simplythewurst
@simplythewurst.bsky.social
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My name is Spike the Living Trophy. Its head and feet are mounted to a trophy board where it is locked until April 13th. Taken by @scootz.bsky.social and @poroguy.bsky.social 🔞 fa: simplythewurst discord: dr.socks
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Just something really recent.
Im all for pawpads, especially for Mew ones as it seems~

🎨 @/zriartz.bsky.social
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On a night that could be any other night, I just wanna talk short stroll. But these smells... these... pheromones.... they are... intoxicating..

Rat Lava, Lava Rat? Rava?

Anyway, Being a Rat in october was not a part of my schedule 🫠
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Got this little badge/display after seeing friends with it at the con. Surprisingly nice quality and definitely going to try to hack it.
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Yooo, thank you @cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social for this werewolf themed doormat!! Its not that intimidating, and it makes a weird sound when I step on it. But a free doormat is a free doormat..
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Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”
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People seemed to enjoy my last nickit post, so have the other one! I'm sure you can already assume someone couldn't help themselves and stepped inside. I doubt they'll be getting out anytime soon
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Whats the point, ChatGPT two lines in going to be like

That’s quite the transformation idea but could be dangerous especially if “permanent” and the decision was made while “needing to cum so bad i’m drooling”
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A work in progress but I've figured out how to make Mario 64 models :3
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The average thought process for me XD
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The wizard said it would make the person who drank it crush on you. Didn't mention the side effect of growth!?
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Can you guys believe what @lengban.bsky.social said?

Too heavy? How ruuuuude!

I'm sure a good amount of time being squished flat will change his tune~

🎨 @keromasou.bsky.social
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