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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine what starting position you'd have to be in to land on the couch like this

Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 6d

I don't remember which RoN episode it was,but just for all the pendants among us, satiety can be pronounced with a SH sound or a T sound.

Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 8d

Grand vizier chat (secret)

Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 8d

I think beetle would stumble unwittingly into the front lines of a protest, and Snorkel would see another authority laying hands on him and absolutely lose his shit. He will do 5 years for assaulting the ICE officer for trying to hurt his personal punching bag.

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 10d

Top level brain rot.

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 10d

Being a young dumb teen in the 90s was all about watching Friends and Seinfeld and saying "Yes, these neurotic monsters are how I will understand relationships. It is about making equations and tests."

Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 13d

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 19d

obviously i'm intimiately familiar with this bop but apparently i've never seen the cover before and i swear to god the title in this crazy ass font really looked like it said "grimace how" at first

WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 20d

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 13d

Sparks and Kimya Dawson

Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 14d

Portage

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 14d

This is very exciting.

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 15d

I spent a few weeks there and really liked it, but boy it is cycling hostile in a lot of areas. And the lack of streetlights threw me off. You can go to the party house from Revenge of the Nerds though, so there's that!

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 16d

Are you gonna get really good at butterfly knives next?

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 16d

I'm aware of it only because it was a recent obsession of the hosts on an Australian podcast I listen to. I don't think it ever made it to Canada, at least not when I was a kid.

Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 16d

I got 7, buy I'm not British so all this Bagpuss and Archers business is out of my sphere.

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 18d

I had an aged cat who had some bladder issues, and I installed a Y split in the washing machine line. Saved me a lot of time and hassle.

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Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 21d

Cheaper to just close one lane for a year until people adjust to it, then reopen the lane. It will have the same effect on driving times, and we can reallocate that money somewhere actually useful!