Adam Papes
@slowsand.bsky.social
impersonal person impersonator + enby psychopath (thee / thy)
bio.site/slowsand
bio.site/slowsand
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Tapping the fuck out of this sign for all the transphobes and any other dipshit bigots:
October 17, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Tapping the fuck out of this sign for all the transphobes and any other dipshit bigots:
If mold were moss, I’d eat it.
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If mold were moss, I’d eat it.
The real taking Christ out of Christmas is everyone pronouncing it Chrismas.
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The real taking Christ out of Christmas is everyone pronouncing it Chrismas.
Sometimes I feel like a benevolent Jack Torrance, listening to a single song on repeat all day.
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sometimes I feel like a benevolent Jack Torrance, listening to a single song on repeat all day.
Boob Man or Butt Man? Which is your favorite superhero?
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Boob Man or Butt Man? Which is your favorite superhero?
Unpopular Opinion: Mark Wahlberg should have died on 9/11
December 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Unpopular Opinion: Mark Wahlberg should have died on 9/11
Allwords I think should be compound words should be compound words.
December 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Allwords I think should be compound words should be compound words.
But what about whataboutism?
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
But what about whataboutism?
Skybridges are strange. “What if our businesses kissed?”
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Skybridges are strange. “What if our businesses kissed?”
Each time you guess wrong my pronouns, you owe me one dollar, but if you also call me sir, you only owe a dime.
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Each time you guess wrong my pronouns, you owe me one dollar, but if you also call me sir, you only owe a dime.
If someone’s racist out loud, imagine what stays in their head.
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If someone’s racist out loud, imagine what stays in their head.
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On top of all the other reasons Spotify is bad, the thing that tells you what age you are is stupid because literally everyone listens to music that was made in the past because that’s all that exists.
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
On top of all the other reasons Spotify is bad, the thing that tells you what age you are is stupid because literally everyone listens to music that was made in the past because that’s all that exists.
What’s a normal amount of diarrhea to have before entering a public pool?
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What’s a normal amount of diarrhea to have before entering a public pool?
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Idc, put it in the louvre
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Idc, put it in the louvre
I wish every glass of water or mug of coffee wasn’t a Chekhov gun waiting to get spilled, but here we are, wet & sticky where we shouldn’t be.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I wish every glass of water or mug of coffee wasn’t a Chekhov gun waiting to get spilled, but here we are, wet & sticky where we shouldn’t be.
My favorite scifi easy-read is prolly The Collected Captions of Stranger Things 1–5.
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My favorite scifi easy-read is prolly The Collected Captions of Stranger Things 1–5.
Who ruined Tesla more: Edison or Musk?
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who ruined Tesla more: Edison or Musk?
If Nathan Fielder & Tim Robinson meet, a comedy supernova would occur as two giant stars collide.
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If Nathan Fielder & Tim Robinson meet, a comedy supernova would occur as two giant stars collide.
Referring to jerky as “Meat Twizzlers” from now on
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Referring to jerky as “Meat Twizzlers” from now on
Like landlords, I wish I could cover all my sins with white paint.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Like landlords, I wish I could cover all my sins with white paint.
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Two roads neurodiverge in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And sorry I could not travel both
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Two roads neurodiverge in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And sorry I could not travel both
First two rules of motors: crank the shaft, grease the balls bearing
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
First two rules of motors: crank the shaft, grease the balls bearing
I’d love to die in Vegas, or die trying!
November 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’d love to die in Vegas, or die trying!
Can my second opinion doc get in a conference call with the first until we reach consensus? Solve a figurative game of telephone with a literal telephone?
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Can my second opinion doc get in a conference call with the first until we reach consensus? Solve a figurative game of telephone with a literal telephone?