skinslip
@skinslip.bsky.social
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40s. She/Her. Writer person. Your favorite account's favorite account. Eternally goofy. Chronic Pain Pillow Princess. Film obsessive and horny about it. Wrestling nerd. It's all lies, I'm way worse than they said I was.
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I didn't expect The Substance (2024) to beat up David Cronenberg in a dark alley. Damn that was some crazy good body horror effects.
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THERE IS INSTANT RAMEN IN THE FINAL FANTASY SET AND NOT ONE OF THOSE FUCKS COMPLAINED
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Everyone complaining about the damned Bagel from MTG Spider-Man like it's some crazy item to have in the game

AND YET here is Three Bowls of *fucking* Porridge from an Universes Within set (Wilds of Eldraine).

It's literally just complaining to complain, with no self reflection or memory
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My roommate is still looking for work. And I am permanently disabled. Please help us.
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Same! Critters and Ghoulies also would rule
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The Acclaimed have become two halves of Tommy Tallarico and his 12, 47, or 7 Guinness World Records/
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to be fair the card has 1 printing with the incorrect creature type
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I'll have you know I'm the reason Ravenous Baboons now has the correct tag of "monkey" instead of "ape" (they used to lump apes and monkeys together as apes for simplicity but 9 years ago they split them). Yeah the tag has been wrong since the jump. BUT NO MORE, DEAR MONKEY FRIENDS
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*brags about something unimpressive*
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Lovisa Coldeyes' Pitiful Pillaging Horde.dec but it's just a pile of random red creatures and some equipment I had lying around
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I have this silly fascination for 3/1 creatures for 3 mana but this guy has something that I cannot explain. It's the art, the abilities, I dunno.

It's not good but I love him anyway. One of my favorite Johann Bodin pieces
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Sometimes I am a nasty, no goody

Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth + Kormus Bell + Goblin Sharpshooter
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My roommate is still looking for work. And I am permanently disabled. Please help us.
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I think what's impressive about TRON is that, visually, it's still so much more interesting than any of it's sequels. It's crazy that they tried update this digital world by making it as 'realistically rendered' as possible. It's a complete misunderstanding of the original's charm.
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"I don't know how to keep going"

Easy. There are beautiful people who will laugh at your stupid jokes, but you have to keep going to find them.
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she's got short hair and bad intentions
I'm all ears and with aroused apprehension
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I need to collect my thoughts in the Enchanted Tiki Room
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heads up there is an organized smear campaign against my person. It's all lies, don't believe them catty bitches. I am way worse than them bastards said I was.
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speaking of which, hey I could really use some help remaining housed: bsky.app/profile/skin...
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speaking of which, hey I could really use some help remaining housed: bsky.app/profile/skin...
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But no joke this TMNT set is something I will acquire eventually. You know when I can stop living month by month via the kindness of strangers. I mean no point in getting shiny MTG cards if I end up unhoused.
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I expanded to buying Commander decks when they released once a year.

But now the packs are so expensive or hard to find and the fun of gambling on random chance has long lost its luster when packs regularly go for more than $5 and commander product is so frequent that I switched to singles only.