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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 5h

There was a sentence in the editorial "Supporters of free markets have failed to articulately make their case in New York" and it's just one of those "okay that's technically a sentence but... you're a newspaper. And you have editors that should tear their hair out seeing that written."

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 5h

Like even from a writing standpoint, this sentence is in there:

```Supporters of free markets have failed to articulately make their case in New York```

Failed to articulately make their case. My GOD the layers of that fucking awful sentence. I would fail a high school freshman over that alone.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 5h

The Washington Post has lost a lot of journalistic integrity since the CEO made a deal with Trump to never speak ill of him, but this is the laziest, shittiest editorial I've ever read and I would be embarrassed talking to my family if I worked at WaPo at this point.

Utter Fucking Shit.

A headline from a Wapo Editorial that no author felt like signing their name to: Zohran Mamdani's success is a warning. Subhed: How did a socialist with almost no governing experience become New York's mayoral frontrunner?. Published November 3, 2025 6:15 am, a 5 minute read

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 5h

hopefully it's not one of the fake popeyes like we had to shut down here in des moines last month

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 6h

And Minnesota is one of the states where this is actually not as bad as others. California, Texas, Florida, New York, Washington, Oregon, NC are worse right now.

On the other side, places like Mississippi and West Virginia are falling apart.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 6h

It's such an insane unconscious thing everyone does. My girlfriend mumbles her social media posts ass he types and when I was first becoming an actor, I had an actress complain to the director because I was literally whisper-voicing back her lines as she was saying them. I had no idea!

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 18h

Oh I had the gameboy version of the arcade adaptation

gumpyfunction.itch.io/my-dinner-wi...

My Dinner with André by Gumpy Function

A Simpsons Fan Game for the Game Boy

gumpyfunction.itch.io

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 19h

I wonder if it'd be counterproductive, but I think people should watch a couple dozen of the really obvious "this woke blue haired lady got kicked out of the social gathering!!" videos and you can start to see the patterns.

That exact left to right pointing and yelling scene is alllllll over those.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 20h

I'm gonna ace this, they have a whole song for it. As I recall I have to be uhhhh swift like a river and the strength of a raging fire...

Okay I may have to study a little

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 20h

Really wanna emphasize 26 and let people know Kash is 46

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

There is NO reason a 45 year old should be dating a 26 year old and I don't care if other people are like "well they're both adults" no it is creepy and it is wrong as shit.

If you can't satisfy the divide by two add seven rule you are in fact a pedophile.

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

Kash Patel is 45 while his girlfriend -- "the country music sensation" he flies on private jets -- is 26.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

It doesn’t get more pathetic than this. What a complete loser.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

So uhhhhhh Kash Patel is a pedophile? And this is just kind of out there and no one is raising hell about it?

Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

A million times yes High heat will shrink eeeeeverything and then you'll think you're getting fat. Dryers just shouldn't have a high heat setting. And if you are lucky enough to have a clothesline somewhere hoo doggy

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

The Dodgers are kind of like Mexico's team, the Jays are obviously Canada's team, and both enlisted players from not just Canada, Mexico, and the US, but the Dominican Republic, Japan, Cuba, Venezuela, and South Korea.

I don't really have anything profound to say about that, I just think it's neat.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

As I call it, the Pirate Problem.

Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

INVENTOR: And I've got Tom Hanks attached to star in the Radio Flyer movie!

TOY EXEC: Oh it's a fun movie about... the wagon?

INVENTOR: Nope, child abuse!

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

Berube's pre-game speech to the Maple Leafs: It's your turn now boys! Get out there and show us just how much more disappointment Toronto can endure!

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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 1d

The pistons will be a super dangerous team once they work around these high Cade doubles

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like Canada used to have more baseball players, now there are only 25 or so in the whole league.

The pull of fame and glory in the fast-paced world of Curling has just proven to be too strong.

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

On a broken bat no less. The most boring way to possibly end it

Maybe we got our hopes too high from the rest of the series lol

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

Dodgers got very very very lucky he managed to get his foot back down to the millisecond

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 1d

alright can we stop with the "miguel rojas of all people!!" you are being mean to our little guy lol

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

It's like an FCS Upset Freakin Jamberoo around here

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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board @sidewalkslam.bsky.social · 1d

Hey man, that Lincoln bathroom needed remodeled goddammit, where do you think that money's supposed to come from????

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