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ShwirlyGlasses
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justedthings.blog

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"I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky.
With a cap in his hand and a knot in his tie.
I'm the light in the mall when the power is gone.
A shadow in the corner, just playin' along."
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My 2026 Cosplay reveal!
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“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits
December 24, 2024 at 5:07 AM
That's what I don't get when legacy companies like McD's and Coca-Cola use A.I. You have backlog out the ass, and nostalgia is in (has been for ages now).

Throw the old commercials up.

Low effort/budget, quick turnaround, give the boomers/zoomers the feels, no AI, no backlash. Everyone wins.
If these fuckos want to save money, they can go back to playing the same McChristmas commercial that played through most of my childhood. Lord help me for handing it to McDonalds, but at least it reminds me that Christmas is a fun and magical time for kids, not miserable.

youtu.be/5Xi-kKMBNe0?...
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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More Zelda movie set leaks from New Zealand
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think it's time I reminded people, starting with myself, that I'm the fucking man.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Me waiting for ANY new info from ANY of the games (save for Shinobi) announced in that SEGA hype trailer a couple years ago.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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men only want one thing
August 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I liked this Zelda cosplay so much that I couldn’t help posting this photo. It’s so beautiful and I feel so beautiful in it seriously, I had never felt this pretty before 🥺💖
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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“Quentin Tarantino says..” Quentin Tarantino says a lot of things
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Watch out for the
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
youtu.be/ihPoqPOo2l0

I'm making YouTube content, what the hell?!?
Tetris 99 - Maximus Cup 50
YouTube video by ShwirlyGlasses
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December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Evil Yellow: You think Santa will HATE these red and green M&Ms?

Evil Red: I would know. I've met the guy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
deadline.com/2025/12/cary...
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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My YouTube feed 2 months ago: "The Ai bubble is gonna burst", The bubble is bursting", "the bubble"

My YouTube feed this past week: "We have 100 days until AI ends humanity" "2027 is when AI takes over" "We have 3 years until..."

Chat, are we cooked?
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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We are now gambling on the news.

People are gonna make money off predicting the next national tragedy.

I want off this ride.
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Why be so hard on yourself? The world is hard enough.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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This midnight opening for Metorid Prime 4 sucks ASS.
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Friendly reminder that Hi-Fi Rush was FUCKING AWESOME.
Denuvo is being removed from Hi-Fi RUSH. Denuvo support scheduled to end on Jan 16th. All PC players will be required to install the latest patch by Jan 16th to continue playing store.steampowered.com/news/app/181...
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Newest Linux update boots to black screen. Boot to Terminal, it doesn't recognize my username or password. So my desktop PC is fucked.

Add to that a hell day-tier level work day and this day can fuck itself big style.

Today is the kind of bad day that you spend the next several days cleaning up.
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Metal Gear Rising is that type of game where this batshit line gets overshadowed by so many other equally batshit lines
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Got my YouTube Year in Review.

Surprised Kitboga is in my Top 5. I feel like I cut back on him quite a bit. No knock on him, I love his work and what he does. Just haven't watched as much.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Game: Mad Dog McCree (1993, SegaCD)
TAS Author: EZGames69
Source: tasvideos.org/6303M
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'LL TELL Y'ALL EXACTLY WHAT I THINK OF FINAL FANTASY XV!!!!

IT'S A fantastic game I enjoyed more than most FF games. The internet is just mean.
Celebrating 9 years since we first drove off into the horizon on an unforgettable road trip in Final Fantasy XV.

What was the best recipe you made on this journey?
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I will always love you Apple Loop library
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ya know, I've posted plenty of pics at sunrise. Never got one of the sunset where I live.

Tonight seemed particularly photo-esque.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM