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Richard
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I can finally use BlueSky, thanks to @openvibe.social
Weird phone call from the garage we bought our car from 'recently'. They want it back and are willing to pay over the odds for it.

All because their "EOY portfolio is low on diversity" and totally not because we'd be coming to the end of a 3 year lease about now if we hadn't paid cash for it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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toasters need to be listed with specs about what size of bread you can fit in them. Big Kitchen does not want us to know or else it'll expose the conspiracy theory between bakeries and white goods makers to never match their dimensions
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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As an aside, what with the military tunnels of five centuries, the religious catacombs and vaults, the civilian shelters and cellars, it's hard to believe there's any rock left underneath Valetta. It's the world's first city built on a Menger Sponge...
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I feel the need to alert anyone who loves #f1 and also knits / crochets or knows a knitter, that Truly Hooked has made an F1 collection of yarn with a colour for each team, and 4 special colours. Even as a Ferrari fan I think they Mercedes one is spectacularly on brand 🧶
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Operation Mincemeat is a go.
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bearmans Q2 lap was good enough for 3rd on the grid.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hehehehehe
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oh no, I'm stuck
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Forgetting to walk the dog and needing to tell her it's too late to do now.
a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm so sorry i failed you
GIF from Tenor
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November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The initial news: The time bomb wisdom teeth are now gone

The good news: It doesn't hurt much and I like soup

The bad news: There is so few calories in soup! I'd be eating 3l a day on a crash diet.
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oh no!

My student credit card is being converted to a regular one.

Thanks for noticing bank. I only told you 10 years ago.
October 31, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Oscar Piasco.
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What the Ferrari!
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Given the food posts I think @sashette.bsky.social would appreciate a sauce udder.
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
He probably should have tried that move earlier.
October 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Well I think we know how Antonelli went round.
October 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The dog ran away from me scared today 😭

She is banned from stairs at the moment because she's got a snapped tendon to look after.

She won't sleep downstairs at night without prodigious crying and howling.

So she gets carried up and carried down.
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Oh this is hilarious.
October 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's a shame it's still hard AF to overtake here, 40 laps line astern isn't the most interesting thing to watch.

People were overtaking, but that was clearly not as interesting as watching Norris not overtake Verstappen. Otherwise they would have shown it right.
October 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm now up to sad Oscar 😢
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Tetchy Oscar
October 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ooops, got the start wrong by an hour!
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Everything is fine!

They think I'm great 😮‍💨
End of probation meeting on Monday 😬

They seem to like me.

They've not mentioned any issues.

Everything is fine.

Everything will be fine.

Fine!
September 30, 2025 at 8:58 AM
We get the best travel gifts sometimes
September 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
End of probation meeting on Monday 😬

They seem to like me.

They've not mentioned any issues.

Everything is fine.

Everything will be fine.

Fine!
September 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM