Shylo
@shylo.bsky.social
California heart, Chicago home l Mostly exhausted, unclaimed treasure
I'd need a nap in the middle of that
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'd need a nap in the middle of that
It was still in the original packaging, and had been run over for the past hour. Let's just assume it works.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It was still in the original packaging, and had been run over for the past hour. Let's just assume it works.
A teenaged cashier asked me if I needed help and I was like, "Finding my estrogen patch. I am your future!!!!"
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A teenaged cashier asked me if I needed help and I was like, "Finding my estrogen patch. I am your future!!!!"
Day three. Whoa, it's really bad.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Day three. Whoa, it's really bad.
Post topical chemo, day one. Yo, my skin is plenty irritated. I look terrible. The upside was that it was only $40.
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Post topical chemo, day one. Yo, my skin is plenty irritated. I look terrible. The upside was that it was only $40.
Day seven of topical chemo and the dermatologist is like, "Keep going, your skin isn't irritated enough yet."
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Day seven of topical chemo and the dermatologist is like, "Keep going, your skin isn't irritated enough yet."
Good eagle-watching down there.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good eagle-watching down there.
I still feel like this, but it's only about the Real Housewives.
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I still feel like this, but it's only about the Real Housewives.
Still wearing a winter coat and scarf outside, for inertia's sake.
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Still wearing a winter coat and scarf outside, for inertia's sake.
Day five of topical chemo and boy are my arms tired ... from reapplying sunblock every two hours.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Day five of topical chemo and boy are my arms tired ... from reapplying sunblock every two hours.
Irish Twitter was one of the best parts about insomnia.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Irish Twitter was one of the best parts about insomnia.
Imagine thinking people have the spare time to be entrepreneurs and negotiators of their own health insurance.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Imagine thinking people have the spare time to be entrepreneurs and negotiators of their own health insurance.