Puppius Caledonius
@skanedog.bsky.social
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Glitter and Rock n' roll 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Gaymer, comic book nerd, and general geekery fan, voracious reader. Talk to me about JRPGs, Magic, Netrunner, Gothic/Cosmic Horror, and hot guys 😁 DMs open.
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skanedog.bsky.social
You think you're an important and valued employee and then you get booked onto a RYANAIR flight.
skanedog.bsky.social
The very point of protest is to be obstructive. It's literally impossible to be anything else.
skanedog.bsky.social
Scotland, it's not hot ever but it is bright.
skanedog.bsky.social
Mine has never been outdoors, it's coming up on 6 years old now and has lived indoors all its life. It flowers all year round. People keep telling me it can't exist but it seems very happy! It's 5 foot tall now.
skanedog.bsky.social
I have quite a few plants but this is my other baby. I am growing a full-ass tree in my bedroom.
skanedog.bsky.social
It's the way that overnight (literally) it wraps around stuff. There's no moving that lamp now and it once ate a candlestick.
skanedog.bsky.social
Love that trailing vine. I've had one of those growing for years in my flat now, boy is a MONSTER.
skanedog.bsky.social
I'll let you know how I'm getting on with it :)
skanedog.bsky.social
Exceptionally shot, incredible costumes, wonderful acting, and so deeply, deeply horny.
skanedog.bsky.social
I am finally getting round to watching Interview with a Vampire (TV show) and it is marvellous.
skanedog.bsky.social
Rookie mistake.

I should have checked I had more wine *before* I had the existential crisis.
skanedog.bsky.social
Every single word of this was written with the intent of taking the world further down the road to darkness.
abeba.bsky.social
i don't have the words to emphasise how seriously bad things are gonna get
skanedog.bsky.social
Life continues to be absolutely wild. Such fun.
skanedog.bsky.social
Imagine publically posting that no one on the whole internet wants to shag you.
cjayanetti.bsky.social
everyone on here is old and none of the selfies are thirst traps so people are having to find thinly-veiled workarounds
skanedog.bsky.social
After 6 months of trying Waffles finally figured out how to open the storage space in the headboard and I guess this is my alarm now.
skanedog.bsky.social
I'm old enough to remember the Great Drama when they ran out of numbers and BT added a 6 to the start of everyone in the areas phone number.
skanedog.bsky.social
I have just seen an article - in the actual Guardian - refers to conkers as "nature's Labubu" and maybe print journalism should die after all.
skanedog.bsky.social
Hahahahahha no.

They are absolute machines and they will fuck up you and anyone in a 100 mile radius in a heartbeat.
skanedog.bsky.social
What if I sent you this close up shower shot of my boy pussy?

His sister is camera shy.
skanedog.bsky.social
Thank you!

It's been a tense few months, we've both been through the ringer and he's given up so much to make this work.

Wishing you some of the happiness in your life that I'm feeling in mine right now x.
skanedog.bsky.social
"As per the Handbook..."
detritus.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

The SES are there.
sonofraucous.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"I’ve had an idea”