Keith One Through Seven
@shoelessmonkey.bsky.social
Human Earthling Father Husband He/Him
I thought for sure that this was fake but no, they really posted this.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I thought for sure that this was fake but no, they really posted this.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
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191. Leia and Holdo? They fuckin. Padme and Sabe? They fuckin. Han Solo and Lando? Oh, you know they fuckin. R2-D2 and C-3PO? Not fuckin, but a deeply committed queerplatonic partnership. Luke Skywalker is asexual.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
191. Leia and Holdo? They fuckin. Padme and Sabe? They fuckin. Han Solo and Lando? Oh, you know they fuckin. R2-D2 and C-3PO? Not fuckin, but a deeply committed queerplatonic partnership. Luke Skywalker is asexual.
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Shirtless Sam
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Shirtless Sam
reskeet w/a time you looked cool
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
reskeet w/a time you looked cool
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Watched Del Toro’s impossibly beautiful prequel yesterday, so I’m advocating to watch the original tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Watched Del Toro’s impossibly beautiful prequel yesterday, so I’m advocating to watch the original tonight.
That photo of trump after a man collapsed is strange and funny, as was RFK's reaction.
But I'm kinda obsessed with how they seem to be keeping the identity of the man a secret? He was a "guest of Eli Lilly." Ok but who is he and why was he there?
But I'm kinda obsessed with how they seem to be keeping the identity of the man a secret? He was a "guest of Eli Lilly." Ok but who is he and why was he there?
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
That photo of trump after a man collapsed is strange and funny, as was RFK's reaction.
But I'm kinda obsessed with how they seem to be keeping the identity of the man a secret? He was a "guest of Eli Lilly." Ok but who is he and why was he there?
But I'm kinda obsessed with how they seem to be keeping the identity of the man a secret? He was a "guest of Eli Lilly." Ok but who is he and why was he there?
Lisa Frankenstein is great and should be a cult favorite.
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Lisa Frankenstein is great and should be a cult favorite.
Oh hey if you have HBO Max you should watch Sorry Baby, a new Halloween classic!
(It's not Halloween related at all but it's real good and you should watch it.)
(It's not Halloween related at all but it's real good and you should watch it.)
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oh hey if you have HBO Max you should watch Sorry Baby, a new Halloween classic!
(It's not Halloween related at all but it's real good and you should watch it.)
(It's not Halloween related at all but it's real good and you should watch it.)
Which fictional character was done dirty by the writers?
October 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Which fictional character was done dirty by the writers?
Wish I could make it to this, but you should go!
🦴🩸🖤🧛🏻♀️🖤🩸🦴
Join us at the campaign office back parking lot on Halloween from 12 to 6 pm for Blood, Bones, and Bites.
We'll be hosting a blood drive with @versiti.bsky.social blood and a bone marrow registration drive with @giftoflife.bsky.social, grilling out Chicago dogs, giving out candy, and more!
Join us at the campaign office back parking lot on Halloween from 12 to 6 pm for Blood, Bones, and Bites.
We'll be hosting a blood drive with @versiti.bsky.social blood and a bone marrow registration drive with @giftoflife.bsky.social, grilling out Chicago dogs, giving out candy, and more!
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wish I could make it to this, but you should go!
With everything going on with ICE and healthcare and Palestine why the fuck would I care about the east wing of the white house.
October 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
With everything going on with ICE and healthcare and Palestine why the fuck would I care about the east wing of the white house.
Fanta for Logan?
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fanta for Logan?
That's Cumulonimbus.
Columbus is when a majority agree on something.
Columbus is when a majority agree on something.
That's Colossus.
Columbus is a type of cloud.
Columbus is a type of cloud.
That’s Columbia.
Columbus is the super hero who can transform his entire body into super strong steel.
Columbus is the super hero who can transform his entire body into super strong steel.
October 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
That's Cumulonimbus.
Columbus is when a majority agree on something.
Columbus is when a majority agree on something.
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sometimes your friends give your husband a very excellent gift and sometimes you steal that gift to wear on his birthday. love you, @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
sometimes your friends give your husband a very excellent gift and sometimes you steal that gift to wear on his birthday. love you, @shoelessmonkey.bsky.social
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KIYAC — the Kat for Illinois Youth Advisory Council — is putting on its first campaign event!
Come get a free car wash, drop off your winter clothes, and pick up a yard sign at Double Clutch Brewing Company in Evanston til 10:30!
Come get a free car wash, drop off your winter clothes, and pick up a yard sign at Double Clutch Brewing Company in Evanston til 10:30!
October 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
KIYAC — the Kat for Illinois Youth Advisory Council — is putting on its first campaign event!
Come get a free car wash, drop off your winter clothes, and pick up a yard sign at Double Clutch Brewing Company in Evanston til 10:30!
Come get a free car wash, drop off your winter clothes, and pick up a yard sign at Double Clutch Brewing Company in Evanston til 10:30!
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IT TOBER
HAP TOBER
HAP TOBER
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
IT TOBER
HAP TOBER
HAP TOBER
This is incredible!
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is incredible!
Subtly downgrade a band:
Acquaintance Holly
Acquaintance Holly
Subtly downgrade a band:
Hurry
Hurry
Subtly downgrade a band:
Moist moist moist
Moist moist moist
September 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Subtly downgrade a band:
Acquaintance Holly
Acquaintance Holly
I for one welcome our shadowy overlord.
September 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I for one welcome our shadowy overlord.
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What movie do you consider perfect?
September 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
What movie do you consider perfect?