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shitpost mortem
@shitpostmortem.bsky.social
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A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas

Hosted by @amy-percent.bsky.social ( @amyuncut.bsky.social ) and @bethposting.bsky.social

Site: https://sites.libsyn.com/599945
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Yay we hit 400 downloads!
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January 25, 2026 at 5:03 PM
shitpostmortem.bsky.social
Call 1-800-SHIT-PANTS today!
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
shitpostmortem.bsky.social
check out our intro music from @izzys.casa
it's a banger, very pleased with it
January 17, 2026 at 8:13 PM
shitpostmortem.bsky.social
Added an about page to our website!
sites.libsyn.com/599945/about
Shitpost Mortem is a podcast hosted by Amy and Beth. We're both champion yappers and we like making stupid jokes at each other. We talk about things like inadvisible robots, horrible ideas for recipes (which may or may not involve cum), and interesting facts about linguistics. We also tend to go on a lot of moderately deranged tangents and down a lot of rabbitholes (not like that, you pervert). To be honest, if you think the episode titles sound kinda weird and funny, you'd probably be right! Also unlike some comedy podcasts, there's literally no edgy white boys on this one! Whoa! I don't even know what that is! Here's some links: If you're already a podcast sicko, here's our RSS feed: http://feeds.libsyn.com/599945/rss Android instructions for adding our RSS feed to YouTube Music: https://support.google.com/youtubemusic/answer/13946190?hl=en YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShitpostMortem Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/shitpost-mortem/id1853332961 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3upb2lmgcXWsU65fUgXXtN
January 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
shitpostmortem.bsky.social
New device just arrived
Photo of a Zoom Podtrak P4, which is a mixer / recorder for podcasts with 4 XLR inputs
January 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
shitpostmortem.bsky.social
Got the shirts we mentioned on the last episode
Shirt that says Never PISS OFF a man who lives at 4456 WEST OAK STREET and is CURRENTLY GONE ON VACATION but left a KEY UNDER THE FAKE ROCK FOR THE PETSITTER
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Pog
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December 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Emoji of a nodding alien with closed eyes
December 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
shitpostmortem.bsky.social
Yay 200 downloads
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December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
shitpostmortem.bsky.social
horse electrolytes
Apple-a-day horse electrolytes
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Bulk Dildo Mystery Pallet, for only $50,000
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Oh my god how is this real

The "foreskin cruncher"!!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Pr...
> This was not the only test of the relic's legitimacy: as anthropologist Eric Silverman writes, "A common test for foreskinned authenticity [in medieval times] was taste. A physician, supervised by a priest, sampled the skin for the flavor of genuine holiness. The taster was called a croque-prépuce, or 'foreskin cruncher.'"[10]
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM