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Submit questions at this link (due by 30 Nov): forms.gle/wchrwrETXrfU...
@scullyphile.bsky.social
#GoodOmens #GoodOmensFandom #GOSpotlightAuthor
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I retrace my steps #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I retrace my steps #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanart
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November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Y’all, “full” price is only $50 & now there’s a discount? With Scrivener there’s
- no AI, no scraping for AI
- no subscription
- no forced upgrades
- download your copy to as many devices as you want
- templates for any kind of writing
- completely customizable
- no AI, no scraping for AI
- no subscription
- no forced upgrades
- download your copy to as many devices as you want
- templates for any kind of writing
- completely customizable
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November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM