shitpost mortem
@shitpostmortem.bsky.social
A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas
Hosted by @amyuncut.bsky.social and @bethposting.bsky.social
Site: https://sites.libsyn.com/599945
Hosted by @amyuncut.bsky.social and @bethposting.bsky.social
Site: https://sites.libsyn.com/599945
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just learned that Old Tupi (an indigenous language of Brazil) has a word for a woman's son that literally means "husband's semen". can u imagine if someone called their son that in English. i think they might kill u
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/membyra...
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/membyra...
membyra - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
en.wiktionary.org
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
just learned that Old Tupi (an indigenous language of Brazil) has a word for a woman's son that literally means "husband's semen". can u imagine if someone called their son that in English. i think they might kill u
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/membyra...
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/membyra...
Call 1-800-SHIT-PANTS today!
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Call 1-800-SHIT-PANTS today!
no way, a brand-new episode of the world's greatest podcast
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Shitpost Mortem: Mutually Exclusive Chastity / Single-Use Car / Penis Doppelganger
In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers Choosing hardware/software based on the silliest names (ploopy, floorp) ...
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January 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
no way, a brand-new episode of the world's greatest podcast
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woke trangender Old Norse gave us words like "egg," "skirt," and "they"
January 17, 2026 at 7:11 AM
woke trangender Old Norse gave us words like "egg," "skirt," and "they"
check out our intro music from @izzys.casa
it's a banger, very pleased with it
it's a banger, very pleased with it
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
check out our intro music from @izzys.casa
it's a banger, very pleased with it
it's a banger, very pleased with it
Added an about page to our website!
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January 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Added an about page to our website!
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whoa that's this podcast
Started listening to @shitpostmortem.bsky.social and it's honestly kinda relaxing to listen to folks just shooting the shit in a less produced format.
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
whoa that's this podcast
Beth came up with a good mnemonic for taxonomic ranks, which is "kinky puppygirls came over for gay sex"
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Beth came up with a good mnemonic for taxonomic ranks, which is "kinky puppygirls came over for gay sex"
Whoa a brand new episode
We'll be wiggling your earholes with this one!
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We'll be wiggling your earholes with this one!
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Shitpost Mortem: Stereonucleosis / Nitrile Fetish / Battery that gets soft when it's low on charge
We discuss stupid ideas such as : Ceiling roomba / Roomba that can climb stairs update / T-shirt warehouse of babel / Service that helps you match clothing to your exact skin color / Stereonucleosis /...
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January 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Whoa a brand new episode
We'll be wiggling your earholes with this one!
sites.libsyn.com/599945/stere...
We'll be wiggling your earholes with this one!
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On the next podcast, we'll be asking important cereal questions such as "Is the Cheerios bee a liberal?" and "Is Tony the Tiger a gay Republican?"
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
On the next podcast, we'll be asking important cereal questions such as "Is the Cheerios bee a liberal?" and "Is Tony the Tiger a gay Republican?"
All the world's a stream / and all the men and women merely chatters
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
All the world's a stream / and all the men and women merely chatters
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aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers
January 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
aliens who found a piano reconstructing humans with three feet and 88 fingers
New device just arrived
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
New device just arrived
I think we're gonna have to skip the podcast today, Beth is sick and sounds very croaky
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I think we're gonna have to skip the podcast today, Beth is sick and sounds very croaky
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when a church has stained glass everyone is like "ooh fancy" but when i have stained glass everyone is like "ew" and "i think there's something wrong with your dishwasher" smh
December 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
when a church has stained glass everyone is like "ooh fancy" but when i have stained glass everyone is like "ew" and "i think there's something wrong with your dishwasher" smh
Got the shirts we mentioned on the last episode
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Got the shirts we mentioned on the last episode
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made a map of which parts of Europe use which root that means "good"
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
made a map of which parts of Europe use which root that means "good"
Do you fear being alone with your own thoughts?
Do you need a constant stream of meaningless babble to escape your demons?
You should listen to our podcast lol
Do you need a constant stream of meaningless babble to escape your demons?
You should listen to our podcast lol
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Do you fear being alone with your own thoughts?
Do you need a constant stream of meaningless babble to escape your demons?
You should listen to our podcast lol
Do you need a constant stream of meaningless babble to escape your demons?
You should listen to our podcast lol
New episode!
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Shitpost Mortem: Overly Specific T-Shirts / Oily Boid / Marshmallow Drone
We discuss stupid ideas such as: Extreme podcast panning / You know how people get ads for overly specific t-shirts? What about advertising t-shirts that have the viewer's full name and address / Sapi...
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December 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
New episode!
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