Taylor Jessen
@sidfudd.bsky.social
Archivist for Firesign Theatre, Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre, and Negativland. Considered irresistible by some men. "Great Syntax" - Mr. Ward, 8th grade English 🌈
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Séamas O'Reilly Says You're "Insane" If You Don't Use O'ReillyCorp Dick Traps, Vomit Cubes And Arse Grenades To Do Literally Everything.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Séamas O'Reilly Says You're "Insane" If You Don't Use O'ReillyCorp Dick Traps, Vomit Cubes And Arse Grenades To Do Literally Everything.
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Cartoon: "I found the brains of Santa Claus" by Jason and the Strap-tones
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cartoon: "I found the brains of Santa Claus" by Jason and the Strap-tones
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"Enlisted personnel obey lawful orders; officers ensure the orders that reach them are lawful. The real constitutional failsafe...is the officer corps, obligated to the Constitution alone."
@markhertling.bsky.social on the military and illegal orders: www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
@markhertling.bsky.social on the military and illegal orders: www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Enlisted personnel obey lawful orders; officers ensure the orders that reach them are lawful. The real constitutional failsafe...is the officer corps, obligated to the Constitution alone."
@markhertling.bsky.social on the military and illegal orders: www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
@markhertling.bsky.social on the military and illegal orders: www.thebulwark.com/p/what-ameri...
From eBay: Falls Brand Quality Meats of Twin Falls, Idaho bringing all the right wrong. I mean SO MUCH wrong. It's so right!
#GettingTheBusiness
#Pigs #Milk #Cannibalism
#GettingTheBusiness
#Pigs #Milk #Cannibalism
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
From eBay: Falls Brand Quality Meats of Twin Falls, Idaho bringing all the right wrong. I mean SO MUCH wrong. It's so right!
#GettingTheBusiness
#Pigs #Milk #Cannibalism
#GettingTheBusiness
#Pigs #Milk #Cannibalism
Why no, YouTube Shorts, your AI-enhanced / completely deepfaked animal rescue videos have no effect on me, an adult male with a deep-seated dependence on cute animal interactions who is sad because the neighborhood cat doesn't come around anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why no, YouTube Shorts, your AI-enhanced / completely deepfaked animal rescue videos have no effect on me, an adult male with a deep-seated dependence on cute animal interactions who is sad because the neighborhood cat doesn't come around anymore.
How well I recall my favorite song "Da da da da da da da da da da da 80s"
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
How well I recall my favorite song "Da da da da da da da da da da da 80s"
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Get yourself gifts that keep on giving dirty looks.
drawmark.threadless.com
drawmark.threadless.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Get yourself gifts that keep on giving dirty looks.
drawmark.threadless.com
drawmark.threadless.com
Alphabetization is a Pynchonian conspiracy by which properly shelving a #JoeDante film and a #PaulThomasAnderson film shot 27 years apart will bring 1987 and 2014 #MartinShort so close together they can clink beers
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Alphabetization is a Pynchonian conspiracy by which properly shelving a #JoeDante film and a #PaulThomasAnderson film shot 27 years apart will bring 1987 and 2014 #MartinShort so close together they can clink beers
We might have just seen the first hints of dark matter
we might have just seen the first hints of dark matter
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We might have just seen the first hints of dark matter
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this holiday season, i hope you’ll think of the places that really need your support–amazon, disney, and the big-box retailers out by the highway
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
this holiday season, i hope you’ll think of the places that really need your support–amazon, disney, and the big-box retailers out by the highway
"Everything that you think, you can come up with a reason to think the opposite. And how do you prevent that? We used to prevent it by being in constant danger, and that really keeps you from those intrusive thoughts."
wfmu.org/playlists/sh...
wfmu.org/playlists/sh...
Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White Book of You: Miracle Nutrition with Hearty White
Audio & playlist from November 13, 2025
wfmu.org
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Everything that you think, you can come up with a reason to think the opposite. And how do you prevent that? We used to prevent it by being in constant danger, and that really keeps you from those intrusive thoughts."
wfmu.org/playlists/sh...
wfmu.org/playlists/sh...
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
My kismet is acme.
My kismet is acme.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
My kismet is acme.
My kismet is acme.
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what public domain does to an old dog
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
what public domain does to an old dog
@davidmalki.com Field report, from Mastodon
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@davidmalki.com Field report, from Mastodon
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We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown
Nothing gives you that calm, easy feeling like the view of a plane heading into a beautiful sunset, which you are able to see because you are falling past that plane to your death
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Nothing gives you that calm, easy feeling like the view of a plane heading into a beautiful sunset, which you are able to see because you are falling past that plane to your death
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For the latest issue of the Fence, we sent @garyiship.bsky.social to the border of Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire, to check in on Porn Star University, the UK's premier academy for Gay-For-Pay adult performers.
www.the-fence.com/summa-cum-la...
www.the-fence.com/summa-cum-la...
Summa Cum Laude
‘It’s not sex,’ Andy Lee declares of what he does to earn a living. He’s showing me a pair of worker boots that he sometimes demands a submissive scene partner to sniff, assuring me they’re not just…
www.the-fence.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
For the latest issue of the Fence, we sent @garyiship.bsky.social to the border of Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire, to check in on Porn Star University, the UK's premier academy for Gay-For-Pay adult performers.
www.the-fence.com/summa-cum-la...
www.the-fence.com/summa-cum-la...
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IDAHO: “Members of the Idaho Agriculture sector say migrant workers are critical to Idaho's economy, and immigration reform is needed to stay in operation.” www.ksl.com/article/5140...
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
IDAHO: “Members of the Idaho Agriculture sector say migrant workers are critical to Idaho's economy, and immigration reform is needed to stay in operation.” www.ksl.com/article/5140...
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Thanks, @bartona104.bsky.social for inviting me onto her great Continuous Wave newsletter. This week's installment features an excerpt from the radio/How Can You Be in Two Places at Once chapter of Firesign (with color photos). @firesigntheatre.bsky.social @ucpress.bsky.social
Find out how @firesigntheatre.bsky.social are the missing link between radio's creative past and present, thanks to this fantastic guest post by @jbraddock.bsky.social continuous-wave.beehiiv.com/p/stoners-ke...
Stoners Kept the Flame
A guest post from Jeremy Braddock on Firesign Theatre, the countercultural comedians who romped through the old "mecca" of Golden Age radio drama, paying tribute while also mocking the past.
continuous-wave.beehiiv.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Thanks, @bartona104.bsky.social for inviting me onto her great Continuous Wave newsletter. This week's installment features an excerpt from the radio/How Can You Be in Two Places at Once chapter of Firesign (with color photos). @firesigntheatre.bsky.social @ucpress.bsky.social
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November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I confess: I did it. I went down to his beltway sex den, strapped the electrodes to his nards and promised they’d come off once I got at least 1300 suitably embarrassing words
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I confess: I did it. I went down to his beltway sex den, strapped the electrodes to his nards and promised they’d come off once I got at least 1300 suitably embarrassing words
"Woman and Toaster" by Andrew Ramer (from Little Pictures, Available Press, New York, 1987)
#FinishingEverythingYouStart
#FinishingEverythingYouStart
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Woman and Toaster" by Andrew Ramer (from Little Pictures, Available Press, New York, 1987)
#FinishingEverythingYouStart
#FinishingEverythingYouStart