Cormac McWitcher
@sillydingdong.bsky.social
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Will in all likelihood be visiting the store later
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Will in all likelihood be visiting the store later
Please Seattle Mariners… please win tonight…
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Please Seattle Mariners… please win tonight…
Last month when I was in Moline IL I mustard up my courage to go finally confront Beach Tweets once and for all, I crossed the River into Bettendorf but got sidetracked by a pizza ranch. Then with a belly full of pepperoni, I got to thinking about it and got to scared and gave up, I turned
September 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Last month when I was in Moline IL I mustard up my courage to go finally confront Beach Tweets once and for all, I crossed the River into Bettendorf but got sidetracked by a pizza ranch. Then with a belly full of pepperoni, I got to thinking about it and got to scared and gave up, I turned
Dont milk over milked… No… Don’t… milk over cried….? Don’t scry over pilled… That can’t be it… Don’t milk over… milked…? Christ….
September 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Dont milk over milked… No… Don’t… milk over cried….? Don’t scry over pilled… That can’t be it… Don’t milk over… milked…? Christ….
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Roommate noir:
Looks like he made a lot of food.... I guess he's pretty hungry.
Looks like he made a lot of food.... I guess he's pretty hungry.
August 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Roommate noir:
Looks like he made a lot of food.... I guess he's pretty hungry.
Looks like he made a lot of food.... I guess he's pretty hungry.
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@beachtweets.bsky.social did you see the clip of Seyfried on Fallon?
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@beachtweets.bsky.social did you see the clip of Seyfried on Fallon?
Blah blah blah blah… is that what you want me to say??? Blah blah blah???? BLAH BLAH!!!
February 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Blah blah blah blah… is that what you want me to say??? Blah blah blah???? BLAH BLAH!!!
White receiver named Ladd McHonky is a little on the nose for me
January 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
White receiver named Ladd McHonky is a little on the nose for me
Don’t spill over cried… no…. Don’t spill over spilled…. What is it? Don’t… spill? Don’t spill over…… don’t spill over… don’t spill over spilled…?
January 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Don’t spill over cried… no…. Don’t spill over spilled…. What is it? Don’t… spill? Don’t spill over…… don’t spill over… don’t spill over spilled…?
I am officially creating a tiktok replacement, it can be found on my Venmo feed, please feel free to post anything you like there!
January 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I am officially creating a tiktok replacement, it can be found on my Venmo feed, please feel free to post anything you like there!
Hey beach tweets @beachtweets.bsky.social did you. See this? x.com/witchergame/...
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December 13, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Hey beach tweets @beachtweets.bsky.social did you. See this? x.com/witchergame/...
The big debate ripping through the house right now is whether or not mom has made A Thousand christmas cookies yet
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
The big debate ripping through the house right now is whether or not mom has made A Thousand christmas cookies yet
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People who jump the gun on Christmas ephemera lack the mental discipline required to navigate an increasingly cruel world…
November 18, 2024 at 10:45 PM
People who jump the gun on Christmas ephemera lack the mental discipline required to navigate an increasingly cruel world…
The Crapping of The Ass
May 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
The Crapping of The Ass
poping out a huge crap
May 29, 2024 at 6:41 PM
poping out a huge crap
Whatsup fuckas lol
July 29, 2023 at 6:37 AM
Whatsup fuckas lol
Attention movie lovers
July 3, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Attention movie lovers