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Absolute Dumbfuck at your service
“I’ll talk from the grave”

That’s not how it works!
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The good news is the Seidler era Padres were run so stupidly that the new owners could spend half the money and get the same or better results
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So yeah Tatis is getting traded at some point
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Pretty telling that, despite many having the day off, none of his 8u players showed up to this press conference
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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When I moved to Arizona during the onset of the pandemic in 2020, I rediscovered poetry while wandering the desert. It came back in short bursts at first until I moved back to San Diego. This is my first book, a toe in the waters as I begin longer projects. Your support is greatly appreciated.
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November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I truly believe that with a better GM this headline could easily be about the Padres. It’s not hard to imagine the Padres having a Luhnow era Astros type of run from 2020-2025, with multiple championships and a deep playoff run every year. The resources needed were available
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Watching Casino and seeing Joe Bob Briggs made me nostalgic for simpler times
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I was just a part of the most smooth, fluid, efficient zipper merge I’ve seen in all my years of driving and it seriously gave me a little dopamine hit. It was beautiful
October 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
October 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A week after choking away the season the fanbase is buzzing about an 18 year old being signed and everyone seems pretty content simply rooting against the dodgers. Ticket sales aren’t dropping. I guess I don’t blame them for extending Preller, there’s nothing for them to lose
October 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I hope people are preparing for the full weight of ICE and DHS to be dropped on Southern California in the winter
September 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Seriously though, how many HRs have we given up in the first inning since the ASB?
September 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The first time I watched No Country For Old Men I had a moment about halfway through where I was like “I can’t believe this is a Coen Brothers movie” and this hit very similarly.
September 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Pumped for this
September 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The funniest thing about all this is they’ve created a news environment where nothing sticks for more than a day or 2, so none of their weird stunts really land with anyone outside of the 60 year old maga facebook demographic.
Back in my day, the FBI put actual effort into covering up their assassinations/false flags
September 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Back in my day, the FBI put actual effort into covering up their assassinations/false flags
September 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Uh oh I bet it was those darn Antifa’s
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Not that I could’ve been any more excited for this but….hell yes
According to San Diego County, some parts of "One Battle After Another" were shot at county parks and communities; other locations included Borrego Springs, the city of San Diego, and Otay Mesa near the U.S.-Mexico border.
'One Battle After Another' filmed around San Diego, county touts economic impact
The county said the positive financial impact “ranged from lodging, to food, paying movie extras and technicians, and the cost of the goods used in filming.”
www.10news.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m assuming this was a typo and the grant was 1.2 Billion?
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This was typed and I was hitting post as that no doubter was launched into orbit
“Randy is at his best when they’re making contact” he says, one start after striking out 9 in the best start of his career
September 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Randy is at his best when they’re making contact” he says, one start after striking out 9 in the best start of his career
September 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Feel free to tell me that I’m crazy and the internet is melting my brain but every big story this week just is so fucking odd and off. The girl getting randomly stabbed, Trump being confronted in a restaurant, the shooting yesterday, the White House using A.I. to make a statement. Just weird shit
September 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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omg
September 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM