Shylo
@shylo.bsky.social
California heart, Chicago home l Mostly exhausted, unclaimed treasure
Ts and Ps to the family who told me their itinerary included the Walnut Room, Santa, Art Institute and the Museum of Ice Cream in a single day.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ts and Ps to the family who told me their itinerary included the Walnut Room, Santa, Art Institute and the Museum of Ice Cream in a single day.
It's time to take the butter out of the fridge. But do not put it on the radiator.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's time to take the butter out of the fridge. But do not put it on the radiator.
You have not lived until you are searching a Jewel for the estrogen patch that fell out of your pocket and you find it in the parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You have not lived until you are searching a Jewel for the estrogen patch that fell out of your pocket and you find it in the parking lot.
Sitting at the doctor's office on my birthday and the receptionist just put on George Harrison, and it's like my mom just walked in the room, even though she's been dead for 15 years.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sitting at the doctor's office on my birthday and the receptionist just put on George Harrison, and it's like my mom just walked in the room, even though she's been dead for 15 years.
Jewel has a BOGO deal on Land O Lakes butter. Don't forget the butter.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Jewel has a BOGO deal on Land O Lakes butter. Don't forget the butter.
You know how there's a famous person kind of from near your hometown and now you just refer to them as "Modesto's own Timothy Olyphant"?
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You know how there's a famous person kind of from near your hometown and now you just refer to them as "Modesto's own Timothy Olyphant"?
Buddies, have you bought your Thanksgiving Day butter yet? You should.
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Buddies, have you bought your Thanksgiving Day butter yet? You should.
I'm going to have to take the Starbucks app off of my phone because I have unintentionally scabbed twice.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm going to have to take the Starbucks app off of my phone because I have unintentionally scabbed twice.
Day two of topical chemo and I already want to scratch my face off, which is probably part of the whole thing. Wear sunscreen, people.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Day two of topical chemo and I already want to scratch my face off, which is probably part of the whole thing. Wear sunscreen, people.
You didn't take the hose off the outdoor spigot, did you? Go do that now.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You didn't take the hose off the outdoor spigot, did you? Go do that now.
You ever go away for the weekend and, sure, you miss your bed but what you really miss is your bidet?
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You ever go away for the weekend and, sure, you miss your bed but what you really miss is your bidet?
Dick Durbin is (and has been) disappointing AF for a long time. Plus, he's retiring and hella old.
CALL ALL OF THEM. SAY PRIMARY.
"Sens. Jacky Rosen (Nev.), Tammy Baldwin (Wis.), Mark Kelly (Ariz.),Jon Ossoff (Ga.), Gary Peters (Mich.) &Dick Durbin (Ill.) were among the Democrats who participated in secretive negotiations to end the shutdown & are considered possible “yes” votes for the deal."
"Sens. Jacky Rosen (Nev.), Tammy Baldwin (Wis.), Mark Kelly (Ariz.),Jon Ossoff (Ga.), Gary Peters (Mich.) &Dick Durbin (Ill.) were among the Democrats who participated in secretive negotiations to end the shutdown & are considered possible “yes” votes for the deal."
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Dick Durbin is (and has been) disappointing AF for a long time. Plus, he's retiring and hella old.
Galloway's being weird over on Threads
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Galloway's being weird over on Threads
I'm reading Susanna Clarke's Piranesi and it's full of idiosyncratically capitalized words. It's like I'm reading Trump tweets. More skeletons, though.
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm reading Susanna Clarke's Piranesi and it's full of idiosyncratically capitalized words. It's like I'm reading Trump tweets. More skeletons, though.
I mean, all of us have words that we find particularly weird or cool, but I do not get why the president always has to comment on "groceries." Has anybody tried to break this down, other than from a Lucille Bluth perspective?
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I mean, all of us have words that we find particularly weird or cool, but I do not get why the president always has to comment on "groceries." Has anybody tried to break this down, other than from a Lucille Bluth perspective?
Going to throw a sandwich today. Just for fun.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Going to throw a sandwich today. Just for fun.
I keep thinking she defeated Windom Earle from Twin Peaks.
Democrat Abigail Spanberger will defeat Republican Winsome Earle-Sears to become Virginia's first female governor, CNN projects.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I keep thinking she defeated Windom Earle from Twin Peaks.
Fun new neighborhood game: do those helicopters mean "accident on the Edens" or "gestapo-like tactics in front of the elementary school again"?
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fun new neighborhood game: do those helicopters mean "accident on the Edens" or "gestapo-like tactics in front of the elementary school again"?
Weird times over in Mayfair
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Weird times over in Mayfair
This is right by the hospital, an elementary school and a health clinic for low-income people. If they were literally there to get undocumented people, they could go to the shelter down the street. They're here to terrorize the overall neighborhood.
Ice is currently at Foster and Christiana
October 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is right by the hospital, an elementary school and a health clinic for low-income people. If they were literally there to get undocumented people, they could go to the shelter down the street. They're here to terrorize the overall neighborhood.
Oh cool. My school is on lockdown because of ICE activity.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Oh cool. My school is on lockdown because of ICE activity.
You know how you go to the dermatologist and they say, "well at least your eyes are beautiful"?
October 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You know how you go to the dermatologist and they say, "well at least your eyes are beautiful"?
So many of the songs I've heard on IG reels lately sound like they come from bands that played at The Bronze.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
So many of the songs I've heard on IG reels lately sound like they come from bands that played at The Bronze.
Oh, looks like a bunch of Americans are figuring out the difference between the Irish President and Prime Minister roles today.
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Oh, looks like a bunch of Americans are figuring out the difference between the Irish President and Prime Minister roles today.