Jennifer
@simplyjennifer.bsky.social
Bookworm Whovian Photographer Origami-folding nerd. Ovarian cancer survivor.
https://linktr.ee/simplyjennifer
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"We can't allow fact checkers into the country" is late-stage USSR shit, real end-of-empire stuff
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"We can't allow fact checkers into the country" is late-stage USSR shit, real end-of-empire stuff
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But NOBODY could crack up Harvey Korman like Tim Conway.
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
But NOBODY could crack up Harvey Korman like Tim Conway.
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OMG
'intellectual growth' my ass
'real knowledge'! 🤦♀️
'intellectual growth' my ass
'real knowledge'! 🤦♀️
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
OMG
'intellectual growth' my ass
'real knowledge'! 🤦♀️
'intellectual growth' my ass
'real knowledge'! 🤦♀️
Oh my GOODNESS! There’s so little good news these days!
(Yes, there’s still plenty of evil shit in the bill. But a victory is a victory!
(Yes, there’s still plenty of evil shit in the bill. But a victory is a victory!
December 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh my GOODNESS! There’s so little good news these days!
(Yes, there’s still plenty of evil shit in the bill. But a victory is a victory!
(Yes, there’s still plenty of evil shit in the bill. But a victory is a victory!
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
When I was a baby, my dad and my aunt used to stand on opposite sides of my grandparents’ kitchen and play catch with me. 🤪
They swore they never dropped me. 😬
They swore they never dropped me. 😬
No, I don't want to hold your baby but I'll catch it like a football
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When I was a baby, my dad and my aunt used to stand on opposite sides of my grandparents’ kitchen and play catch with me. 🤪
They swore they never dropped me. 😬
They swore they never dropped me. 😬
Post-chemo hair growth hurts. When will my scalp stop ITCHING? 🤕
December 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Post-chemo hair growth hurts. When will my scalp stop ITCHING? 🤕
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It is not enough that yearly, down this hill,
April
Comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.
Spring, Edna St. Vincent Millay
April
Comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.
Spring, Edna St. Vincent Millay
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
It is not enough that yearly, down this hill,
April
Comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.
Spring, Edna St. Vincent Millay
April
Comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.
Spring, Edna St. Vincent Millay
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We are all more than a little bit exhausted of dealing with the Hashtag Resistance BlueAnon "how dare you have fun, there are people starving right outside your window!!" lectures. If 100% of your posts are politics, you match the pattern, and your comment sounds like it too, you will get blocked.
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
We are all more than a little bit exhausted of dealing with the Hashtag Resistance BlueAnon "how dare you have fun, there are people starving right outside your window!!" lectures. If 100% of your posts are politics, you match the pattern, and your comment sounds like it too, you will get blocked.
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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My wife having a Kenny Rogers (she has history) song set in Toledo is evidence of my corruption of her psyche.
My brain, the second my eyes opened this morning:
YOU PICKED A FINE TIME TO LEAVE ME LUCILLE
WITH FOUR HUNGRY CHILDREN AND A CROP IN THE FIELD
YOU PICKED A FINE TIME TO LEAVE ME LUCILLE
WITH FOUR HUNGRY CHILDREN AND A CROP IN THE FIELD
a raccoon playing a red toy piano with the word viralhog on the bottom right
Alt: a raccoon playing a red toy piano
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My wife having a Kenny Rogers (she has history) song set in Toledo is evidence of my corruption of her psyche.
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BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
A raccoon was found passed out in the bathroom of the Virginia ABC Store in Ashland after breaking in and ransacking shelves, according to Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter.
Raccoon found passed out in bathroom of Virginia ABC Store after breaking in, ransacking shelves
A raccoon was found passed out in the bathroom of the Virginia ABC Store in Ashland after breaking in and ransacking shelves, according to Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter.
www.wtvr.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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One of the biggest impacts I’ve seen from the unproven idea that people are wrongfully using disability accommodations is that people stop trusting people with disabilities and in fact further restrict, remove, and demonize accommodations for people with disabilities in general
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
One of the biggest impacts I’ve seen from the unproven idea that people are wrongfully using disability accommodations is that people stop trusting people with disabilities and in fact further restrict, remove, and demonize accommodations for people with disabilities in general
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Loooook.
All right, tonight's inventory selections.
Today's feature is a masterwork, a necklace built around an extraordinary Sksytone with fabulous beads [shown below].
We have three other necklaces set solely with turquoise on turquoise strands.
Today's feature is a masterwork, a necklace built around an extraordinary Sksytone with fabulous beads [shown below].
We have three other necklaces set solely with turquoise on turquoise strands.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Loooook.
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
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My roomba got so frustrated by our sunken living room that it threw itself down the stair, and unfortunately, I find that incredibly relatable
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My roomba got so frustrated by our sunken living room that it threw itself down the stair, and unfortunately, I find that incredibly relatable
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Tell them we're in a war with diabetes. That'll make them fund it. Anything for a war!
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Tell them we're in a war with diabetes. That'll make them fund it. Anything for a war!
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NC friends!
🚨 HEIDI NEEDS A HOME 🚨
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
Heidi is a 9-year-old Maltese in the mountains of western NC who is URGENTLY in need of a loving home.
She loves nothing more than laying in the sun in her own little world chewing on toys, or getting cuddles and scritches.
Please share so we can find Heidi a home.
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
NC friends!
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Family holidays, amirite.
"One camper reported seeing the pig guzzling the beer before getting involved in an altercation with a cow."
Drunk and boarish: swigging pig hogs 18 beers at campsite
Campers told to lock up food and drink after feral pig goes on bender in Western Australia and ends up in altercation with cow
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Family holidays, amirite.